A CHISTMAS STORY (1983) SHOWGIRLS (1995

I named my fists Hello and Kitty because they are a little girl but also a cat

I named my fists They and Live because they came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and they're all out of bubble gum

The best part of the new Knives Out movie is Benoit Blanc playing the soundtrack to CATS in his car on cassette.

The Passion of The Avatar: The Last Airbender 🌀

drugs. rock and roll. badass Vegas hoes. latenight booty calls. shiny disco balls. the 5 genders.

boys, girls, superstar DJs. the three genders.

98% varmint 2% hot and irritating

Would you still love me if I was a gummy worm

This is what all those scientists playing God leads to, It's a slippery slope I tell ya

@gfrancie.bsky.social lets do a collab, bb. we got cunts like the predator's faaaaaace

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Oh shiiiiiit after a whole debacle with the German mail system shitting the bed, @undertow.bsky.social was NOT to be defeated. My contributor copies have arrived and they are STUNNING 🖤🖤🖤🗡️🩵🩵🩵

Just finished this emotionally bursting short that gave gasps, giggles, and tears remembering my own father.

Currently reading Uncertain Sons by @thomasha.bsky.social . Just finished the short story House Traveler. it's giving 4 Noble Truths ✨ very demure very samsara very turning of the wheel 🛞

!!!! @apexmag.bsky.social review of Another Mother Again (in @undertow.bsky.social 's Weird Horror Mag) TYSM @acwise.bsky.social <3

I know he's an evil gay, but I just put yukio mishima's birthday on my calendar. Shout out to my problematic fave.

Having a real "notice me, senpai" moment. Paula Guran said some nice things about my story in issue #11 of Weird Horror from @undertow.bsky.social !!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Awe still fkn with someone's head 😎

A coupla old punks who snuck into the Sheraton at @seattlein2025.org W/ @nmamatas.bsky.social

Didn't wanna be a pest but still got a pic of George ReallyRich Martin at @seattlein2025.org !!!!

@jmalikauthor.bsky.social on a @seattlein2025.org panel talking about elves speaking in e-prime to denote their experiential knowledge regarding the truth of the transitory nature of all things #buddhistAF

wrote a story earlier this year where this happens, and its how you get Godzilla. mainichi.jp/english/arti...

It's absolutely still stoppable at this stage. So please for the love of the holy holy internet, quit with the " that will never work" in response to direct action, general boycott, violent or peaceful protests, etc. 1/?

I really love that Q villain remain queer-coded in Star Trek, almost 40 years deep

what in the seventh day adventist leaflet

i am sick to death of liberals acting like stupid ≠ dangerous. its not the flex you think to be like, "ooooo the right is so STUPID. vance/trump/whomstever is so STUPID"

Its that part of the summer where my heart breaks that Ludacris hasn't put out a new album in ::checks watch:: TEN YEARS NOW 😭

Is the muskrat and his ex bf dead yet? I know it's going to happen soon. I just know it.

"you're not? what are you supposed to do?" The child looks at you, eyes like pennies, mouth slightly open-- the smell of iron wafts out. You pull back, and notice their teeth are pointed, tiny bat teeth. "Find out what your bones taste like," The child says. #HorrorWritersChat

"you're not? what are you supposed to do?" The child looks at you, eyes like pennies, mouth slightly open-- the smell of iron wafts out. You pull back, and notice their teeth are pointed, little bat teeth. "Find out what your bones taste like," The child says. #HorrorWritersChat

Cyan Katz, aging punk lil guy. I write body horror, mostly. The first horror story that scared me when I was a kid (age 5ish) was either the green ribbon or Michael Jackson's thriller video. Not sure thriller counts as a horror story but ho-lee shit . I didn't sleep for 4 days. #horrorwriterschat

I wonder what it's like to live in Never Never Land.

August is one week away, and yet, somehow I'm still convinced that this is just a very very hot March.

A freebie from the issue of WEIRD HORROR I made it into. Ya gotta read this banger from @daviddemchuk.com

Ocean Vuong's detailing of cringe culture's relationship to surveillance has people pretty wound up. turns out terminal surveillance conditions people to fear taking risks in multiple ways

I met Kurtwood Smith at my chiropractors office. I said, "omg I loved you in RoboCop!!" "Really? Most people know me from that '70s show." "Nah, RoboCop forever!! My favorite line was 'BITCHES LEAVE'. Can I get my picture with you real fast???"

Some things never change #berlin #antiantideutsche

David cronenberg was consulted 🧐

Yung Heroes

My HWA mentor @christinogle.bsky.social is published in this issue along with a whole host of other talented writers!!! #horrorwriter

Historical roommates

Thrilled to be included in this ToC!!! Weird! Horror is Wonderful Horror. 🖤🖤 #horrorwriters

There is no word for cute in German, and explains everything you need to know about German culture

Tbh after 4 days in Oslo, I can see why those black metal dudes burned churches. It's supremely , mind eviseratingly boring here.

Tinder in oslo is full of men so good looking im p sure they are created by running hundreds of men's health magazine covers and mewing how to videos thru chat gpt

No one: Dudes on the internet: I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT THE INTERNET IS A FREE COUNTRY

Doing some writing prompt from @christinogle.bsky.social, answering the why create question: "With writing or performance, I can become the horror myself, I can write the horror of the world" #horrorwriter

#Alaska is the most beautiful place on earth

This is a real bald headed eagle in real bald headed Alaska. Because I hate America, I wanted to fight the bird. He flew away before I could initiate the battle. @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social which birb is this, I'm sure I got the name wrong.