I’m in pain and have been for a while!!!!!!! More than usual!!!!!!!!!!!! I have NO PATIENCE RIGHT NOW

Me, post-collapse, after I’m done picking the meat off a squirrel’s skeleton cooked by trash can fire: hmmm now I need a little something sweet

It is so important to me that Timothee Chalamet’s hair grows back faster. Take some biotin please my guy.

this is the greatest show of all time

I’m just waiting for the house democrats to come out and be like “well no, we aren’t considering impeachment, but we are putting black boxes over our latest instagram selfies as a sign of protest”

Hello I did not wash off my eyeliner last night

Man I love living in the part of the country where the motherfucking weather flips wildly at least twice a week and having a body that is extra super sensitive to even the tiniest difference in the environment.

they're turning the yuletide gay

Taking action, no matter how small or humble, vaccinates you against despair.

Anarcho-punk Vince Guaraldi cover band called RUDIMENTARY PEANUTS

One of my most boomer complaints as of late: I should not have to specifically seek out unscented garbage bags.

Conquered my demand avoidance vs. myself and actually put my pills in my fucking pillminder this week can I get a W in the chat

I’ll be honest I’ve mostly seen Rob Reiner as the dad in New Girl

Watching Gremlins and realizing the opening credits are the Zohran font style + colors. @ graphic designers you’re not slick

It’s a lovely night to send me money

Me when my therapist suggests I may be autistic: ehhhh Me when a fleece blanket rubs against the back of my lotiony hand: I am going to k*ll myself

🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Everybody watch Boys Go To Jupiter NOW

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Getting really into sleeping without pillows lately. Thought you should know.

We're doing pogroms in America now

let the soft animal of your body grab that police officers gun

One of my favorite games to play with my body is “will this food hurt me?” There are no discernible rules or patterns. It is a game of chance. The same food that was fine last week is the reason I am awake at 5am (chocolate 😓)

I’d love to watch the HBO gay hockey softcore porn but these boys are not hot imho!!! I’m sure the opinion of a cis woman is important here. The casting dept should have consulted me specifically.

Starting to see AI pimple popping videos. Is nothing sacred?!?!!!!

The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.

Does it strike anyone as weird that we have a ratings board that counts the number of times a movie says fuck or shows a boob and decides who is allowed to see it, and yet GenAI was dropped on the entire with no restrictions, no age verification, no checks, no regulation whatsoever?

huh. probably nothing.

God I’m so glad I’m not a person who goes to the bar the night before Thanksgiving anymore

Trying to watch a movie on Prime and the first three commercials are all for different LLMs

If the economy gets so bad that I need a roommate I’m gonna be so mad. I’ve lived too long being able to walk around my house naked at all hours.

Wondering if you should DM me? I’ll make it simple. Are you 1) COVID conscious and 2) hot? Slide on into my inbox. Everyone else - no. Quit it. Go away. Not gonna happen.

Gotta find a new way to sublimate. Should I put up Christmas lights?

Guys i don’t feel good about rooting for the ai bubble to burst if something like 2008 happens again we’re going to get another influx of dogshit folk punk train hopper guys

Uh oh, lonely again. Also touch starved. Somebody fall in love with me QUICK LET’S GO

Ok so can we get RFK to read his poetry aloud

“He just like me fr” when Lestat kills Louis’ paramour

POTS is so annoying I hate when my chronic illness makes me feel ill I hate when my disability disables me

my favorite Scorsese flicks: AFTER HOURS (1985) THE KING OF COMEDY (1982) CASINO (1995) THE WOLF OF WALL STREET (2013) TAXI DRIVER (1976) *in no particular order

Me, if you even care

My dog strictly enforces couch time (7pm) and bed time (1am). If I dare try and work past 7pm she’s mad. If I don’t go to bed by 1 she’s mad. I love her dearly.

Me @ the banana pancake mention in OBAA

People would go wild if MS or lupus were airborne, but Covid is airborne, and it can reactivate EBV, which is linked to both. It’s biologically plausible that we’re seeing more MS- and lupus-related illness after widespread airborne viruses. So mask up 😷

Damn I hope this isn’t true because I haven’t heard from my one stalker in a while and I’d like to keep it that way :) forget about me pls :)

PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY

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