REJECTION WAS NOT HAD! PROM DATE WAS AQUIRED!

I have a lot of feelings about this situation in general but today I just feel sad 😟

Me finding out my follow up appointment isn't until April. APRIL.

Relatable

Like yes but also I'm not going to pretend I've financially recovered from 2020 yet 😂🤣😭

US COVID update: Feb 3, 2025 🔸1 in 88 people currently infected 🔸542,000 new daily infections 🔸3,794,000 new weekly infections 🔸190,000 to 759,000 weekly Long COVID cases "There is more transmission today than during 50.8% of the pandemic" Source: pmc19.com/data/PMC_COV...

Timeline cleanse! I present one of the best photos I've ever taken of Guinnie (who never gives a crap 😂)

Made a delicious egg and spinach sandwich for breakfast and my stomach did NOT appreciate my attempts to give it nutritious nourishment 🤢

In "fun" Centrelink news a friend is being required to do a 10 day English competency course despite having just completed a MASTERS DEGREE

So my absolutely CURSED crochet project that has been partially unravelled so many times because I either made mistakes or wanted to do sections better was SO CLOSE to being finished and I have only now noticed that there are DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLUE YARN IN IT DESPITE BEING THE SAME YARN

I mean... I was pretty sure he was about to be pegged but glad for the clarification 😂😂

My daughter: *sprinkles some snow on the side walk so the ice crystals sparkle in the sun* Me out loud: "Oh that's beautiful! Look how it sparkles!" My broken brain, to myself: "This is the sidewalk of a killer, Bella"

A new bacteria was just discovered in underwater volcanoes that can absorb high levels of c02 through photosynthesis and scientists named it Chonkus. Chonkus please save us

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

Turns out out my rabbit Guinnie thinks while I'm trying to record a VO audition is the best time to start bunstructing her cardboard box 🤦‍♀️

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For some reason my brain decided to reorganise the events of Squid Game season 2 into what it considered a superior narrative order. It kept me up half the night and now I have no idea what to do with this information 🤷‍♀️

I have wanted to read Iron Widow basically since I first heard about it but I've spent most of that time being broke and unable to justify new books. But my amazing mum came through for Christmas and dear reader I have DEVOURED it. @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social I salute you 🫡 That was AMAZING

Pro tip: don't accidentally snort face powder while performing morning ablutions. You will sneeze so hard and so repeatedly that it feels like your body is trying to force your lungs out your face. Also your sinuses are going to BURN. It will give you a headache. 0/10 do not recommend

There are only a few days left in our year-end fundraising campaign. We are so close to meeting our goal of $50,000. Will you get us across the finish line — and have your donation doubled when you contribute by midnight on December 31? the-sick-times.fundjournalism.org/donate/

There's a new push for a public campaign on improving indoor air quality, including to keep kids safe from airborne pathogens in classrooms Dr Bronwyn King, a special advisor on clean air at the Burnet Institute, spoke to 6 News − WATCH HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQla...

Wrapping up this year's Candlekeep Christmas is an extra special corporate adventure: A Christmaskeep Carol starring one Damian Kramp!🎄❄️🎁 With DM Josh the Pirate, Daria, Ardanna the Lorewright, @jacksquarepeg.bsky.social, Roe Rowe & Jon Best Twitch.tv/corsairscove #dnd #dnd5e #critmas #candlekeep

Between being sent the wrong masks 3 times, not receiving the masks at all 2 times and the report I'm now having to file with PayPal to get my stupid money back I'm feeling super dejected 😔 I never have this much trouble with online shopping usually, why are my mask orders cursed? 😭

Since deciding that if I want guaranteed access to certain movies in my future I'd better get the dvd it's been SO HARD not to go ham on the $1 second hand dvds. I do NOT need a copy of that one 90s thriller I kinda enjoyed. The Monster Inc dvd was 100% legit though, still slaps 👌

First Coyote vs Acme now Sesame Street, FUCK Warner Brothers so much 🤬

Christmas is coming so here's a Christmas Tree Godzilla

WHO Director-General's opening remarks at the media briefing – 10 December 2024 Source: www.who.int/director-gen...

You just know if this had happened in September eeeeeeeeverybody would've been dressed up like this for Halloween 🎃 Although depending on how things pans out, could still happen!

Watching the whole phd debacle has me musing over the strange pros and cons of sudden virality. On the one hand: opportunity. On the other: a bunch of strangers telling you to die... Why are we like this?

Meanwhile, on Twitter the Muppet History account has gone dark because the guy behind it is apparently a giant creep??! Yes, the MUPPET HISTORY account

Some people are disparagingly about pet Santa photos but they clearly don't understand the glorious chaos that can ensue. There were nearly 6 ducks as well but their owner couldn't make it. (The parrot is called Sherby and the chicken is Henrietta FYI 😂🦜🐔)

Australia: "Long COVID is hitting up to an estimated 20% of Australians 3 months after they contracted COVID — mostly women, but also men and children. In the current COVID wave, that means a lot of people coming down sick for a long time" Source: archive.md/b18Km

If You're Happy And You Know It, Please Step Into This Completely Normal And Not Suspicious Old Shack For Processing.

THIS IS EPIC 😂🤣💀

I have now spent 3 whole days accidentally eating my own face 🤬 (Biting my lip)

Thought I must have knocked out the power plug for my office fairy lights while tidying up but no, bloody rabbit has chewed right through the cable. She got loose in there ONE TIME 🤬🐇

Trying to eat lunch and the dog is sitting on the couch next to me, sighing sadly into my ear

Amusing the lady at the checkout today by: Wearing a bunny shirt Pulling out a bunny purse Then checking my phone which also has a bunny on it 🐇🐇🐇

Looking for people to follow on here and promptly searched "bunnies", "Baldur's Gate 3", and "#yallmasking" and if that doesn't sum up 2024...

Hello not-Twitter! I'm Keren, a performer, writer, and TTRPG enthusiast. I like patting bunnies (and puppies), coming up with creative descriptions for how trash my health is (thanks covid), and going down internet rabbitholes in pursuit of (often useless) knowledge!