Drink it in. This is the world the MAGA movement brought the Earth. This is what they lead to. This is how they run countries. This is how they conduct themselves internationally. This is what this global right-wing populist/fascist movement wants humanity to be. You’re living their wildest dream.

US destroyers needed to expend extra interceptors because Iran is firing missiles into NATO air space for the purpose of hitting non-US NATO targets. This is only happening because the President of the United States wanted to brag about bombing Iran online. It made him feel cool for 3 seconds.

My 2028 Presidential Campaign Slogan is: “The Punishments Will Be Streamed Live”

Great start for the new DHS Secretary. “If you’re not a citizen the US government reserves the right to send you to a mystery torture prison for mystery reasons even if you followed the law.” Fantastic stuff.

Yeah, I kind of don’t want to live in a world where my children have to pay to jack into the cloud-brain because they don’t know how to operate without it. I’ll probably just teach them to think critically and show them how to responsibly research topics that they’re curious about.

We can’t let Trump get remembered the way Andrew Jackson is remembered. It needs to be American canon that Trump was a massive criminal and overall piece of shit that we elected to office a second time because his movement managed to corrupt both our institutions and electorate at the same time.

It’s how everything has worked for them up to this point. Screw it, why not lie about Iran surrendering? No one’s going to say anything and lots of people will believe it. Let’s really test the theory whether reality is worth considering.

“It’s not boots on the ground. It’s just soldiers walking inside of a hostile nation’s territory.”

shit man

Every single one of these guys is a garbled incoherent mess. It’s like listening to a radio where the signal is breaking up and only getting bits and pieces of Trump’s Truth Social posts.

Why doesn’t somebody hold a picture of the other side of the Strait of Hormuz and have the oil tankers Blue Skidoo into it?

Yes sir, of course, the sequence. We are all very aware of the complicated and prominent issue of escort sequence.

Lmao he’s literally trying to direct State TV propaganda in public. Sounds like the war is going well.

Keeping an eye on this one.

…by having no mission at all

If the Iran War doesn’t tank Trump nothing will. It’s an illegal war that causes gas prices go up the longer it happens. It’s why the Republicans got slaughtered in the aftermath of the Iraq War, and it’s why Democrats got slaughtered after COVID/inflation/2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

“As a thought experiment, imagine pigs were flying out of my ass right now. We could put the oil on them and fly them over the strait.”

I wanted to learn about WWI on impulse so I put on a YT documentary and the first words out of the guy’s mouth were, “Back in the late 1800s Europe had the most creative and powerful civilization in the world.” I immediately thought “White Nationalist horseshit” and bought some books instead.

What if we had people swallow all the oil and then pee it out on the other side?

If it was always part of the plan why is the Navy currently refusing to do it? Feels like that’s something the Administration might’ve wanted to clear with the Navy first.

Real “blaming foreigners/Jews so I don’t have to accept I was fatally irresponsible with the immense freedom, power, and security I previously enjoyed” has never been tried.

Okay so we have a problem that needs to be solved in days for the global economy not to seize up. What if we gathered the largest tanker truck fleet in the world and sent them all barreling toward a tiny Omani fishing village that’s suddenly the biggest commercial port in the world? Could that work?

How many years of pretend libertarianism are Republicans going to need after being the “fuck democracy and the constitution” Party for a whole decade? Really don’t see how they go back to being the “im just a smol bean who wants a balanced budget” Party after this.

It’s the Gracchi Brothers! They got LAND REFORMS!

This isn’t straight at all wtf

I haven’t seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

It’s scary how detached from reality he is and how little meaning his word carries. He will send you to your death so he can imagine he looks good on TV.

One of the major hypotheses we're testing in Trump 2.0 is whether the unstoppable force that is hyperpartisan political messaging will prevail over the immovable object that is reality

Our oil tankers explode bigger than any other country. You look at these tankers they have and you say, “where’s the explosion?” It’s a tiny little thing. You almost don’t even know it happened. Not like our tankers. Fires like you’ve never seen. It’s beautiful. Absolutely beautiful tankers.

All I ever hear from this Administration are talks about mystery deals that other countries are “about to come to the table” for. It’s a big fun mystery for everyone to try and figure out what the fuck they’re talking about all the time.

golden ballroom $400 million private plane billions in crypto bribes laundering money directly from the Treasury into his private shell companies deposed Maduro because he thought oil execs would like him threatening to invade greenland so tech-bro fascists can strip mine it

Wish one reporter would go, “Yeah I bet you don’t want to comment on that, you stupid lying prick.” Just try it out and see what he does? Who cares anymore? I’ll donate to your GoFundMe or whatever.

Yeah. I think they genuinely lack the theory of mind required to guess someone might be upset if you killed their family for content.

At some point the world will see there’s no coherent ideology, no plan, no grand strategy, to the way Trump governs the USA. The most powerful nation in the world is currently being held hostage by one stupid bigoted narcissist and the stupid bigoted narcissists who worship him like their God.

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incredible

It's great that the president just spends all day yelling at his TV, and this results in thousands and thousands of deaths around the world. I'm glad this is how my country wants to be governed. This is good, actually, and I don't think we deserve to be swept under by the merciful floodwaters.

Oh we’re weighing options *now*

remember when MattyY was talking about how dems shouldn't talk about immigration

Lmao can’t even honestly say whether Trump understands it.

MFW it’s time to rev up the hope for Blexas

“I think [Democrats] should be careful about…” No.

As a true American, I’m doing my patriotic duty panic buying gasoline to save the Republic.

At a certain point people are just going to have to accept what Donald Trump is. “We assume it’ll all be fine,” is a delusion my country has sleepwalked itself into despite a decade of warning so now it’s global catastrophe time.

Republicans needed to transfer the political stink of Iraq to the Democrats. They made a deal with the devil, let Trump do that for them by blaming a party-neutral “establishment,” & after a decade Republicans decided the reason Iraq failed was because they weren’t being stupid & evil enough.

Why do we let ignorant idiot losers run our government? Honestly. How is it possible that the House Intelligence Chair can get on TV and say the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard? Why is that even a possibility?