Happy New Year to all Motherwell fans around the globe 🥳🎉 and can someone mind to drop off a steak pie for JBA, one with sausages through he deserves it.

Watching Motherwell-Celtic & while it’s just 1 half, remarkable how at ease Motherwell are in contrast to Celtic who have stalled without ever hitting first gear. Stats on screen tell the story. No Celtic fan can be happy with it. Jens Berthel Askou outwitting Wilfried Nancy.

Breaking news. Motherwell are massive

*Breaking News* Reports that yesterday’s game day officials and VAR team all received matching mink coats with WATP patches sewn in for Christmas appear to be totally unsupported, and we would distance ourselves from such comments.

JBALL

Well. Didn’t see that coming.

Everyone to Hampden!

Announcement 📣. Former player Josh Morris has been found safe and well in Craigneuk, working as a Herbalife sales rep. Morris disappeared in 2023 after being brought to the club under Graham Alexander but went missing soon thereafter. His family were reportedly unmoved by the news.

The title challenge is on

We are delighted to announce the club has reinvested a six figure sum from the sale of Lennon Miller into the film rights for former chairman Jim McMahon’s seminal debut novel ‘Parallax’.

We would like to notify all supporters that the Askou era is officially here.

New team in the Scottish Football painting project: @motherwellfc.bsky.social ! Went for a classic claret band on amber with white detailing. Painted on Superfooty figs + bases. One of many clubs I’m painting in SPFL order — more to come! #Subbuteo #Motherwell #FootballArt #SPFL #paintitmaroon

Well. Didn’t see that coming. Bye then Wimmer.

One thing to celebrate folks, only one more game left for Tony Watt

Keep fresh German ideologies in. Defend Fir Park.

Wimmer > Mourinho?

Sandra cancel the 20 boxes of Lederhosen we ordered for the Well Shop I may have had too many Lowenbraus.

The Wimmer Era is here

We are delighted to be on 499 followers. The 500th follower will win a special dinner with ex-Well legend Derek Townsley! *Winner to pay full cost of meal plus transport for Derek. No liability for actions of Derek.

Meet our new Assistant Manager Ahmet Koç. A big fan of industrial house and techno, Ahmet describes himself as an all round fun party guy. He looks forward to visiting the famous Hamilton Palace. Best of luck Ahmet! 🇩🇪🇹🇷

Delighted to announce our new manager!

We refute the allegations that our transfer window signing are ‘scattergun’ and a strategy will reveal itself in due course.

Reports that this man has been seen around Fir Park tonight are unconfirmed but please remain vigilant

I said ‘No grazie signore’ and put the phone down.

No look it’s good to get out of the cup early, more time to focus on this 3rd place challenge. Lads. Lads…? Stop crying Davor.

We would like to express our condolences for Tony Watt’s beloved chickens. Please respect our privacy at this time. Thank you.

With no game on today why not tune into 2007’s Serbian Big Brother series on YouTube and relive former Well legend Saša Ćurčić’s famous victory! Well done Saša.

New: Words & Images: @hanbalk.bsky.social Football in the Netherlands stops over Christmas, so Dutchman Han Balk and his compatriots come to the UK for their festive football fix. Caledonia called him and he had a wonderful time. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 www.terraceedition.com/home-haute/a...

#FloodlightFriday @motherwellfc.bsky.social 📸 @hanbalk.bsky.social for Terrace Edition.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

Tony Watt confirms he wanted a hattrick of disallowed goals today but got distracted thinking about the home alone banner. Best of luck on Thursday Tony

Bring in the Bells with our 2025 Hogmanay party, hosted by club legend Dirk Lehmann! Live DJ set bringing industrial German techno til 4am, including laser show and possible tiger. £5 adv/£10 on door. No under 30’s.

You boy, what’s today?

We would like to dispel the rumours that rogue 'Safety and Facilities Managers' will be stealing anyone's Christmas presents tonight. Locals should feel safe to place their gifts under the tree, as long as they are abiding by all relevant rules and regulations forthwith.

Unfortunately, Christmas has been cancelled following tonight’s shock red card. Santa couldn’t face seeing another surprise red from Rudolph. 🟥

*Christmas Cracker* 🎅 Tonight’s surprise half time performance will be by club legend Cedric Kipre, performing songs from his seminal 2019 rap album. 💿 Best of luck Cedric!

Good news for former Well player Zaine Francis-Angol, whose movie debut ‘The Festive Fullback’ - a family friendly Christmas movie about a Coca Cola cup winning amateur side- will be premiering on Channel 5 this Sunday at 2pm. Best of of luck Zaine!

Former Well Legend Martyn Corrigan has called in to ask us to remind fans that with temperatures plummeting below zero, make sure you do not ‘open the gate’ but instead ensure all windows and vents are securely closed to avoid heat loss. Thanks again Martin! ❄️

Former Well Winger Omar Daley will be at tonight’s calendar signing. He wasn’t invited. Please don’t approach.

Delighted to announce former Well legend Don Goodman has returned to the club, today appointed as Head of Catering, Nutrition and Protein supplements. Best of luck Don!

The players will be running up Tinto at 5am as punishment for today. Twice.

Former player Joe Efford has called in to wish everyone at the club a Happy Thanksgiving. We told him we didn’t care but he said he was just lonely. Best of luck in Greece Joe. 🇺🇸

We are very disappointed to announce Don Goodman has left his position as head of Data Science and Analytics, after admitting he had been recommending players using Football Manager 2018 and just thought it would be a laugh. Best of luck Don.

We are delighted to announce former ‘Well legend Don Goodman has again returned to the club, heading up our new Data Science and Analytics team. Don is confident his unique insights will bring success on the pitch. Best of luck Don!

*CHRISTMAS* 🎄 We are very disappointed to announce that the upcoming Christmas cabaret nights with former player Bob Malcolm have been cancelled. Unfortunately he simply couldn’t guarantee that no animals would be harmed. No refunds given.

*CHRISTMAS* 🎄 We are very disappointed to announce that the upcoming Christmas cabaret nights with former player Bob Malcolm have been cancelled. Unfortunately he simply couldn’t guarantee that no animals would be harmed. No refunds given.

*MISSING PERSONS* Striker Tony Watt and Manager Stuart Kettlewell last night became separated from the team and appear to have been lost in the Dingwall wilderness. A search is ongoing.

*MATCHDAY NEWS - Anyone considering making the trip to Dingwall tomorrow is advised to watch the Liam Neeson movie ‘The Grey’ in preparation for both the weather and the town. 🐺❄️

*MATCHDAY NEWS - Anyone considering making the trip to Dingwall tomorrow is advised to watch the Liam Neeson movie ‘The Grey’ in preparation for both the weather and the town. 🐺❄️