Are we sure Amanda Seyfried isn’t actually a Fanning?

I'm not sayin'. I'm just sayin' ... https://www.heromachine.com/2026/04/04/all-roads-lead-to-new-items/

The main thing working on #heromachine again has (re)taught me is the importance of constant, patient iterations to improve the user experience in #software and #webdev.

After way too many years, I can hardly believe that the return of HeroMachine 3 as a non-Flash, fully-functional character creator is not just very real, but quite imminent. https://www.heromachine.com/2026/04/03/the-return-of-heromachine-3/

Top 3 Restaurant Website Sins: • No menu or it's hard to find (like having to start an order) • No phone number immediately visible • No directions or address I'm deciding if I want to eat there. If you don't have those, why do you have a website?

The most impressive streaming service feature is detecting the exact moment I sit down with the meal I got specifically to eat while watching, and immediately showing me the biggest block of unskippable ads available to mortals. Every. Single. Time.

I bet next season on #ThePitt there’s a storyline where someone comes in after following bad advice from an AI.

I'm converting #HeroMachine 3 away from Flash (only 7 years too late!) and found some interesting trivia – HeroMachine 3 has 7,638 items across 147 SVG files. No wonder the thought of converting them all and adapting them was so intimidating I never really had the energy.

I just asked an #AI if I was hallucinating. Welcome to the Upside-Down.

I woke up last night and my wife wasn't there. I looked at the clock and it was 4:04, so I figured that was about right and went back to sleep.

Today's Million Dollar Idea: Make pill box organizers themed like our lunch boxes used to be. I'd be way more jazzed about my morning routine if SpongeBob were handing me my drugs. Or (more appropriate for my cohort) The Six Million Dollar Man.

Hey you! Yeah, you! Are you in the Denver Metro Area? Are you looking for something free and fun to do this weekend? Do you like geeky stuff? Come to the Commerce City Minicon. It's free and chock full of cool stuff. You can also get signed books from me!

@robcrogers3.bsky.social welcome to BlueSky, great to see you!

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

In a meeting today someone referred to a "CVS file" which I assume is like a CSV file but like one hundred times longer. #programming #development #webdev

Here's my list of fun things you'll probably like if you're #ADHD, grew up with the curse of the #Gifted child label, and/or like #D&D: • "Find Me Jose Monkey" (@josemonkey.com) - Geolocation • #Taskmaster (@taskmaster.tv) - Best. Show. • "Roll for Sandwich" (@rollforsandwich.com) - Lunch by dice!

itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/05/vill... #TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #originalcharacter #FlashGame #RoadTo10K #goals Welcome backward, Ticketholders! The final #throwback of the #MonthOfLove is a staple of women's fashion that I reimagined as a supervillain in @heromachine.com. Enjoy!

Every week I fear the garbage man will skip my house. Not because I didn't pay the bill but because he doesn't like me personally, despite having never met or even seen me. Being an adult child of an alcoholic parent is the gift that keeps on giving!

You can tell a lot about a person by whether they say "cattycorner" or "kittycorner". #DeepThoughts

Million Dollar Ideas: Voice modulation filter for Google Meet / Zoom / etc.

Swans are just geese with pretty privilege. I will not be taking questions at this time and no I do not know why I am like this.

Watching women’s #curling on USA and this Owen Wilson #Olympics ad played literally five times in a row. Back to back to back to back. To back. The matrix is glitching, people, like Neo is double-poking the stone.

Billionaires are seeing their investments in politics as paying off, so they keep spending more. Think about how much worse everything has gotten for society over the last decade. This is cause --> effect.

Could I house an entire medium size pizza from any restaurant at 10:00pm despite being both full and a diabetic who would likely slip into a sugar coma? Yes. Yes I could. And that’s how you end up with #diabetes. Also I want a pizza.

A user claimed #Claude identified 49/50 named spells in the first 4 Harry Potter books, but others wondered if it had gotten them from external sources instead of the actual contents of the first four books that had been uploaded to it. It's a great example of #AI critical thinking @josemonkey.com

#Software #developer rant: You're not making the thing better, you're just making it a different kind of bad! #webdev

I don't want to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal. According to LinkedIn, my posts reached 47 people. So, you know. Autographs at noon.

“The least of my whims trumps the greatest of your needs.” – The #Narcissist’s Handbook

I’ve been playing around with Nano Banana (#AI image generation software) for work. It … may not quite be ready for prime time. I want to make “But how to made” my mantra but if it’s proprotraity I might not be able to.

We have a ridiculously cute #puppy staying with us for house training. And cuddles. Lots and lots of cuddles. #dogs

Lentil soup with cannellini beans, spinach, and pine nuts. #food

I think I followed too many ACCOUNTS and not enough PEOPLE on here, you know?

Even NFL referees, the only group possibly more hated than ICE in the US these days, don’t hide their faces behind masks though it’s freezing cold. And he’s making a call that goes against the home team!

Rewatching #MadMen and I forgot this great line: Him: You are so profoundly sad. Her: No, it’s just my people are Nordic.

Rewatching #MadMen and I forgot this great line: Him: You are so profoundly sad. Her: No, it’s just my people are Nordic.

Sometimes I look at the clock and I think “How can there be this many hours to endure before I can finally escape to sleep”.

Im rewatching #MadMen and I didn’t really get this show the first time till the episode with Betty and the pigeons. Which is the one I just started. Buckle up!

itsjusttheticket.blogspot.com/2014/04/hero... @heromachine.com #TBT #tbthursday #throwbackthursday #throwback #FlashGame #character #RoadTo10K #goal Welcome backward, Ticketholders! Last week I pushed my HeroMachine #originalcharacter, Sword. Now it's her twin sister's turn. Shield's up, and Enjoy!

Petition to cancel the first three quarters of the rest of the #nfl playoff games since all the action so far has been relegated to the last one.

I opened this thread specifically to see how long it would take for someone to engage Bluesky Protocol by replying with something that completely craps on the premise like “I don’t even like oatmeal” and friends, the answer is “not very long at all”.

This post from @minakimes.bsky.social has showed up in my Discover feed every day for (checks notes) 16 days in a row. I alternate between outrage at the algorithm for serving old content, and astonishment that it keeps being just as true day after day after day.

Look, I’ve given Harlan Coben productions a fair go and they are just Not For Me. Poorly acted with dialog and plots that feel like they came out of ChatGPTCrime, I simply can’t.

Reminder to BlueSky newcomers—if you want to immediately fill your feed with NFL talk ahead of the playoffs, subscribe to my starter pack! Adding new accounts all the time 👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...

New rule in American #football: if you hit the uprights or crossbar on a FG or extra point attempt, you get an additional point.

I feel like #Smiths and #Kroger are not the reliable narrators my shopping life needs.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

I had to drive over #Parley’s this morning at around 6 a.m. to get to the airport and I have legit never been so terrified in my life. Couldn’t see any road lines, windshield icing over, crawling along at 20mph … just brutal. Stay safe #utah and #SLC.

When he curls up next to me it’s just the best. #dogs

So I guess Snoop Dogg’s schtick now is just making white people comfortable? I mean it’s lucrative work, don’t get me wrong, it just seems kind of lame.

If I were as bad at working with Google Sheets and Docs as the Gemini AI built in to Google Sheets and Docs, I would not be allowed to work on Google Sheets and Docs. #ai #google