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It’s time for everybody’s favorite game: Who’s On The Floor! If you guessed Harry Kane, congratulations you’re correct but you win nothing because that’s always the answer

Light work

Shameful, Harry Kane-esque rolling around on the floor from the Footyroos

US and A really out there soccering the ball

It might not be coming home

At a family Christmas party a few years ago, my cousin’s kid was watching Tottenham, and I said “oh wow Harry Kane is actually on his feet”. Like 30 seconds later @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com walks in and says “oh wow Harry Kane isn’t rolling around on the ground”. Thought the kid was gonna cry

It might not be coming home

I literally just turned on the England game and the first thing I see is Harry Kane rolling around on the floor.

Now there’s a name that evokes the Deadspin comment section from [redacted] years ago

In 2003 Alge, for some reason, got a new set of irons delivered to the facility, and went out to the practice field and ripped wedges for about 10 minutes. Formative golf experience for me, witnessing that.

Get those lads some lemon pepper wings. They earned em.

Boom goes the punt, and I write “game over” in my notebook

Standby for mess from @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com

JEALOUSY TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA

Researchers where? @rkalland.bsky.social knows.

I love Miggy to death, but the minute I saw him go to ground I said “he’s a world class flopper”. Don’t love the delayed review, but that was vintage Miggy shit.

That’s the best goal I’ve ever seen from the USMNT in terms of quality. That’s shit that usually happens TO us, not FOR us.

Pulisic, man, I don’t know. Struggles to find a meaningful role in Europe, and then does shit like that on the biggest stage he’ll ever see. Such a frustrating, enigmatic player.

This picture choice is perfect. It’s like he’s doing the yelling at the kid cutting grass meme.

He absolutely did

One of my favorite parts of this app is @jonesy2x4.bsky.social absolutely reading the Dream the riot act and then I get a push notification that they’re up 26 at the end of the third quarter. My guy demands excellence, and I respect it.

The open NBC uses for USGA events always gets the juices flowing, and it’s super dope to have it lead off prime time coverage of the US Women’s Open at Riv. Awesome venue for an awesome event.

I hate the fuckin Knicks

Stephen A on SportsCenter with SVP is worse PR for the Knicks than Trump showing up at MSG.

4 homers in 3 games for Acuña. Now you’re all in big, big trouble.

Happy for my guys @joeovies.bsky.social and @giglioog.bsky.social (even if he doesn’t post here). Good luck in the Final, and enjoy the ride, boys.

Nothing warms the heart quite like Zaza Pachulia gifs populating the timeline

Unethical shit from OKC

Fire that Drake commercial into the sun.

Do we need two separate narrated opens for this? Toss it up and let’s play ball.

Everybody knows Calvin Johnson. Some people know Stephen Hill. But I submit to you Kevin Cone.

Dan Weldon doesn’t know shit about Falcons 2003 5th round pick Jon Olinger. Or MarTay Jenkins. Or Terrence Edwards, who made the team over both of them.

Dellavedova as the returning former star for Cleveland is beyond cursed

Colbert’s finale certainly had his unique flavor, but was a fitting homage to the genre and the man who, for me at least, came to define it. Weird, zany bits, and a musical act who, even if he can’t quite do it anymore, once blew the roof off the dump. I’m sure Dave is proud.

Live at Music Midtown. Dennis Rodman showed up for some reason, the lead singer split his pants and covered his junk with a 99X sticker, and there was a mid show ad read for PlayStation. Aggressively bad.

JFC the primary was yesterday and the billionaire vampire whose parents couldn’t stand him to the point his dad left and his mom turned to the bottle is already carpet bombing tv ads for the runoff. Nobody likes you, Rick. Including, according to you, your parents.

Windhorst’s lighting on this SportsCenter segment makes him look like an international criminal on The Blacklist

Can I get odds on a Schröder-Alvarado dustup in this series?

Guys bein dudes and makin ‘tact

I watched the TCM tribute to Ted Turner, which was Gone With the Wind bookended by some nice words about Ted, and all I have to say is that’s one long fucking movie.

When the Braves won the 1995 World Series, he talked to President Clinton on the phone in the clubhouse and apologized for him having to hold while TV went to commercial. “We wouldn’t have done that on my station.”

Walking guys is just asking for trouble. Just can’t do it. Can’t do it. Can’t do it. Can’t do it.

Matt Olson. He’s from Gwinnett.

@streetlightlily.horntforgood.com check out Landon Knack

Grant Hill is from Atlanta now. Don’t forget.

I swear there was a time when low scoring 48 minute fistfights were more entertaining than this Detroit-Orlando slop

Orlando’s complete refusal and inability to run anything resembling a competent offensive set is high comedy. The handful of sets they did run that ended in near airballs elevates it to art.

This is technically a dark match donation, but it’s more sentimental, in honor of two men from my hometown who “get the show” so to speak. @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Playoff basketball is a lot more fun when it’s somebody else’s team