Just had the most disturbing thought at 2:42am- What if Mt Everest is only getting taller because of all the dead bodies🤔

That scene in Miss Congeniality when she's like "it's not too warm or too cold. All you need is a light jacket💁🏼‍♀️" TODAY IS THAT DAY. Seriously. Go take yo ass outside today. (Coming from someone who's been walking 2.5 miles to work for almost 8 months now)

If you're a TF enthusiast like me, check out this template I made. Here’s a couple of examples (more on my Patreon)

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

May I introduce my new poster: the Kartoon-Sutra! The FUN of LoveMaking ❤️ A silly poster for the toons that are tired of being family friendly. Filled with 20 fun, ACME approved positions and acts, guaranteed to heat things up in the bedroom - both figuratively AND literally!! more info in 🧵

yeah, i'm doing clown HRT. I'm taking projesterone.

If ur single and feelin some kind of way today, go do something for yourself. Put on your fav outfit Order your fav food Put on your fav music Watch your fav movie/TV show Goon to your fav porn Go walk in the park Bark at the squirrels Dissociate in the shower Buy yourself a gilf Hump a pillow

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek This movie was... bad yall, just bad.

Still early into it but it’s already a must-watch

I was in and out of sleep all night and this song was in my head for like 2 hours, whyyyyyyy youtu.be/UyPCv-IG_7g?...

Be careful not to listen to yourself when practicing hypnosis! @saigir.mustelid.party roolaxed a bit too much! 🦘

CATHERINE O'HARA?! NO

If you see this post your art of a dragon🐲🐉 1. Halloween 2023, I tried to make a demon version of @buffbullmac.bsky.social and it unintentionally came out very dragonish 2. Last year for Chinese New Year I decided to do another dragon tf, on purpose this time😅. With @arcanisstriker.bsky.social

it’s time for a… 🦈 400 follower art raffle! 🦈 to enter • like and repost this • follow me • comment a character ref • 18+ ONLY!!! • entries close on the 28th • winner gets a shaded full body piece! • winner will be decided via Kirby Air Riders thanks for the support everyone!

Oscar's interview 🎙️🖼️

Post old memes to confuse younger people

Pick a side 🔥

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

17yo, I'm mowing the lawn. HUGE bumblebee goes up my shorts, gets stuck, and starts stinging me repeatedly. 7 stings on my right hip and 2 on my hand. I started vomiting everywhere. Went to the hospital and got 2 more shots on my buttcheeks. I'm 37 and to this day I only wear unscented deodorant.

Happy World Hypnosis Day! 🌀NOW DROOL.🌀 📸: @buffbullmac.bsky.social Original art: @tastefulbamboo.bsky.social

RUIN MEEEEE

My list is too long for a single post. I need to put a tier list together

I need to lock in and somehow become rich so I can commission others to make comics while I also work on more comics

How furries become furries - Animated Documentary (🎬 Mega Man Cartoon 1994)

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. The Waterboy - I'm gonna interpret this as me leaving my comfort zone, tackling my issues head on, and coming out on top this year, after a long period of ridicule and misfortune (2025, but really the past decade)

This quiz frustrated me a little. On most of the questions, either my answer really depends on the situation, or I would have chosen both if I could. That being said, my results are still scary accurate poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

You get one teacher to teach you magic

office persona

... well damn, Clippy

Sign. Me. DA FAWK, Up. Zero hypno necessary, don't even waste your time.

Art gift for the handsome raffle art winner: @liondenny.bsky.social Thank u for ur patience Denny, i hope my silly drawings help u feel a little warmer this winter. #digitalart #furryart

Here’s a wonderful commission made by @calisteo18.bsky.social Featuring Zircus the ringmaster turning a hapless tiger into his newest dumb clown for his circus~ His staff and eyes are so shiny… surely you want to stare and become his stupid circus performer, right~? Just stare~

Also, this is so glaringly obvious that it almost seems redundant to even mention it, but we all agree that Luffy is the asexualiest asexual that ever asexualled, right?

I just had a pringle for the first time in forever and bitch ... Yall are really just out here eating paper mache and enjoying it? 😖... even communion bread has a better texture, and people only eat that once a month

Repost "The Three Little Pigs" tale but it's Muslim

If you run an artists' work through AI, you're not a fan - you're just a thief :)

So hey, today's my birthday. The last few birthdays were quite unlucky. So I'm setting my expectations low and hoping for a boring, uneventful day. That would be an improvement 😅 I might do one of those "ask me stuff" memes later today

(Minor spoiler: OnePiece) I just think it's cute how Luffy Zoro and Sanji can all sense when attacks are coming, but they basically just ALLOW Nami to mollywhop the fuck out of them cuz she's the mother of the crew and they know they've been naughty little boys

What's it like in your head? Inner me: Outer me:

Post something 90s

What a wild ride the last few years have been

Why are lions dragon-coded, and why are dragons cow-coded, and why are cows dog-coded, and why are dogs bear-coded, and why are bears pig-coded, and why are pigs skunk-coded, and why are skunks hyena-coded, and why are hyenas lion-coded?

I think I wanna do something like this with Denny's mane, or Dummy's makeup 😍🤩

get real

I imagine this might be similar to the sense of euphoria that comes with getting your own fursuit for the first time... Maybe it'll happen for me someday 🥲

Apparently racoon and raccoon are both correct spellings?

What flavor is your sona? (The colors are right but im not sure how this would taste combined😅)