Cis women offering me fashion advice at this point will never not send me lmao. I don’t even mean it in a bad way, I just wanna pat them on the shoulder and be like “that’s nice honey”

No makeup, just tidy

Your honor, in my clients defense, she warned her accuser she was in her delulu era.

5 years lol

Decided I’m officially probably not bi, I gave it a shot and I just don’t find men that interesting

The best advice my mom ever gave me was not to get married before turning 30, so of course I did it twice.

Problematic therapy gap (they’re still unhealed)

I feel bad cause anytime my ex wife sees me sad, I can tell a part of her feels guilty. And like I don’t want her to feel guilty for not being gay. It’s so complicated.

Manic?! No sorry I’m a lesbian

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s posters madness

Someone said they were a monophonic synth in relation to a joke I made about polyamory, and I asked them if they at least use chorus sometimes.

Keeping track of who follows me on what app so I can still treat my posting like a live journal when the mood strikes me.

mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be posters

Alas, I am not very chalant.

ADHD sense of justice in the sense that someone telling me a white lie I know is just a convenience for everyone can still give me the ick.

I’m not trying to be someone’s everything, but I’d like to be more than 5-10% of it.

Sometimes I worry my brain makes me act more reasonable than my emotions can actually take. Like in a relationship, I want to crash out because it’s been not the most communicative week and I feel kinda like they haven’t paid me attention, but instead I’m just reasonable cause like I do get it.

Being trans is either plus 20 or minus 20 to your charisma, but you won’t know which until you roll.

Play stupid games and I’ll beat you at them

It’s always something with me isn’t it(self deprecating)

Explaining to my friend that unfortunately she is too mentally stable to post good.

Me getting a crush and it’s just realizing she’s unhinged in the ways I like.

“Early transition awkward phase” and it was just everyone thinking I was a masc lesbian because I was still with my ex wife.

Too intersectional for Gay Inc

Buying bell hooks On Love for all the men in my life for Christmas

bell hooks was cooking when she said men are taught that they are only allowed to feel anger. This continues to be at the core of all our political problems worldwide.

Trump isn’t the new Hitler, he has always been Huey Long reincarnated.

Democrats this morning like “oh, so we were supposed to give them something to vote for?! HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!” Meanwhile every leftist has been saying this since I have the ability to remember.

You see, it’s not that they ever believed in trans rights or turned on us. They simply got orders from the people who give them money and marched. The only political answer to that is people who don’t need or want their money running instead.

Turns out if you absolutely hollow out the consensus formation machine to protect your class' most miserable dipshits from facing any consequences for their actions then you cant actually just form the consensus anymore by putting in enough money to make it go

Final Fantasy 16 is about twink supremacy?

It’s almost like voters don’t like the DNC being a front for the corporate agenda.

Bro can’t be wearing old spice and expecting somebody to top him though.

Billionaires be like, “you’ve got a little bit too much life in that work life balance”

The uncanny valley of the dolls tbh

Worth a reminder. Founding elites of the u.s. were utterly rancid, but their major fear was British rule collapsing to popular revolt they couldn't control. The British empire's rulers were not seriously anti-slavery — they'd invade Haiti to reimpose it at gunpoint in the 1790s — or pro-indigenous.

if we don't support all trans people uncritically we will be sent to the camps don't ya know?

A lot of men saw limitless one time and thought, “I will destroy everything to be best”

I love sapphic dating cause like, we have the cutest dates ever. They make me really happy ☺️

I just feel like a lot of straight people like saying I hate gay Halloween bc they like the first 3 words.

The political aristocracy is terrified of Zohran and that’s the best news we could possibly have about him.

A cis woman was just screaming the word sissy over and over in the bar at her sister and tbh I forgot that word is used that way

Halloween playlist, but it’s just Dragula by Rob Zombie 67 times in a row.

Being trans in public is wild because people are mostly either super nice or super weird compared to before.

forced invalidation kink (sissification)

Out here in a hotel genuinely surprised that live network tv still exists

It’s my Friday ☺️

Its 2005. I am cleaning up my clothes by putting them into my closet because a girl is coming over. It’s 2025. I am cleaning up my clothes by putting them into my closet because a girl is coming over. I’ve changed a lot, but never beating the adhd allegations

The eternal question: Is she a lesbian too or is it a straight girl who got way too into Gilmore Girls?

I kinda like waking up early and getting in here, like it’s just me, the Brits, and the people who don’t sleep.