the prostate cancer has a right to defend itself

my favorite part of bluesky is how it feels like hanging out in a nursing home with no staff like hell yyeah im gonna get high and shoot dope with fine shyt and then pretend to be a ptsd ghost and torment the vietnam vets these old ass mfs aint gonna stop me

Coach: my friends call me coach!! The Jockey:

guys i think the south miht be broken theres snow here (its not supposed to do that)

* But it refused

Orc trump: We love our relentless endurance, don’t we folks? We do… but the DM, they’re not letting us have orcish fury Elf Biden: Now listen here jack, listen to the forest jack!!

this one’s too hard I can’t find him

The poor bastard loading up crates of the new Harley Quinn fart comic when a box falls and all of the rub and sniff pages go off at once:

i dont want it anymore.

Hunter gatherer bsky poster: chat I lost the antelopes trail im white knuckling the spear

One shot made me cry 10/10 it’s so peak

Niko living the best life #oneshot

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Hello Monsignor Martinez

Undertale was made 6.8 million years ago

Post your favorite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.

Can a beast like this truly understand the magic of Christmas?

Are you guys going caroling? Are you guys going caroling? Are you guys going caroling? Are yo

im just saying, we hve never seen hasan and luigi in the same room before

Buddy’s a zombie

"EEEYIKES!!! Its a "Project" to deal with even one "Zomboid", but a whole horde of them?!?! THIS IS HOPELESS!!" The horrifying Louisville:

Buddy thinks he’s arable farmland

Me when im in a not knowing what communism is challenge and my opponent is a democrat

Me when im a bat an I eat the cheese that makes you disappear

Utterly incomprehensible, you shall begin to cough in three days

this how I look like when I post btw

somebody just became a terrorist because of this

hello dan hentschel

Hide yo gifts.

Orc: EEEEYIKES!! I don’t know how in the world we’re gonna get through all these “Dungeons & Dragons”… The wise elf:

Learning from the masters.

ワニワニパニックというより 恐怖に怯えるワニ🐊💦 破壊されたから今朝縫ったけど、また殺されるな。 The crocodile is terrified🐊💦 He was broken so I stitched him up, but he will be killed again.

whe n i say i got taht dog in me, this what ui mean

various flugs

"Oh my Golly Gee Whillickers!! This isn't "MyHouse," ".Wad" am I going to do?!?!" The unnerving brutalist house:

The morning after Hank learned why his wife is nicknamed Peggy.

u have a very good point sir but this video is horrifying like WTF was that first pepper??? why did it splooge out ranch(?) everywhere after she bit it???

calm down ladies. theres only one of me!

Please Don't

Just do It

I forgive u slendervro

Mister Xi Jinping…. I am a seven year old boy from Jacksonville Florida… American regime does not give us enough food or water… please liberate us with DongFeng missiles and Type 15 tanks…………….