If the implications of this attitude weren't so serious, this would be hilarious. JFC. DID. LIBERAL. FEMINISM. RUIN. THE. WORKPLACE. Read that again and try not to laugh. We all know the NYT is not a serious publication. It's still hard not to shake your head.

Everything is a psychology problem. Everything.

Fuckin' Embarassing.

Every personality trait rich people are lauded for is also a symptom of sociopathy.

The Dems who won yesterday did not win because they were “Not Trump”. They won because they have a positive view of how the world should be. They leaned into freedom and equality. And yet establishment Dems would rather lose than see power ceded to the people. Liberals are in the way right now.

The remainder is accountants.

Private Equity is responsible for 75% of the enshitification of the modern world.

My boys taking care of Mom while I’m out of town. Good boys.

Beanie Weenies

600 foot home run.

Carney has moved the Liberals further right since being elected. This will result in more defections, which might do permanent damage to the Conservatives. Absent context, this is great. But the Libs are now are just Cons who give better lip service to social issues. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Good things are possible and we don't have to settle. Seriously.

This is my second favourite place to live in the whole world.

Guy at Queen/Spad just now “Do you know dinosaurs were right here in 1986?”; Me shrug “yeah man I was there.”: “right here?!”: “yeah man I’ll tell you all about it in the morning”; “ok, good night my man”; *low five*

Tell me who cannot laugh and cry at the same time when they hear Yellow Ledbetter.

Goodnight assholes.

Cuomo can suck my*cat bats phone away*

Mamdani is such a radical communist. Wants to make things more affordable for folks. Out of control. How will we survive this Marxist revolution?

DUDE.

Mamdani is a youngster. And he will (hopefully) help lead us out of this bullshit that my generation (as a whole) helped create. Hats off to him.

And Mama by Cam Cole. Don’t even get me started on how horrible this is. I’ll be listening to it for an hour then I’ll give you a bar by bar breakdown on why it should be banned.

Hold On by Alabama Shakes is horrible also. Therefore I will listen to it 3 more times to ensure I am not overreacting.

Ball and Biscuit by White Stripes is such a disgusting piece of beast music that I have it on repeat to make sure it’s really that bad.

The absurdity of the NY election is that by world and historical standards, Mamdani is a radical CENTRIST. Meaning he thinks there ought to be a degree of fairness in the world. 🫤how ridiculous. In US politics, that makes him Karl Marx.

For my US friends: Carney has a minority government. If the budget fails in the House, the govt falls, and typically that means an election. Problem is, Canadian voters tend to hate early elections and will punish the party they think is responsible. That’s the game. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

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My cynicism runneth over this morning. Somebody kick me.

I love getting up at 4 am, AFTER I get that first slug of coffee in me.

The Bluth Family has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Remember, these people aren’t smarter than you. They’re just greedier. That’s my #1 lesson from working with them.

if not Ponzi, why Ponzi-shaped? www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Great Financial Minds created these instruments, offloaded responsibility, took a big commission, and then people’s life savings will take the hit when these overvalued securities hit bottom. Then we’ll do taxpayer bailouts for banks. Unprecedented. Who could have predicted this would happen.

The work of changing hearts & minds is hard, and it's not for everyone. But if each of us can plant a seed that changes 1 person, it's massive. Many of us on the left have been through a deprogramming journey ourselves. We understand what's involved. We should put that information to good use.

STOP POSTING STUPID SHIT ON BLUESKY AND FINISH PACKING, ASSHOLE.

The destruction of the East Wing, despite the symbolism, should be the least of any new government's problems. Say $200 million to restore? Fuck it. Lift some folks out of poverty. Restoring the east wing would mean we still got our priorities wrong.

Folks are rightly angry. I can’t begin to understand where everyone’s at because of my privilege. Having said that, taking an extra sec before posting “STFU you dumbfuck” might help you discover a friendly who simply & stupidly forgot to take an extra sec to re-read their OP. Sincerely, Dumbfuck.

The other 2 are in the back of an ICE van and unable to respond at the moment.

Goodnight assholes.

The thing about starting a second account for satire purposes is that I now have to be very careful about what account I’m using before I post.

In these unlucky moments, America needs as many opinions as it can get. I am pleased to announce that The Continental has asked me to help out for a bit. Jack is bemused, but he hasn't seen the new desktop doggie-bed I'm buying with my book advance. Even you can climb The Continental's paywall.

Go ahead and block me, you twit.

This platform is attracting all kinds of assholes. ;)

If Mamdani and folks like him don’t represent the future of the Democratic Party then I’d say you’re fucked, Mr. Feckless McSnoozeface.

Slate the Pirate Cat Queen needs to collect treasure to afford kitty chemotherapy. If we can get the fund to another 50 buck increase, I'll post a second cat costume. gofund.me/5104ba508

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Leftists (for 1,000 years): “But what if, and hear me out, the ultra-wealthy decide to stack the courts, hijack the media, hollow out regulatory agencies, gerrymander the districts, buy off congress and then simply decide to ignore the law because there’s no one left to enforce it?” Liberals:

Palantir must be destroyed if humanity is to survive. I'm not even joking. Along with the institutionally transphobic Wall Street Journal

Earlier today I discussed how Hitler used operation Himmler creating a lie of German ppl in Poland being killed, as justification to invade Poland. I’m pretty much seeing this apply here as well, also. Nigeria is also rich in crude oil and gas, stones like gems, uranium.

All of these tech bros are obsessed with Tolkien, yet incapable of making the connection that the current President is basically Denethor (old, senile, willing to let the world burn while pursuing private grievances)

He’s another one of these white male cishet assholes who gets way more respect than he deserves because he has done an excellent job of cultivating his image as a Very Serious Person. Right out of Building Your Own Brand for dummies.