Squirtle needs the car to save his burger.

I look like this in real life btw

Dude don't talk to me like that I'm just trying to see what emoji isn't rendering

My Minecraft Opinions 1. Everything in the game is basically fine except villager trading for enchantments. The most straightforward method of getting critical resources shouldn't be a boring grind of repeatedly breaking and placing a single block for hours. 2. Alex is non binary

My new sink has really good laminar flow so every time I wash dishes I feel like I'm in a video on a channel called "ScienceWOW"

Reminder that the best site on the Internet is the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki hypotheticalhurricanes.fandom.com

Something which I periodically recall, and which has worked itself into my regular vocabulary, is my high school English teacher's description of the Great Gatsby movie as "he really Baz Luhrmann'd it up"

They should fix storm drains clogging by replacing the grates with powerful shredders

"Cause I'm just a teenage ninja turtle" - my latest intrusive thought

Never been a fan of the Minions existing throughout history. I always imagined them as genetically engineered yeast things that Gru invented. Just my thoughts on the matter.

My newest Lego MOC, the "Dubious Lunar Beast". It's an alt build of the single replacement missing piece I got for 40789 Flying Moon Car.

This was probably the single most influential text on my childhood

"Act like a Chud. Think like a Woke." - Lorn au Arcos

Just remembered Watto died this year. Feels like we lost him a lifetime ago

Pluey

I'm not a big Transformers guy but I think Optimus Prime is probably the best character design ever made. What if a truck windshield was a dude's pecs. Literal billion dollar idea.

I don't even necessarily disagree with this but I would really love to hear this guy, the creator of Infinity Train, explain how he reconciles this take with seasons 2 & 3 of his own TV show

At BrickFair Virginia. Come find me, if you dare...

Nearly every technological innovation of the past decade has made the world a worse place to live in. But Strava's water fountain map makes up for them all

Does anyone know where to get this shirt PLEASE

Sick of hearing about the mayoral election in Roku City. Every candidate claims they'll stop the giant robot destroying the skyline. Then four years later, guess what? Robot's still there.

Signing up for rock climbing gym as a software engineer

Buying ingredients from the grocery store then immediately using them to make a meal must be exactly how my hunter-gatherer ancestors felt

Happy pride month

Looking at bricklink stores is like... what brought you to this point. Why are you selling 278 plain purple minifigure heads, every color of 2x1 slope, and absolutely nothing else

One of our partners got one that almost had Takua's appearance, which prompted us to draw said matoran looking for the one we'd got that almost had Takua's name.

I made a Matoran (from #Bionicle) unboxing and building simulator kaikuehner.com/games/Matora...

April should have 31 days #MakeAprilLonger

Black Mirror presents. What if your wife, became an Emoji

A year ago Google Voice forced me to pick some sort of forwarding number just for me to check my voicemail. Then it "expired". Today I found out that it was assigned to someone else and some random person has been getting all my calls forwarded to them. Awesome stuff, thank you Google

Marine biology fan in for the disappointment of a lifetime after first learning about "Unusual Whales" account

Maybe I'm crazy for this but the "puzzle solving" stuff in Severance (especially the item smuggling) reminds me of Problem Sleuth/early Homestuck

(Eyes crackling with psychic energy, telekinetically throwing objects around the room) I want. To be. In my FLOWER!

IJBOL sounds like a group handing out Marxist flyers at a rally

Watched the new Scott the Woz video about Lego games. Not really my style of humor but I like that his Youtuber voice borders on a Coach Z impression at times

When you arrive at the multiversal gathering of your variants and discover that your universe's quirk is humans evolved from monkeys instead of lizards like everywhere else <<<<<<<

Really enjoyed this game + its new DLC. Flash game vibes in the best way store.steampowered.com/app/2951770/...

Once again physically and spiritually rejuvenated by a pilgrimage to H Mart

I've long since buried the shovel with WEBP. And even AVIF and I have come to a tentative understanding. Now I must prepare for my most fearsome enemy yet: the iPhone-based image format HEIC

the love of my life is waiting for me in beautiful Hoboken New Jersey

Bought a new pair of jeans for $9.44 today #SavvyShopper #DealsZone

Today is my birthday. Why not celebrate by enjoying some of my delightful Games kaikue.itch.io

Haven't collected any colorful gems for a while. I believe this is the source of most or all of my problems

Feels like AI is in everything nowadays- email, retail, jails, even the very air we breathe

Haven't posted about Bobo The Cat on here yet... if you like metroidvanias check it out, it's the best one and it's free store.steampowered.com/app/2232950/...

My "most woke opinion" is that Lego needs to knock it off with the fake printed curvy waists on female torsos. It looks dumb and they are funny chunky trapezoid people. They do not need to be "snatched".

Don't let the name fool you, Porno Burger also has great salads

Reminder that this year's Christmas presents have NOT been revealed yet. Kringlebread82 is known to be an unreliable leaker (see: last year's PS5 rumor) and he has never shown proof of his supposed North Pole credentials.