after 6 weeks with TLOAS, my conclusion is that it's a fun, light, boppy, vocal stim, bubble gum glitter gel pen pop album that I enjoy listening to, but it doesn't make me feel anything deeply. it's like cotton candy, - delicious & sweet, but not something to chew on 🍭✨

yeah... this is pretty on the nose ngl

just learned about the upcoming social media ban for kids under 16yo in Australia & I'm just 😍🤗🤩 PROTECT THE KIDS' BRAINS!!! yay!!!

My head cannon interpretation of Elizabeth Taylor is that she's on a red carpet and all the paps are screaming "Elizabeth Taylor!! Do you think it's forever?" prying into her very public personal life instead of her art.

Historically, I am terrible at telling people what I want as birthday/holiday gifts, and I end up with well-intentioned stuff I don't really want. My birthday is in ~2 weeks. What are some of the best gifts you've gotten or asked for lately? I have some ideas but not thrilled with em.

for my fellow puzzlers, y'all gotta try the Murdle! 🕵️‍♀️🧩 it's a daily logic puzzle to determine the whole/what/where & sometimes why of a murder. start with the mini (and PSA today's main is harder than usual) murdle.com/index.html?m...

All the behind the scenes logistics of the docuseries are gonna be AMAZING like truly peeking behind the curtain of it all. I'm curious about how people will respond to seeing their shiny, perfect popstar being sweaty, out of breath, tired, and sore (as if she's a real person).

I just learned that dogs should drink ~1 oz of water per pound they weigh. I've owned a dog for 8 years and had a dog as a child - why has no vet ever told me this??

the muse in The Great War is same the muse in Eldest Daughter, and both are herself

oh no, working until after it's fully dark out every day is already getting old and there are 3 months of this left

texting out of the blue during the work day should be illegal. it's non-consensual communication and I don't get a choice about whether to engage with the message in the middle of a chaotic day!

I remembered I'm a therapist who knows how to help my brain and body process overwhelming shit, so I made this for my feelings

my brain simply cannot handle the probability that I won't be able to afford health insurance next year.

Robin is about herself & her parts confirmed?? @mcpants.bsky.social

playing a fun game called "why do I feel like this!" options include: existential dread, overdid it socializing, didn't sleep well, haven't eaten a real meal yet, not enough quality time with my recharge people, depression sneaking in again, physical pain, or some secret other thing!!

keep scrolling I just need to scream for a minute WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG QITH PEOPLE OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL I CANT EVEN FATHOM HOW YOU COULD BE LIKE THAT GOOD CHRIST IT COSTS NOTHING TO BE NOT HORRIBLE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

If you get the sads when it gets dark and cold out, do yourself a favor and get a hot yoga membership for the season. A warm candle lit restorative yin class will do wonders for your brain, body, and spirit. It's like being wrapped in peace and comfort, and you deserve that! 🧘🏼‍♀️🪷☯️

I'm really tired of cleaning up accidents and bathing my 16.5 year old dog and washing towels and blankets pretty much every day for 3+ months but the alternative is so much worse. It's hard to hold both exhaustion/exasperation for the labor & gratitude/appreciation for the time we get together.

I just got a haircut and am having a small identity crisis... what color is my hair?

happy craftoween 👻🎃

all earrings in my shop are 50% off today! Prices update in checkout 🧡🖤

they did Ashley so dirty here 😭😭

on the original Gaylor soup day, @hairpinraindrop.bsky.social said "I want you to know I'm a mirepoix" and I still sing that to myself all the damn time thank you for your excellent punning 🫡

happy soup day!! perfectly timed with cold, rainy weather all week and a big batch of chili to warm my soul 🍲

hanging out with my best friend's 16 month old baby is a surreal experience, wdym my favorite human made this tiny human and now we're playing with blocks and reading books and singing silly songs and rolling a ball around?? we're too young to have a kid?? (we're almost 30)

Debut is an absolutely iconic album and I will not take any criticism of it seriously. A literal CHILD wrote these magnificent ballads!! Every song is lyrically vulnerable, catchy, and fun to sing along to. Happy birthday, Debut!! You made your own place in this world. 💚🦋✨

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

since learning that 'terminally unique' is a term used in AA/NA, it's all I've been thinking about. if she does struggle with substance use (as her lyrics make it seem) and she uses substances in the creative process (white wine & weed in the studio), of course she'd feel like she can't get sober

The Taylor Swift brain rot is so real that I just recognized one of the Eras backup dancers in a 1 second cut in a dance scene on The Good Place

hello I have a question what is the gender neutral term for boyfriend or girlfriend that a high schooler might use

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True story: "Terminal Uniqueness" is a phrase that comes from AA/NA

every forking day, something new happens that has me like:

fuck offffffff 🖕 most people take some sort of prescription medication that requires doctor oversight and is expensive as fuck

if I told 2022 me that my most self-destructive tendency of 2025 would be accidentally staying up til 4am binge reading, she would lauhh doubtfully. if I told 9 year old me this, she would be thrilled at my return to self.

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🗣️ for those who need to hear it AGAIN!!! The Fate of Ophelia isn't about a man!!!!! It's about the Eras Tour!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!

if I'm being honest I think my man is a bigger fan of Chappell than I am, which is the greeeenest of green flags

Jack I love you, you little bitch

And all of the foes and all of the friends Have seen it (my reign end) before, they'll see it again

OOP!!!! I love that. “ChatGPT is for third party thinkers.” We have no choice but to drag them.

we've reached the funeral scene

Ohhhhhh, the undercover teammate who evades public surveillance and helps her break out of the locked vault of longings she can't speak aloud to eventually shatter the glass closet of her career 🧢

to CREATE a phenomenon. everything was designed, planned, choreographed, rehearsed. it didn't just fall into place - she meticulously positioned each piece. and that's why I'm totally fine with TK being featured in this docuseries - he is an important part of the story she told on this tour.

I'm ready to see her burn it all down, but I think the 16 months comment on the podcast is her timeline. This year is her honoring her career in her own words & power, ending the Era. Next year is the start of a life without constant reinvention and performative identities. Hang on a little longer.

I love being queer 😍🌈✨💅🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 happy pride, ATL!!

Happy Pride from some of your Atlanta gaylors! ☺️🏳️‍🌈 @loudestwoman.bsky.social

can't believe biphobes are scared of me 😉

my fave journalist @kattenbarge.bsky.social wrote a well researched and kind article abt the gaylors when the backlash to the engagement was at its peak. def go support her and give it a read! (she has other excellent takes as well, & she’s pro woman / pro victim) spitfirenews.com/p/gaylor-sub...