On top of this headline being…ick!…, I’m sorry, but the A.I. Tilly Norwood is not a real actor until: 1) she get’s fired from A.I. Sardi’s wait staff…

#GOPShutDown (not to be confused with the often used #GOPMeltDown)

We never wanted Batman v Superman, we wanted Alfred vs Superman! That‘s the fight that could really go either way.

It‘s October 1st! Happy #BlackHistoryMonthUK! Happy #BlackSpeculative Month America!

1) yes, #hatchact, if laws actually meant anything to this administration. 2) this would be a good time for #Dems to post their “wish list” - like, giving Americans our healthcare back.

!!! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/u...

Not watching the speech, but according to social media, Donald and DUI want our military to embrace: war crimes body shaming toxic work environment gold paper aaaaaaaaannd… racism!

Hey, With all the US generals currently trapped in a room stuck listening to a drunk and his moron of a boss… ….does this technically mean all our wars are on hold? Is America technically at peace?!

Just a quick personal update- Bad news: I tend to write poetry and other works that at least leans towards anti-racism, anti-capitalism, and embraces the American tradition or questioning the American tradition. I might be in a little trouble soon. Good news: Trump can’t read.

TODAY!!!

Always much appreciate, @infinitescream.bsky.social, but tonight I think we need a longer scream.

Mayor Adams on @msnbc.com right now needs to stop “answering”questions and just knock over his water mug and run like the old Chappelle show sketch.

Did he accidentally watch an episode of Portladia?

So…the FBI should soon be receiving pardons…?

#BROOKLYN! #NYC! this Sunday!

from 2013 "A Celebration of Assata and the Black Radical Tradition" #RestinPower #AssataShakur thefeministwire.com/2013/07/tabl...

Hi Fam, Sorry to bother you, but I’m looking for news of Sistah #AssataShakur. There’s rumors of her passing floating around that I thought had been debunked. I’m looking for confirmation either way.

Late Night comedy has become an act of defiance. Watching Late Night has also become an act of defiance. Planning on watching Late Night only to wake up on the couch at 3:30 AM has also also become an act of defiance. (Sic semper tyranni-zzz)

Catfish ending after 9 seasons? But I was promised a Season 10 episode! Whom have I been emailing with?

#Xmas gift for wifey.

Tonight #NYC (like ~85 minutes from now) Slackjack Live: #BannedBooks special. Also available to simulcas - see link below.

This Tuesday, #JimmyKimmel needs to open his monologue with “so as I was saying…”

In this one statement, Donald revealed himself to be: a) factually ignorant b) morally bankrupt c) unfit for office or d) all of the above Lock in your answers in the comments below.

Likewise, Why @msnbc.com? Why?

13-7 ? Okay, #Eagles, time for an epic come back.

Happy #BatmanDay “Batman’s a fascist.”

Blasphemy! How dare y - Yeah, you lowkey right.

“May”? Usually headlines try to avoid unnecessary words.

This Monday! #comedy #bannedbooks #NYC

Last night’s @thedailyshow.com was pure satire gold. Well, gold plating. Well, gold paint. Well, #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles.

??? “According to the judge, Khalil omitted information about his involvement with the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestinian Refugees and Columbia University Apartheid Divest, a student group, on his application for permanent residency.” ???

What they said.

Check your registration‼️

#booksky, #NYC: “To watch @ninasharmawriter.bsky.social read this piece live, stream in / attend the NYC “Slackjaw: LIVE” on 09/22 at @caveatnyc.bsky.social The event is dedicated to original humor pieces inspired by and centering on banned books.” medium.com/slackjaw/gre...

Please do not share this photo from the #UK below… …or this video: www.youtube.com/shorts/sg5ck...

#RIP to activist, champion of independent films, Nick Fury’s boss, the Sundance Kid, and the best POTUS the Watchmen ever had. www.npr.org/2025/09/16/1...

I believe Kash Patel when he says he doesn’t have an enemies list. There’s no way this man is organized enough to make a list.

Yo, #NoCap, I was just in another platform asking where I could buy a Go Birds, F ICE, Free Palestine t-Shirt.

Hey @nytimes.com, FYI It’s T.A.C.O. Tuesday. (& it always is) You dig?

Political violence

Harvard “not bending the knee”… …but doing the dictator dip.

Last night I fell asleep (no shade, I was tired) rewatching this 1996 classic. It’s about an unconstitutional POTUS back by a religious right and a national militarized police force that deports anyone considered “in-American“. Nineties imagination, am I right?

#Eagles!

Okay, @crockett.house.gov on @velshi.com was on fire this morning.

#ICYMI This week: *NASA found life on Mars *Good luck trying to shoot down UFOs *And, of course:

The Obama Administration

“These reports are unconfirmed, highly illogical, and are most likely propaganda meant to inflame anger towards already vulnerable communities…but we’re publishing them anyways!” - @nytimes.com (paraphrased with liberties)

Everyday i question “is this humanity or mortal foolishness?”. Everyday i wonder am i making my ancestors cry.

#NoCap A cop car just drove down the street using its siren to play scales.

I hope all the news agencies and media corporations are on the phone with their corespondents right now and not hanging up until they know exactly where they are and what time they‘ll be back.