Burger King is superior to McDonald’s and most other fast food chains because you can use more than one earned reward at a time.

It’s easier to shave your head that to remind a man to put a GOD DAMN DRYER SHEET IN THE DRYER! For the 1 MILLIONTH TIME.

Dunkin better change their points system back right god damn now

FAA employees still don’t know if they are getting backpay.

Some stuff I have crocheted recently from newest to oldest!I hadn’t blocked any of it yet 😆

Disney+ (Hulu etc.) is canceled. Won’t be renewing, maybe, until after they stop bending the knee. Anyone else care to fuck around?

It’s really despicable to have a president who believes it’s his right to silence his critics or control the television we watch. Presidents don’t do this. Dictators do.

NYT reporting Charlie Kirk's death. No one is safe in this country.

NBC is also reporting that Charlie Kirk was killed.

These are the same people wanting immigrants to drown in a prison camp. Turns out you can’t actually say whatever you want.

Being on the left, for some, means you're not allowed to celebrate the misfortune of your enemies, while also knowing that they would crack open a cold one while they watch you and your entire family tortured to death.

I don't think we know anything about either of the shooters today but be prepared. There is an effort to make trans-persons look mentally unstable. Even though historically, the majority of these kinds of shootings are overwhelmingly white Christian men. Be ready to stand up for the trans-community.

I’m not one of those liberals who cries when evil people die.

Why wouldn’t he draw large breasts…ahh… #releasethefiles

If Netanyahu was the leader of any South American country, the USA would have taken him out of power 20 years ago. He aligns with them only because he is the dictator of the “holy land” and the US government hates Islamic people.

Emergency contacts are for emergencies not for when I don’t answer the phone because I’m busy. You don’t get to call the people who are to be contacted when my house explodes because I didn’t answer the phone while on the toilet. That’s not appropriate.

www.travelandtourworld.com/news/article... If this is true, I’m very disappointed in Canadians. You have a beautiful country and can easily just vacation there. As someone who lives in Maine, just go to PEI. Hold your boycott.

A blood clot could be the answer here

Mainers demand that Senator Susan Collins hold a town hall meeting. Over the years, we’ve held dozens of events and invited her to attend. She has chosen not to meet with Maine people. She has played games around accessibility, even once stating that she was accessible because she met with me.

I am not passive-aggressive. I’m just aggressive. I’m not apologizing for my every word.

The English teacher and the Gym teacher would spend like 30k on a wedding, if that. Don’t be twats.

I have fuckin had it with this day. Mail carrier is an asshole liar. Doctors office is looking for a fucking lawsuit. DOJ complaint filed. Bullshit I even had to do that. No one wants to do the job they have. Everyone needs to get the same treatment.

“dangerous habit of treating intelligence as a loyalty test rather than a safeguard for our country.” This country is in peril. National intelligence cannot be trusted once the president puts in loyalists rather than keeping those who tell the truth.

The worst thing about Taylor Swift, besides being a billionaire, is her fans. Some of her fans are toxic. Don’t say anything about their queen or else.

Who the hell cares if they removed the cracker…and the barrels? Release the god damn files.

It's good that James Dobson is dead and let's use the occasion to say that it's bad to beat children, because he is one of the main reasons we have to say explicitly that it's bad to beat children

I’m sure not everyone has a preference for a sweet Italian sausage brand and gets enraged when someone thinks it’s not a big deal.

What I CAN do is bully boomers in CA into voting FOR redistricting by way of threatening to disown them or keep my kids away from them.

Everyone who says “oh their a nepo baby”, they better be talking about people who have a position with no talent. You can apply that to The Wiggles. Those people are running a family business and the people on it are extremely talented. Don’t pretend that anyone could be the tree of wisdom.

At no point in history did the good guys build concentration camps. Building them, operating them, working there, supporting them, that’s how you get hanged. And the hang man always comes.

Hey Wiggles! I need this dancing tree of wisdom toy!

Having crullers is the right move. Good job Dunkin.

In case you’re wondering the cereal flavor of the cereal milk at Dunkin it is absolutely lucky charms.

Smoking in the drive thru should be illegal. Nasty.

Taylor Swift is a BILLIONAIRE. She could save PBS and not even feel it. She won’t. She wants to stay a BILLIONAIRE.

abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics... Anyone but Collins!!

Chicken wings should be $.50 max. That shit cost 12 cents to make max. Make up the cost on sodas and fries. Quit ripping people off.

Requiring medical records before a child’s doctor appointment can even be made is ridiculous. It’s also classist. Just say “she’s never been to the doctor”, “she was born at home, doesn’t exist, first day on earth.” I’m sick of this shit. 6 month wait for an appointment in a city of 40,000 people. 🤬

Would you complain if your sushi roll was filled full? Perhaps a little larger than the average sushi roll? Not exploding and structurally sound. Able to still pick it up and fit it into your mouth. That seems like a weird thing to mention without being very enthusiastic about it.

As the former head of the KGB, with all that training in tricking people, Putin must get bored manipulating Trump because it's just so goddamn easy.

What other country could you break into the capital, get shot and killed, then your family sues to win five million dollars? Her family should have been ashamed, not litigious.

Who the fuck is buying Bounty paper towels? What kinda person has brand loyalty to overpriced paper products? Store brand is $.99 for a roll. Just buy that. I can see it now “millennials kill paper towel industry too.”

POSTED NOTICE: On Every Property in Alaska Coming soon to the rest of North America #PedoPresident #TrumpRAPESchildren

Most interesting analysis I heard was Abby Phillip's takedown of the poor White House decision-making (canceling lunch but holding presser, letting Putin speak first, no Q's). Process matters, no matter the outcome. On BBC, Barbara Starr caught that Putin threatened the Europeans from interfering.

RoundUp Robert ditching MAHA's fight to regulate Big Ag and Big Food? Shocking. Guess "fighting the establishment" has its limits when it comes to, you know, actually challenging powerful industries that impact our health. Truly the most cowardly Kennedy. #MAHA #BigFood #SnakeOilSalesman

Canadian news is calling the "summit" for what it was. Pure, unadulterated bullshit. www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...

Update: The Dictator summit yielded nothing. Undeterred, Trump has vowed to stay in Alaska and keep talking to Putin until everyone on the planet forgets about the Epstein files.