Me: okay we defeated the bandits, I check them for loot DM: you look them over and inside one of the bandits pockets you see a folded up piece of paper with crayon drawing of a stick figure holding smaller stick figure scribbled words saying "have a great day at work daddy"

Is highrollercon.com cancelled?

Breaking things is easy. Understanding why they break is art.

Alert Sound xkcd.com/3100/

I wish we could eliminate the word “issue” from tech vocabularies. It’s not descriptive and usually indicates that someone doesn’t have a clue.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Hey artists! Would you like to have your art featured in the print edition of Phrack 72? You can email us at [email protected]

A film that takes place where you're from

A film that takes place where you're from

This Saturday’s #defconmovienight features the 1951 classic ‘The Day the Earth Stood Still’. Join us at 8pm PDT in the movie-night-text channel of our Discord (discord.gg/defcon) for some classic ET encounter action. Klaatu barada nikto.

www.theregister.com/2025/04/14/s... The depreciation schedule is now as follows: March 15, 2026: 200 days. March 15, 2027: 100 days. March 15, 2029: New SSL/TLS certificates will be limited to 47 days, and 10 days for DCVs.

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

I haven’t been for a few years but I got to see a few cool movies with my friends at Sundance.

Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong Answers Only.

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid

The ABC committing some truly magnificent graph crimes

✅ Flat Earth ✅ Decompiling Apps ✅ Insecure API ✅ Passwords Stored In Plaintext ✅ Haversine Function

"Tech debt is the silent killer of innovation." Thank you AI sales guy. Appreciate the input.

If any Hugo Awards voters enjoyed Lower Decks, it would be very cool to get a nod! Thank you for your consideration. This is our entire campaign. 🖖

Happy President’s Day

You have been murdered. Who do you want on your case? Person on my case:

What’s your sign?

Ran out to the Spiral Jetty this afternoon.

Can I second this motion?

I think I could pull off this look.

I think I’m falling in like with Dask.

I’m not retired yet but I have gotten similar calls.

Our shining moment ✨ #utah #saltlakecity #slc #ogden #throwbackthursday

I am not going to buy the complete collection of Iron Anniversary Edition Game of Thrones PEZ dispensers that are taunting me next to my gate at the airport.

Happy Section 31 day to all who celebrate.

How often did it snow in Florida or New Orleans when it was the Gulf of Mexico? 🤔

I was informed yesterday morning that my position has been eliminated at $DAYJOB. Currently looking for roles in cybersecurity engineering or architecture, particularly for orgs that are just starting their security programs and need their first hire.

Lindisfarne, 793 AD.

Overheard at work this afternoon, “the Narwhal demands it!” IYKYK

Advertise your account using one (1) Simpson’s image

An elderly woman in this waiting room, “Benjamin Franklin was a brilliant man but he wasn’t without his faults. Supposedly he was a bit of a womanizer.” I’m still waiting to hear what his faults were.

The 2024 State of Rust Survey is up: blog.rust-lang.org/2024/12/05/a... If you are using Rust (beginner or expert) or wants to, please take a few minutes to fill in this survey. This will help shape the future of the language and the community.

The #CreatureCommandos Official Playlist is now live on Spotify. Music from the first two episodes (airing tomorrow) up now - will be updated weekly.

Who has two thumbs and forgot to put their coffee mug in the Keurig machine before hitting the brew button this morning?

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Peloton Exercise Bike. Get all of the benefits of riding a bike without the fear of getting hit by a bus. Or the fear of a bug flying into your mouth. Both are equally terrifying. www.amazon.com/dp/B0C4ZB3WT...