Dick Cheney died today. But honestly? I thought the fucker already had. 😂😂 #dickcheney #restinpiss #dead #ripdick #ripdickcheney #politics #vicepresident #vicepresidentcheney #vicepresidentdickcheney #georgewbush #politicians #deadpolitician #electionday #election25

How did we end up with two presidents in a row with dementia? There's got to be an age cut off of when you stop being eligible to run for president. Yes, I know young people can get early onset dementia, as I am one of those people. But this is ridiculous.

People in Seattle: homophobia is wrong Also people in Seattle: eats enough Chik Fil A that the parking lots and drive throughs are always full. People in Seattle: Christian Nationalism is wrong Also people Seattle: shops at Hobby Lobby. #seattle #homophobia #christiannationalism #hate #fascism

I created this presentation to graduate from Spokeshub, a SW advocacy group. It chronicles my brief stint working in a legal brothel in Nevada, which was hell. If you think legalization of the industry is the right thing, plz watch this. youtu.be/IkIOFtpWlq8?... #sexwork #sexworker #brothel #trauma

The cute #TheWoobles characters got me and I'm back to crocheting. It's enjoyable. They're called amigurumis and there's tons of free patterns and tutorials. Starting with the Woobles helped me a ton. #amigurumi #crochet #crocheting #fun #hobbies #woobles #fiberart #hobby #handmade #bats #Anglerfish

If I already have Autism, can I still get #covid vaccine even after the guidelines change? I'm clearly already tainted. #covid19 #vaccine #covidvaccine #rfk #covidhumor #Autism #autismjoke #Autismvaccine #longcovid #audhd #neurodivergent #neurospicy #tism #covid2025 #covidbooster #humor #funny #joke

I have a juicy fruit amount of taste left in my life to live

just thinking for no reason about how the colloquialism “pull yourself up by your own bootstraps” originated as a sarcastic joke because it is an obviously impossible thing to do, and how everything wrong with America is encapsulated by the ease with which we now casually tell poor people to do it

My weather app says that 81° is 'fair' weather. Lies. #Seattle #weather #heat #summer #hotweather #hot #pnw #toohot #forecast #weatherpatterns #meteorologist #meteorological #meteorology

I hate ASMR. Anyone else feel this way? #asmr

"Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" has been renamed, "Divers, Drivers, and Lies." I don't know why either. #foodnetwork #guyfieri #cookingfood #celebritychef #cook #chef #food #foodie #cook #liar #lies #lying #foodreview #tripled #restaurant #restaurants #eat #eating #cookingtv #foodtv #yum #yummy

I got to be a part of an educational video for piercer training about piercing nipples on people who have had breast reductions. It was an amazing experience, and I've decided to get serious about pursuing a piercing apprenticeship. #piercing #nipple #nipplepiercing #piercer #lynnloheide #Seattle

I had to visit the #ER on Saturday for an infected tattoo. In the nursing station by my room, the #nurses cruelly laughed while trying to foist my care onto each other. Medical #PTSD is real and documented, but it's not talked about enough.

My sweet plant setup is getting a major upgrade. Next is lights which arrive on Sunday. It's an IKEA Vittsjo with wheels that I sourced from Daddy Bezos. #plant #plants #plantlife #plantparent #succulent #succulents #tropicalplant #tropicalplants #planting #plantobsessed #plantobsession

It's raining in Seattle right now like Grey's Anatomy says it does. #greysanatomy #drama #dramatic #TV #television #tvshow #drbailey #tvdrama #rain #raining #weather #comedy #joke #Seattle #hospital

I present to you: $ 3's worth of 10-year-old paranormal smut, as determined by #halfpricebooks 🤣🪦🦇🧛‍♂️🩸🍆🍑 #smut #paranormalsmut #paranormalromance #vampiresmut #vampires #werewolves #werewolfsmut #faeriesmut #books #secondhand #read #reading #readsmut #smutreader #bigmoney #readbooks #read25 #read2025

Y'all don't know how fucked up this fish got me. I've loved Angler Fish since I learned about them in 3rd grade. People romanticized why she came to the surface, but it was tragic. She was sick, probably blinded, and disoriented. I will never be okay. #anglerfish #tattoos #fish #sleeptoken #crying

I can't comprehend what's happening in the US. There's so much happening. I know that's a tactic but it's working. My apathy is growing and that's dangerous, I know. I just want people to have food, water, housing, medicine, and happiness. Why is that. #radical?

Last week I made the difficult decision to take a break from my masters program to let my brain rest. I was recently diagnosed with Autistic burnout and a break from the pressure and demand of academics may help settle some of my cognitive struggles.

I got a boobie Cactus for Valentines Day! Now I feel like there's extra pressure to keep it alive. #cactus #succulent #plant #succulents #plants #plantlover #cacti #obsessed #valentines #valentinesday #valentinepresent #valentinespresent

You heard it here- suck cocks for watches and increase your longevity

It's not often that you get a picture of yourself as an adult showing such unabashed and child-like joy. I was having the fucking time of my life and in that moment, nothing else mattered. I could ride this ride over and over. #universalstudios #Orlando #joy #autistic #autisticjoy #rollercoaster

My husband, however, is the best. I called him sobbing after my IUD insertion to ask him to pick up panty liners and my antibiotics (because I have a UTI, too). I asked for something comforting and this is what this man showed up with. He is perfection. #iud #comfort #husbandoftheyear #torture

No one should have to have an IUD inserted or removed without being given options for pain management such as sedation or anesthesia. We're told to take ibuprofen and have someone drive us home when what we go through is tantamount to torture.

So I'm at the local bowl & skate. I walked by a kids party where 2 of the 3 pizzas had been abandoned. I wanted to ask the mom sitting by the table if I could have a slice since I knew it would go to waste. #pizza #pizzas #rollerskating #bowling #feedme #funny #joke #comedy #skating #birthdayparty

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My mum is a Trumper who grew up in South Africa during Apartheid and she was horrified at #elonmusk and his Nazi salute. The Roman salute was adopted by Nazis. There is no escaping or excuse for what he did. #inauguration #trump #trumpsucks #racist #inaugurationday

Good morning! Happy MLK Day. "Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope." ~MLK Be that stone.🙂

This trip was about the meat! Sorta. I got to try: Iberico ham, A5 Waygu, and Peking Duck. All were sensational and a once in a life time experience. I will forever wax poetic about the transcendental experience of being a dirt-kid who made it to a point of being able to have these experiences.

My Orlando trip with the 'the whale' is over. I'm exhausted but in good spirits bc I get to see my husband soon.

The muskrat gave the Nazi salute today at Trump's inauguration. On Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I think that about sums up where we are and where we are heading as a populace. #elonmusk #nazi #n4zi #nazisalute #martinlutherkingjr #mlk #political #politics #racism #trump #inauguration #inaugurationday

Do you think I can use this as my license picture?

Day 1 at the Orlando parks with my client. Weeee

People who get their sleeves done butatttheir elbow are weenies. I've done both and I said what I said 🤣

I just don't know what to post over here. I've tried different things and nothing. What do y'all want to see from me?

Today, two of the scholarships that I am applying for are due today. Everything is about done, except filling out the actual applications. Wish me luck! #school #scholarship #money #pride #LGBTQIA #lgbt #queer #lgbtq+ #nonbinary #rainbow #rainbowpride #sphinx #nakedcat #nakey #cat

It's time for an epidural/steroid injection in my SI or lower back. I'm stoked. I shouldn't have pain there anymore in a 1-3 weeks. #hospital #pain #chronicpain #spoony #spoontheory #hospitalgown #queer #yellowhair

Trust me, I'm a professional.

I wish the Primera Blue Cross Blue Shield decision makers a very United Healthcare CEO holidays.

Can there be a more perfect keychain combo? Especially since I collect bread clips? I started collecting them at my first job working concessions. There was an excess of them from the packing of the buns for orders orders. I stole a cup and here we are.

My 2024 recap says I listened to Sleep Token for 37,800 minutes this year out of the total 75,191 minutes I listened to music. #sleeptoken #sleeptokenvessel #sleeptokeniv #sleeptokeniii #sleeptokenii #YouTube #YouTubemusic #music #worshipsleeptoken

All ghosts are emo: they remain in the mortal world because some painful connection keeps them here. Therefore, all ghosts are emo. I this essay I will argue, 👻

Me: time for a bathroom project Also me: *hulks out* breaks two drill bits in the process

Found out that I'm not at fault for the car accident. Which begs the question, if five cars smash into each other simultaneously, who's at fault for the poor fucker in the back? Stay tuned!

I live in #Seattle the good ol' #PNW and experiencing intermittent power outages. There's an upside having a failed St. Candle business: I have over 100 saint candles to get me through these #powerbombs plus the sexy headgear

Met with my mentor for my masters program. We already have a relationship and I'm excited to see where her help takes me. She's the teacher who helped me with my first published paper. Came home and got stoned 🤘🏻

I almost forgot to submit my application to the "Improving the Health of Diverse Communities" scholarship for winter quarter. Wish me luck! I need the tuition $$

This came up in my Facebook memories. This Queen, Nelsan Ellis, passed on July 18th, 2017, when he was 39. Rest in Power. youtu.be/5Ff_6VsRuas?...