Being queer means I look at hot people of all genders confused about if I want to fuck them or if I want to be them

Once I get visible bicep peaks it’s over for you bitches

Aspiring muscle mommy seeking man to wait on her hand and foot

Building muscle would be so much easier if I had an on-call masseuse and private chef like goddamn I don’t want to COOK ALL THIS FUCKING CHICKEN and also my thighs are too tight rn

dating tip: go see Obsession with your boyfriend and see what he says about it immediately afterward

rewatching Heated Rivalry. men are so hot I wish they were good people.

Vanity update: I’ve got pecs now

*heavy sigh* alright I have to change more things about my life I guess

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

Worked out too hard and then ate a fuckton of chicken too fast and then spent a solid half hour willing myself not to puke up all my protein, I’m reverse bulimic

I have discovered that there is in fact yaoi on AO3 about Heat

Pollen season beating my ass bad

4 (!!!) months into strength training and I feel comfortable saying that years of yoga-only workouts were straight up BAD for me. Turns out hypermobile bodies dont benefit from excessive stretching, but that’s what I thought would relieve my pain at the time.

I just want you to know as the world freaks out about hantavirus, those of us who are covid conscious are trying very hard not to look directly into the camera.

Got groceries earlier and then immediately left my fucking fridge open all night, spoiling not only my new groceries but also everything that was already in the fridge haha cool good great excellent work If you wanna help me keep proteinmaxxing I’m @ BrittaCakes on venmo thank you love you

I don’t care if you’re “ethically nonmonagamous” just don’t do it in front of me

It’s so important to me that I not read anything about the hantavirus

Once again:

I don’t have any posts in me anymore all I think about is yaoi and getting jacked

(eating cookie dough) it’s fine I’m bulking

Manifesting every man who has jerked off to me sending me $100 dollars today 🙏

Thirsty messages from women have increased exponentially since I started posting flexing pics, all according to plan

Really into crying lately hbu

so you’re a woman on a dating app, and we’ll get along great if i love dogs, your goal this year is to travel more, and you’re dating solo but it’s cool cos your husband knows you’re bisexual and won’t be involved?? WELL HOT DOG SIGN ME UP TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU, GOD FUCKING DAMN

Hudson Williams.

Love to wake up at 7am because my upstairs neighbor is belting out church songs while getting ready 😐

new indicator of if I got a good workout in is how HUNGRY I am the next day. leg day always makes me fucking ravenous. woke up starving.

Psyching myself up for leg day now takes 4-5 hours, conservatively

Amazing that we are four months into the year and I’m still obsessed with a tv show that premiered at the end of 2025

I’m sure it means absolutely nothing at all that one of my most read and bookmarked and reread smut tropes is when the dom/top finally gets overpowered or forced to relinquish control. Nothing to see here.

Unfortunately I had therapy BEFORE going to see The Drama and now I have to remember how it cracked me open and forced me to think about the mortifying ordeal of being known (and loved) until my next sesh

Ook maybe I’m not “jealous” maybe I just have a possession kink and you’re not allowed to be mad about it because then you’re kink shaming me 😔

I’ve become the person who posts flexing pics (and vids) on Instagram and I’m afraid the problem will only get worse

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

Catching changes in my body while doing mundane things and feeling vain as hell. Brushing my teeth like oooo my delt is looking ROUND and SOLID

Something nice about being chronically ill and used to chronic pain but causing other kinds of pain, good pain, and having that pull focus. This is why it’s easy for me to get super into weight training once I get going. So glad I found the habit again. My obliques hurt so much rn hahahah ow

How long until some loser online tells us we’re not allowed to kink shame Nazis

I should be asleep but I’m getting mad online

i know there are countless good and healthy poly relationships but there are several in the public eye where it’s so clear one person wanted a side piece and their partner had to choose between being alone and accepting being demoted to nanny or personal chef or whatever

lol. lmao.

Volcel but in a cool and hot and unattainable way

Misandry brought to you by: luteal phase, probably PMDD but who’s keeping score

There’s no better case study for straight men not giving a fuck about things women enjoy than their stern refusal to watch Heated Rivalry, it’s been remarkable to witness tbh

I hope we're all enjoying the experience of living in the first 15 minutes of a 1980s docudrama the BBC is only allowed to air once.

Yeah this scene 😮‍💨

remember regardless of whats happening in the world the most important thing to use youre time and energy on is getting into fights with people on the internet

I’ve never needed a massage more in my life

NEW NEUROSIS WITH AARON TURNER !?!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s the science on how much I have to pee after an Epsom salt bath

Is everyone really fucking annoying or am I accidentally in a calorie deficit today hmmmmmmMmMmM