A feel a large spike in “Jedi” at the next census

Some days I need a yellow collar

At vets - some great dog names Cadbury - brown sausage dog Henry - black oodle

Have seen them play great shows but also bad shows - worst gig was You Am I when Tim was having a bad night. He called a punter to “come up on stage, and I’ll bash ya”

Forget sharing the last picture you saved, I want to see the very first picture on your phone

TISM are surely taking the piss with these prices, for a venue that is seated (Canberra theatre) - the Wankers are those on the stage

My son learning about geo-politics early on a Sunday morning #Eurovision

Drake releasing 3 albums tonight… as if the day couldn’t get any fucking worse

Fuck this photographer and his fucking rag - no excuse for what he did

Bluesky rule to live by - before you block someone

Them: "Aim to leave a beautiful corpse" Me: "..... where... 😬"

I have hit the age where getting out of bed is all I need to do to screw my back up

Watch Devil wears Prada 2 - happy to hear Pat Brammall got to keep his Aussie accent. It’s not going to win anything but it was fun. Plus my wife got to say “I caught the school bus with him” when Pat appeared on screen

Sugar played first gigs in 30+ yrs (sadly in NYC) and Rage playing this - late teen me is very happy youtu.be/eoKeH7JYE48?...

Australia is not a serious country. Actual legal tender:

Fuck off Cam Smith and other golfers. You chased the bone saw blood money, made multi generational wealth and now your management are coming out with “too young to retire” … get fucked. I hope the PGA says screw you guys

The only NBA I watched all season was the last 5 mins of Boston v 76s in Game 7 … that’ll do me for another yr

APS SES, APS Secretary, APS Grad at a team building activity #Canberra

Rick Devens #Survivor

@callissclan.bsky.social - remind you of anyone?

If you assault a paramedic / Ambo you deserve to be run over by their vehicle and not treated. I don’t make the rules … this is probably why

This applies to a lot of people, but esp the one in the original thread

New Foo Fighters sounds like recent era Foos - instantly recognisable and forgettable in same instance. Songs you won’t want to hear at their concert but you will get at least 1 played, anyway. As the ‘Gurg say “I like your old stuff better than your new stuff”, and that was back in 1997

Is there a happier footballer than Michelle Heyman? Even at the possible end of Canberra United (fix this A-League) she still smiles and laughs with all players, even the opposition

“Kids these days” … just had a team member put in a leave request, for October, for the day after a concert. What ever happened to calling in on the morning with a case of food poisoning

Share an 80s movie you will always love

Woke from a dream, where this was playing on the radio … so now you all need to be reminded of it. youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?...

Hughie & Victoria got married in a small town just outside of Canberra last weekend #TheBoys I wonder if Butcher got an invite?

Who are these office workers who have chosen to be at work at 745am? Fuck this… this was not a choice for me today

Can I not have lunch alone? No I’m not sharing

"from the river to the sea' is not and never will be hate speech for the same reason "always was and always will be aboriginal land" isn't hate speech and never will be. they're also both just right. not sorry.

Autumn vibes

Blokes or partners of blokes… I am happy to talk about this, what I went through, what still impacts me 6yrs on. This is not me in article but 100% can relate #fuckcancer www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

Has beens shouldn’t be presenting awards to gonna-bes … still rings true #Oasis Hall of Fame

Football fans, of all codes, need to stop asking for players boots

Happy to see the astronauts have successfully landed. And as someone who has been on several flights that landed with no gate crew to greet the plane right away, I feel you.

Whoever is behind the scenes at C7 has a sense of humour. Player walking off field with blood from a head clash - perfect time to bring up Red Cross Blood donation banner #AFL

Happy doggo - Canberra afternoon

High impact blood and gore … welcome back The Boys

So many questions … cat up a tree at the Embassy? Can’t see the firies turning up for a rogue roo on Embassy grounds

Amyl & the Sniffers at the Transit Bar (now closed) in Canberra, around 2018. Sold out venue maybe holds 200 people. Glad I saw them then, as now too bogan for me… and they were pretty bogan back then

I feel like this best before date on Easter chocolates needs to be shorter. Reality for me is consume by end of the day

Have survived a home full of under 12 boys (6 of them) - loud, noisy, laughs. Great kids… but equally thank fuck it’s over

Just saw someone in a Frankie’s Pizza top promoting safe spaces at work 🤔

Courtney Love is trash - If it wasn’t Kurt, it would have been Billy, Manson, or someone else’s fame she would have rode in on

I don’t want to work today … not an April Fool, just a fact

Orange & blue … those traditional Australian colours #Socceroos

Instagram would not let me post that Bogut is a fool (against community standards). Thankfully, Bluesky will let me call him a fucking idiot

Wow the Wallabies are playing Ireland in the ACT … in 2027!! Fuck me… we might be competitive by then

I was just asked if we need all the baked potatoes … this is a question that did not need to be asked