Time for ep 345 and another installment of #SwitchbladeHeartheartheart Part of Strange Darling is out now! (Wherever you listen to podcasts) #horrormovies #StrangeDarling #Horrorwatch

Things learned in our #patreon post-mortem yesterday: how many butts do spiders have? Why are cuckoos so cuckoo and how many times will the girls have to learn this before they learn this 🤣 #horrorwatch

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#Irishhorror is one overlooked genre that needs more eyes on it. Aside from #horror films,( pronounced fill-im) if you’re Irish I just read #thecreeper by #amshine and it was a fun take on #folkhorror www.fangoria.com/new-wave-of-...

Extremely important content alert!🚨

The show #Evil is anything but. 🥹 S4E4 conversation between sister Andrea and Fr. Ignacio is just… 🥰🥹🥰

Here’s a hint for our next movie. Were there two chains… or one? #iykyk 🤣

yeah Demi didn’t get the Oscar. but she has something better: The Substance is already a cult classic and a midnight movie. people will enjoy her and the movie again and again for years. that’s the beauty of horror movies. they’re eternal and so are the great performances in them.

Get ready for Part 2 of our telling of #TheSubstance. I’m sure it all works out just fine…

#Severance is #horror. Discuss.

Congrats, everyone—the Elon boycott is working! Reports indicate that Tesla inventory is swelling, especially with Cybertrucks piling up outside their factory. Keep the boycott going, and don’t forget—today is the Economic Blackout!

In honor of the passing of #MichelleTrachtenberg (boy, does this one hurt) here is all the way back at episode 20, when we covered #BlackChristmas (2006)😔

If we’re giving ALL the prestigious awards and #Oscars to #TheSubstance #coraliefargeat #demimoore & #margaretqualley (AS WE SHOULD!!!) then #ToniCollette gets a retroactive Oscar for #Hereditary IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME WE RECOGNIZED THE #Horror GENRE!

#HotHorrorTip or maybe… life tip? If Dennis Quaid invites you out for shrimp… DON’T GO! Part 1 of Kim and Ket covering #TheSubstance drops tomorrow! 💉

#HotHorrorTip If your estranged Father leaves you a 400 yr old pub after he dies, you can go ahead and assume it haunted. All 400 yr old pubs are haunted. All.

What if John Goodman’s character “Delbert” in Arachnophobia (KKSAM episode 336) is the origin story of his character in 10 Cloverfield Lane? (NEW! KKSAM episode dropping tomorrow!) 🫨 Discuss.

T-minus 27 minutes until a minisode AND a post-mortem! Still time to join our #patreon to tune in and chat with us about various levels of nonsense.

I can’t stop thinking about #Buffythevampireslayer coming back. I’m rewatching for the bagoolionth time and I kinda wanna talk to @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social about every single episode before the new one starts! 🤔

The news of SMG coming back as #Buffy is bringing me a level of joy I haven’t felt in MONTHS! We got some demons to slay, girl!

#EarlyAccess for this week’s episode to our #Patreon Sammies just dropped!

YOU GUYS WHAT IF I’M HIDING FROM A MURDERER AND THEN DO THAT THING WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY CHOKE ON MY OWN SALIVA AND INVOLUNTARILY COUGH LIKE A TODDLER AND GIVE AWAY MY POSITION. That would be so effing embarrassing. 😩

It’s important that you only play body switch games once you and your group of friends have fully developed prefrontal cortexes and aren’t total dicks. #HotHorrorTips

About to tell @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social about a movie that will require a flow chart and diagram. No heavy pours tonight!

This episode on #Cuckoo demonstrates the danger of heavy pours. Yet our times demonstrate the necessity for them. Should make for an interesting 4 years of KKSAM 🙄🫠🍷

Stayed tuned for next week’s episode where the girls cover #Cuckoo and Ketryn had the dumbest string of consecutive minutes ever recorded in human history.

New episode just dropped!

Just a little black kitty ASMR to start your day. Disregard the dirty windy, she’s a messy drinker… like her aunt Kim.

Hi. If you’re a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, Kim and I have spent 6 years dreaming up fun ways to take you out. It’s the opening credits of a real life horror movie and we’re goddamn ready.

Wild having a comedy podcast in the least funny time. Eff that weasel. If u don’t know what I’m talking about, google Hadron Weasel. I have thought of NOTHING but that g’damn weasel since @kimmybeeeee.bsky.social told me. Makes more sense than literally anything else happening. #weliveinahorrormovie

Look who’s #3️⃣!!!!!

Come follow us over on #Rednote too! #TiktokRefugee

Talking with our Patreon Sammies in our minisodes confirms that when the inevitable apocalypse arrives, surround me with Sammies. We got this. Move out the way.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

This exchange almost broke me. Please for the love of Father Christmas, weigh in! 😭

It’s always so fascinating to me how our patrons decide who they want to tell which horror movie. Kim to Ket or Ket to Kim? It’s always sooo definitive! As if it’s the most obvious thing in the world and switching it around would be LUDICROUS! 🤣

There’s ANOTHER Friday the 13th in December… you know what THAT means! #Hint Kim and Ket are trading in Sleigh Bells for HELL’S Bells next week! 😈

Just recorded our first of two #HolidayHorror episodes voted on by our beloved #Patreon Sammies! ‘Tis the season!

#LateToTheParty I just started The Servant on Apple and I need to discuss!! Any other fashionably late viewers? Anyone else got a show they’re watching that they’re way behind the ball on?

Wishing a Happy Post-Thanksgiving to all those who survived!

New idea for a horror movie: woman goes on a homicidal killing spree on Thanksgiving when her can opener won’t goddamn work!! Based on a true story.

Name: Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter Pronouns: shes/hers Location: your dark little hearts Passions: horror movies, making each other laugh, cats, dogs, each other.

Guys! What’s happening over here? What would you like to hear from us? I used to make dank memes for Twitter but haven’t in a while. Want us to post dumbass memes from our episodes over here that only make sense if you listen to the show???

Revisiting Death Becomes Her. Kim and I GOTTA go as Madeline and Helen for Halloween one year! Who should be which?

… Nothin’ but BlueSky 🎶