this is worth reading www.reddit.com/r/confession...

Y'all I thought I was into some kinky stuff but then I joined the Vtuber community and y'all are into stuff I didn't even know existed. Very interesting.

Same.

I get to work this morning and I realize that I would rather make a better house husband than a blue collar man.

Me right now. Happy new years y'all!

This is my view on this Merry Happy New Year's Eve.

Hey, that scam thing is back, they dropped the dino logo:

Hey y'all, gonna be going live here in a few! Gonna go to space and get my face eaten in Species Unknown! Twitch.tv/The_CryptidCat

we’re in the golden age of misinformation

The funniest way to piss off Ford people is LS swapping into classic Ford trucks.

Just took a shower, wondering how and why people love chunky dad bods. Like how? I'm chunky and round? Not even peak physical condition at the moment...

Ugh, have to go outside to the store to get oil change stuff for car. Outside means cold wind and people. IRL people. If I can see them, they can't see me right??

GODS I am taking away people’s “using the word chaser” privileges until we can figure out what the fuck is going on No, finding trans women desirable doesn’t make you a chaser,holy shit, stop asking this in trans-specific spaces “I saw a pretty lady and got hard, permission to feel guilty?” DENIED

Cryptid could use head pats and cuddles.

Every time one of my mutuals with a larger follower count reposts my stuff I get work, sales, followers. Even smaller accounts sharing my stuff directly translates to making my life more financially secure. If you're ever wondering if your reposts count, they absolutely do.

I feel like Cryptid is that inner child of mine that I'm letting out to finally heal himself after all this time so... Yeah, I think we'd be cool.

Listen y'all, I wanna tell ya about this little flex head rachet I have. It's broken. The flex lock swings free. But you know what? It's my most useful rachet that I own. Why? Because it can get places that all of my other rachets can't get to.

Post thighs!

I am a man who will brave the cold and run with my windows down to listen to my car's engine. Listening to the turbo spool and release makes brain go brrrrr

I really try to be respectful. I really do. But some of y'all are too fucking hot. Stop it. Brain go brrrrr and can't function.

Girls!

Not me installing new car parts at 2am...

Meowdy Catmas! You asked for a spooky haunted plushie from Santa right? RIGHT??

Funny to me how the corporate types of the company have the entire two weeks of holiday off yet us blue collar wrenching types are still here today making them money. And they wonder why we hate them?

Just imagine how much better y'all's mental health and lives would be if you didn't have to worry about your basic needs being met. How many amazing streamers could turn streaming into their career?

What are things that make you happy? I need to know so that I can vicariously live thru you and feel happy chemicals.

Shout out to the disabled artists. The ones that work through the pain and frustration. The ones that struggle to meet deadlines and can’t focus. The ones that don’t have a quiet, safe space to work in due to whatever circumstances. The ones in too much pain to be productive. You are enough.

TODAYS THE DAY!!! See you all tonight at about 5:30-6:00 CST for a new model reveal, new emotes, Christmas light walkies and more!!

Electrifying development on EelTok @erinbiba.bsky.social

Y'all I need a break from news and politics. My mental health is at a point where I can't function anymore due to the anxiety. Right now ignorance is bliss honestly. I wanna focus on the good stuff and good people here.

As of right now, the entire human race has the capability to become that Star Trek Utopia that we all covet so much. I'm just sayin'...

Coming soon....

December in New Mexico. No clue what a "White Christmas" is.

Le sigh it's time to load up some spooky podcasts and do some actual honest work... My body needs rest...

Simple Russet reminder to keep going 💕

My social battery is drained from dealing with people at work. I need to recharge by hanging out with all my #Vtuber friends.

If you're trans and or otherwise non conforming to "traditional" gender stereotypes and you're in Texas, get the fuck out of there!! The shit they're unveiling is new levels of evil.

Merry chrysler stimnkis! am live on the purple site with some yappin and doodles! www.twitch.tv/ouidleif

Trans kids, trans adults, trans all of you folks I’m so glad you live. I’m so glad you’re here and I hope you know there are so many rooting for you, fighting for you and hoping you get to live the best life you can

Hi! Most of you know me as an agent of chaos. A gremlin. An orange cat. A general menace. BUT Did you know I'm also a full time author with 10 published books and over 10 thousand 5 star reviews? This Sunday I will be announcing what they are on stream. So come by and find out.

Yeah so I might have cut all my long hair off... 👉👈 Please don't be mad at me!!

to cheer you up, here's Patrick Warburton and his sons (two of which may actually be clones???) doing Kronk lines

Holy hell I didn't expect this to pop off the way it did!! Don't worry y'all, I'm safe and in no danger! I'm a suicide survivor but my children are ultimately what saved my life and I've never attempted since they were born. I'm on meds to help, and I'm really trying to focus on what makes me happy.

.・゜゜・ahoy there! ・゜゜・． my name is izzle! and im your local pirate-vampire-bunnyghoul and im very pleased to eat- i mean meet you!! ♡　♡　♡　 twitch.tv/izzlepuff vgen.co/izzlepuff izzlepuff.carrd.co art: #izzleart nsfw: #izzlelust #Vtuber #ENVtuber #bnuuy model art by @kirumiko.vtubers.social

My depression lately has largely stemmed from the existential heartbreak I feel for where my country has gone. I don't feel safe around people anymore. I'm scared for my kids. I feel stuck and hopeless, and I know so many others do too. I'm considering getting a conceal carry... And I hate guns...

They always call me when it's electrical...

Cryptid angy. More electrical problems on this unit.

Cryptid affirmation: All bodies are good bodies, no matter what they are shaped. I am plushie, so I cuddle with all bodies perfectly!!

Idk what all the meta gamers caption their shit but I’M DEBUTING, YIPPEE :3