Gunna play some escah-pays and then some Goose Goose Ducks with friends~ LIVE over at www.twitch.tv/ososillyme

Imagine this: LS swapped classic truck cammed so that you can hear the rhythm of 'The Beautiful People' by Marilyn Mansion.

I present mini Costco chicken bakes!

Why you call me out like this??

Installing a Starlink on an Airstream. You'd think this company being attached to the wealthiest douchebag on the plant would not be too cheap to include an Alan wrench with their install hardware like most Chinese companies do. But no, they are cheap motherfuckers. This is why the rockets go boom.

to the tune of Bill Nye the Science Guy: 📢 Trans rights are human rights! TRANSSSS RIGHTTSSSS are humannn rightssss TRANS TRANS TRANS TRANS! Trans rights are human rights!

I'm looking at y'all.

I love all my bun bun #bunny #Vtubers a lot and would love to collect more. If there are any Arctic Bunny Vtubers, send them my way! Must collect!!

Rum and coconut red bull? Not half bad

Shiiiiiiit you know green chili is good and spicy when that shit gives me hiccups. Mind you, born and raised in the SW United States. I have an iron digestive system.

Somebody should bring me a sausage, egg, taters and green chili burrito. I will let you squish me as much as you want if you do!

I say that I'm gonna stream... And then I don't. As soon as I get kids bathed and in bed, I go and collapse on my bed. I might doom scroll for a bit but eventually pass out for a few hours of fitful sleep.

Ok y'all....I drive a small, low to the ground car. Therefore, my car's ass is low to the ground. If you're another kinda low to the ground car right behind me and I can't see your headlights then YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CLOSE!!! Especially if we're in stop and go traffic!!!

Am wanting to stream tonight...

The level of depression I've seen lately is pretty astronomical so as your Resident Haunted Voidcat Plushie, I so hereby declare No Nut November to be cancelled. We need every little bit of happy juice for our brains until all these catastrophes cease and desist.

If you identify gender as what's between your legs, then I identify as a nuclear warhead with Slim Pickens whoopin' and hollerin' about the enemy stealing our juices and liquids. Or in other words, my pronouns are officially Bada/Boom. Kudos if you get the movie references.

This looks like me!!

What's y'all's opinion on sitting on the faces of bearded men?

Cryptid thought of the day: Some of y'all will brat at everybody else around you EXCEPT for your negative thoughts about yourself. Where is that "make me" energy when you're thinking negatively about yourself? ~sips tea smugly~

Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything

I wanna open a cat cafe.

You ever just see a beautiful woman and think, "yeah, I'd let her sit on my face." I think this all the time.

In honor of Halloween, I would like to introduce you to my parent's black cat Bree. She's the original inspiration behind the design of Cryptid!

Quick Check in before I fly out for vacation ♥ #live www.twitch.tv/kaizidreki

If you think about it, Frank N Further is technically a Disney princess.

Cryptid doesn't wanna adult today. No no no.

I need more #Vtuber bumper stickers!

can we beat nightmare 4 today?? 🖤 🔗 twitch.tv/akumiishi

It was cold enough this morning to turn on my seat heaters in my car and my lower back loved it. Don't get old kids.

Is me!! Hehe

Here's a Here's a little teaser of what's coming and what my new model And i will post more ether later on or tomorrow and i will try to post more on here as well #Vtuber #ENVtuber

It's time for a new chapter. The magic hour is close at hand. I'm excited to announce the debut of my 2.0 model! On Fri 11/14 I'll be revealing it, with a full weekend of streaming to celebrate both it and my stream anniversary! Want an early peek? Like and repost to reveal it! #Vtuber #debut

Extremely important pupdate from the NYC dog costume competition.

I'm gonna start making my streaming and podcast stuff a priority. Overall they've been on the back burners and more of a hobby than anything else. I wanna work to release an episode a week and have a set stream schedule. I also want to try to dual stream to twitch and YouTube.

‼️CALLING ALL CLOWNS‼️ Any and all help is appreciated! Really, it would mean the world to have help on this. Seriously, thank you for all and any help. Check below to donate!

Totally not a plan in the back of my head to escape this country... Working to get my Airstream certification, and then see about transferring to the dealership in Canada... Totally not a plan to escape...

I love no man's sky and the newest updates, but in terms of sandbox building space engineers still has my heart.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you have friends struggling through the shutdown, consider inviting them over for a family dinner this week. Make too much. Insist they take leftovers home. Some folks can't say they need help out loud but will appreciate the kindness.

Yes I will be openly supportive of sex workers on main and I will openly comment good things on their posts on main we need to destroy this stigma that its somehow taboo or somehow cringe because its just a normal job as any and its valid to give praise to that too

I'm teaching my kids the ways of DND

For those of you who might need to stretch resources with SNAP benefits being taken away. I recommend the creator Kikirough. She makes some pretty great recipes with limited resources and doesn’t sugar coat things. There’s another that makes disability/depression meals but I need to find her again

That sobering moment when you find out about an art exhibit called "What were you wearing?" showcasing the clothes that were worn during sexual assault. It wasn't just short skirts or "slutty" outfits. Normal everyday clothes. But more than that, there are diapers and children's clothes. I'm not ok.

and with that we have our full reveal + a little peak at it in motion!!! rigging done by the wonderful @TRedCatMusic on twt <3 #envtuber #modelreveal redebut info will be up soon!!!!

Hehehe when you're being nice to yourself and drinking water, Cryptid is a 1. When he sees you being mean to yourself and not doing self care, he can go 10+ very quick...

I need some friggin caffeine. I'm running out of power.

As a mechanic who left the automotive industry, this is my advice to you: Find a classic/vintage and restore that. Cars are getting so advanced that it's become a very very bad thing. They can access and control your car, among other things. Get something that doesn't have computers. Trust me.

Cryptid advice: Don't let people shame you for being proud of your body up to and including wanting to show it off! Every body is perfect! This spooky plushie kitty loves you and is proud of you!!

Rawr! Baked, frosted and decorated by my kids. They're very proud of it.

And guess which favorite Cryptid is gonna stream for a bit tonight?? This one! Gonna be the best Overlord ever!! Twitch.tv/The_Cryptidcat