4️⃣4️⃣ today 🎂

Me on this app.

SNL 50th anniversary is a cracking watch. If you haven't seen it, it's well worth a few hours 😂

Darren was born in 1993.

Said this over on Twitter earlier. I still can't get my head around Liverpool are allowing Salah, van Dijk, and Alexander-Arnold's contracts to run down. #MNCLIV

We miss you over on the bird app, @elainefer.bsky.social @declan-m-14.bsky.social @coleraineyid.bsky.social @rorycj.bsky.social @latteelitist.bsky.social @brendagough.bsky.social @ninjapotts.bsky.social to name a few. I hope you're all doing well 💚

Hands up who went on their arse this afternoon ❄️❄️❄️

Me logging out of Twitter and deleting the app this morning.

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Remembering the legend Stephen Clements today 🙏 5 years on. R.I.P.

Musk v Farage

Into them, Rovers 💪🔵⚪️🌹

Incredible. Congratulations Luke Littler 👏☢️🔥🎯🏆

1st of January 2015. We picked this wee bundle of happiness up. Happy Gotcha Day, Walt 🐕❤️ #10YearsAgoToday

Howdi 👋

Nathan Aspinall Cameron Menzies Dave Chisnall Michael Smith Raymond van Barneveld Josh Rock Ritchie Edhouse ALL OUT this afternoon 🎯

I am in awe of this kid. Luke Littler, take a bow 🫡🎯

Same again 👌🤷

James Wade Chris Dobey Ryan Searle Luke Woodhouse Wesley Nijman Joe Cullen Peter Wright Gary Anderson Jonny Clayton Gian Van Veen Gerwyn Price Rob Cross (😂) Michael Van Gerwen Martin Lukeman Stephen Bunting Dimitri Van den Bergh (😂) All OUT in the 1st round 🎯

Rob Cross getting battered 6-0 is always welcomed. Especially when it's by Luke Littler 🎯

Conor McGregor is rapist c*nt.

Joe Cullen Luke Woodhouse Ryan Searle James Wade All out of the players championship finals. Losing interest already.

Can't win. When I was really big, I never felt the cold in winter. Now I'm wearing sweat pants, jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, a coat, a hat and gloves just to go for a 20-minute walk to stay warm 😂🤦 might go back to being 25+ stone again

PDC Darts is back tomorrow for the weekend! But it's on ITV 😭😭 Roll on the World Championship in a few weeks' time 🎯

Load of new followers. Mainly Celtic fans. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not a Celtic fan. I'm also not a Sevco/The Rangurs fan either. But, hello!

No bio, no activity, no pics=no follow.

And if you dont believe me, you are more than welcome to attend my next appointment so I can prove to you I'm sober, and blood tests are clear off drink too 💪🖕

Can you give Russ a follow, I think this will be a better place & he'll make good friends💚☘️

This morning, I was due to get results from my recent hospital stay in RVH and treatment on my liver, but it was only for more tests and scans. I've now to wait on these until about Christmas time. I'm petrified. I'm doing all I can to stop things getting worse, but it feels like

Obviously, I'm up to high doh today (as you can tell by my posts). I've had a shitty day from the city hospital appointment this morning, right through to my oven blowing up tonight. Drunk Russell would have given up. Not this Russell though. I'll deal with it all tomorrow.

Ken Reid was one of Northern Ireland's finest and most respected journalists. When he fell ill a few years ago, the amount of love outpouring to him was incredible. I'm a Coleraine fan, but I'm so glad he saw his beloved Cliftonville win the Irish Cup in May before he got really sick. RIP Ken 🙏🏻

It is disgusting that Liam Payne's family couldn't have a bit of peace to bury him without the scum media intruding in every move. Fuck them.

Jeremy Clarkson got rattled when it was put to him that he bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax.

Is there such a thing as a doggy snoring clinic 🤔😂🐕

Chazzy Shankill is literally stumbling around my local Eurospar, with Alan on crutches, asking if anyone want a picture with them for her Facebook and YouTube page 🤦 Get me home NAI!

One bad thing about here is that you can't put your account on private (or if you can, someone tell me how, please).

Cannot warm up this day 🥶🥶🥶

Luke Littler. 16-3 winner. #GrandSlamofDarts Champion 2024. Now World #5. 17 years old. Disgustingly talented 🎯🫡👏

#GrandSlamofDarts final prediction: Luke Littler 16 - 11 Martin Lukeman

Littler 7 - 4 Anderson Littler 8 - 12 Anderson Littler 16 - 15 Anderson! What a fucking semi final that was! Can't we bring these 2 out again for the final in a few hours time? Brilliant from Luke, commiserations Gary 🎯 #GrandSlamofDarts

Anderson v Littler tomorrow 🎯

Imagine paying over £100 for a ticket to the darts tonight, thinking that's your Saturday night sorted until after 11pm but both games are wrapped up by 9.30pm and the security team are kicking you out of the arena now 😂 #GrandSlamofDarts 🎯

Absolutely savage from Luke Littler 👏🎯 16-2 winner in less than an hour. Last night's first quarter final went on until 9pm 😂😂

Luke Littler after 10 legs of darts; 8-2 up Missed double 12 for a 9 darter 10 x 180s 167 finish 164 finish #GrandSlamofDarts

Predictions time (last night was a shocker 😂): 🎯 Wattimena 13 - 16 Littler Van Veen 15 - 16 Anderson #GrandSlamofDarts