Turns out I am not in “The Bear”. (Which based off the shoot, and style of show, I would have been very surprised). But I am left with some questions about the process and what changed. Why did they fill up the restaurant with 90+ people only to have none of us on screen?

Pop Quiz: What was the last Tony Winner for Best Musical that featured an overture?

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ILLINOIS!!!

$400-450/mo to get to work is too much right?

this queen

MORE IF THIS PLEASE!

LET HIM COUNTY!!!

I’m surprised no one has made fun of see thru tech in sci fi movies. (I mean parody is a genre out of vogue these days) but it has zero practical purpose. Here are two sides of the same sign #film #scifi #designfail

Reports of media literacy’s death have been greatly accurate. While social media is great, its limitations on productive communication and engagement are abundant. Fan Theory vlogs and episodic review podcasts also are contributing factors to media literacy’s death.

I hate this so much. 🤦🏼‍♂️ JUST POST THE DAMN HOURS. I shall return to yelling at clouds.

I think the most realistic part of Time Cop is when the news just casually says the White Supremeist Party is winning in the polls. 🤦🏼‍♂️😣🤢 #TimeCop

Looks like threads is down too. Instagram is broke. What a time to be alive.

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO BUY A TICKET TO THIS 4x JUST TO SHOW WB HOW MUCH THEY COULD Have HAD.

Extended until end of April! Don’t miss your chance to see me in Chicago’s finest improv company!

Evangelicalism is heresy! #christian #evangelical #maga

“Birds of a Feather” is a great song. I love it! However— it isn’t exactly a pump you up get excited for LA 2028 song. (Yes I’m still sulking over the lackluster presentation by #LA2028 in the #Paris2024 handover ceremony.)

Out of context #Severance finale:

IS THERE A FUCKING SHORTAGE ON COCA-COLA! #inflation #supplyanddemand

In 2024, 1 candidate won all 7 swing states—by enough votes to avoid automatic recounts. With less than 50% of national popular vote. In every. single. swing state. Mark Thompson is right; that's not just a footnote. It's part of the story. #VerifyTheVote #SecureTheMidterms

I don’t understand the difference between malt liquor and beer. They sorta taste the same.

Being a tourist for the day #Chicago #StPatricksDay

OMG WOW! MILCHICK! WOW #Severance I love this show!

Okay... The Electric State (2025) was one of those movies where you start to type an adjective, then you erase it, then you try to type a different one, then you try to type cliche, then you erase that, then you fumble around for what exactly to use (derogitory). It felt like it wanted to be and

RIP themed restaurant dining experiences.

MCCARTHY FOR ILLINOIS SENATE

Voicemails left and emails sent ✅

His obsession with gold is something else. He added a gilded mantel flourish in the last week. 🤦🏼‍♂️🙄

Tell um Hap Hazard sent ya!

Traffic on Halsted? Nope. Just gays standing in line for Scarlet.

Trump's in full retreat today as his poll numbers slip: He convened the cabinet to limit Elon after voters pressured Congress. He delayed the tariffs b/c the market dropped out & created fears of a recession. He's losing in court b/c DOGE didn't follow the law. Keep fighting.

This Lent, I'm joining Faithful America members across the country to fast from financially supporting the billionaires and corporations that are stoking hate and supporting Trump. Will you join us? act.faithfulamerica.org/sign/corpora...

Y’all remember when TikTok was banned for 3 yrs 47 years ago?

Happy Pulaski Day #Chicago!

I wish Biden would say something. It’s sorta an unwritten rule that the former guy sorta goes quiet. (Trump did not follow this rule).

OMG. THIS SEVERANCE EPISODES!!! Omg. There is so much going on! So many layers. It is so good. This show is the best show I’ve ever seen. We got themes. We got motifs. We got metaphors. We got symbolism. We got allegory. It’s got it all.

Oklahoma City First Church of the Nazarene is leaving the denomination after the District bullied two lesbian congregants for simply volunteering at the church. Love to see it! #Nazarene

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

DELETE YOUR PRIME DELETE YOUR WAPO DELETE YOUR TWITTER DELETE YOUR TARGET CIRCLE GOT TO BE LONGER THAN A DAY SHOP LOCAL SHOP SMALL TOUCH GRASS

Why Elon was trusted with anything after HyperLoop was revealed to be a fraud is beyond me.

How does one get a job? 😣 Asking for me. I’m about to give up. Got a rejection from Mariano’s. Like what the fuck am I doing wrong. 😔

Jon Stewart had more blood on his finger after breaking his mug than Trump did on his ear after “being shot”

I’m live on stage for the first time since 2018! #chicago #improv

Kansas City does not have enough non-federal jobs in the metro to meet the demand of all the federal employees that just got let go. This will cause 2 things, 1) population decline 2) recession if not depression. And rinse and repeat in every major metro area across the country.

BREAKING: A plane has crashed in Arizona, leaving at least one person dead.

To be a good Christian, sometimes means being a bad Roman. This is one of those times.

Why don’t we invade England? Pull a reverse uno card and then lead the Commonwealth? Why just stop at Canada, Mexico, Greenland and Panama… let’s take over the world!

Interesting data in light of current events. More about welfare queen Elon Musk: www.profgalloway.com/elon-musk-we...