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I’m bad at parties
I’m in pain and have been for a while!!!!!!! More than usual!!!!!!!!!!!! I have NO PATIENCE RIGHT NOW
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Me, post-collapse, after I’m done picking the meat off a squirrel’s skeleton cooked by trash can fire: hmmm now I need a little something sweet
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It is so important to me that Timothee Chalamet’s hair grows back faster. Take some biotin please my guy.
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Raea is Watching Sorry, Baby (2025) 🦋✨🏳️⚧️🏴
4 days ago
this is the greatest show of all time
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Jessica Ellis
4 days ago
I’m just waiting for the house democrats to come out and be like “well no, we aren’t considering impeachment, but we are putting black boxes over our latest instagram selfies as a sign of protest”
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Hello I did not wash off my eyeliner last night
7 days ago
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Man I love living in the part of the country where the motherfucking weather flips wildly at least twice a week and having a body that is extra super sensitive to even the tiniest difference in the environment.
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Senabeezer Meow
10 days ago
they're turning the yuletide gay
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Chad Loder
9 days ago
Taking action, no matter how small or humble, vaccinates you against despair.
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Freakbeat Takeshi
about 2 years ago
Anarcho-punk Vince Guaraldi cover band called RUDIMENTARY PEANUTS
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One of my most boomer complaints as of late: I should not have to specifically seek out unscented garbage bags.
9 days ago
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Conquered my demand avoidance vs. myself and actually put my pills in my fucking pillminder this week can I get a W in the chat
10 days ago
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I’ll be honest I’ve mostly seen Rob Reiner as the dad in New Girl
10 days ago
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Watching Gremlins and realizing the opening credits are the Zohran font style + colors. @ graphic designers you’re not slick
12 days ago
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It’s a lovely night to send me money
12 days ago
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Me when my therapist suggests I may be autistic: ehhhh Me when a fleece blanket rubs against the back of my lotiony hand: I am going to k*ll myself
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Ken Klippenstein
16 days ago
🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
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FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-list-of-extremists-is-coming
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cuteosphere
23 days ago
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Everybody watch Boys Go To Jupiter NOW
19 days ago
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The Comfy Dude
20 days ago
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Getting really into sleeping without pillows lately. Thought you should know.
21 days ago
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Brandon Friedman
22 days ago
We're doing pogroms in America now
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baert simpsons
about 1 year ago
let the soft animal of your body grab that police officers gun
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One of my favorite games to play with my body is “will this food hurt me?” There are no discernible rules or patterns. It is a game of chance. The same food that was fine last week is the reason I am awake at 5am (chocolate 😓)
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God Speed You! Molly Maguire
23 days ago
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I’d love to watch the HBO gay hockey softcore porn but these boys are not hot imho!!! I’m sure the opinion of a cis woman is important here. The casting dept should have consulted me specifically.
23 days ago
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Starting to see AI pimple popping videos. Is nothing sacred?!?!!!!
23 days ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
23 days ago
The combination of fascism covid more fascism genocide capitulation to fascism and the clear goal of AI tech bros to eradicate the workforce and make all jobs and future goals irrelevant as we all slide into poverty while eleven rich people become gods is really doing a number on us.
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Jessica Ellis
26 days ago
Does it strike anyone as weird that we have a ratings board that counts the number of times a movie says fuck or shows a boob and decides who is allowed to see it, and yet GenAI was dropped on the entire with no restrictions, no age verification, no checks, no regulation whatsoever?
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𝑔 𝑟 𝑖 𝑔 𝑜 𝑟 𝑦
27 days ago
huh. probably nothing.
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God I’m so glad I’m not a person who goes to the bar the night before Thanksgiving anymore
28 days ago
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journeyman folklorist
29 days ago
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Trying to watch a movie on Prime and the first three commercials are all for different LLMs
29 days ago
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If the economy gets so bad that I need a roommate I’m gonna be so mad. I’ve lived too long being able to walk around my house naked at all hours.
30 days ago
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Wondering if you should DM me? I’ll make it simple. Are you 1) COVID conscious and 2) hot? Slide on into my inbox. Everyone else - no. Quit it. Go away. Not gonna happen.
30 days ago
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Gotta find a new way to sublimate. Should I put up Christmas lights?
about 1 month ago
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Rory Blank
about 1 month ago
Guys i don’t feel good about rooting for the ai bubble to burst if something like 2008 happens again we’re going to get another influx of dogshit folk punk train hopper guys
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Uh oh, lonely again. Also touch starved. Somebody fall in love with me QUICK LET’S GO
about 1 month ago
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Ok so can we get RFK to read his poetry aloud
about 1 month ago
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Bodega Cats
about 1 month ago
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“He just like me fr” when Lestat kills Louis’ paramour
about 1 month ago
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POTS is so annoying I hate when my chronic illness makes me feel ill I hate when my disability disables me
about 1 month ago
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my favorite Scorsese flicks: AFTER HOURS (1985) THE KING OF COMEDY (1982) CASINO (1995) THE WOLF OF WALL STREET (2013) TAXI DRIVER (1976) *in no particular order
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about 1 month ago
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Me, if you even care
about 1 month ago
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My dog strictly enforces couch time (7pm) and bed time (1am). If I dare try and work past 7pm she’s mad. If I don’t go to bed by 1 she’s mad. I love her dearly.
about 1 month ago
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Me @ the banana pancake mention in OBAA
about 1 month ago
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Chantzy
about 1 month ago
People would go wild if MS or lupus were airborne, but Covid is airborne, and it can reactivate EBV, which is linked to both. It’s biologically plausible that we’re seeing more MS- and lupus-related illness after widespread airborne viruses. So mask up 😷
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Damn I hope this isn’t true because I haven’t heard from my one stalker in a while and I’d like to keep it that way :) forget about me pls :)
about 1 month ago
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
about 1 month ago
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
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leon
about 1 month ago
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Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message. from:
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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