Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Debuting my Elvira costume at X•Mortis in Cambridge, MA this Friday and brought my digital camera from 2007

fangs out for vamp lounge in salem🩸🖤

Back to the usual

Oh my fucking god

Rate my teacher fits 🫶🏻

I’ve finally settled in Salem! I moved up here alone with a couple months of notice. Just me, my dog, and my mattress! For a job that doubled my salary in a community that better supports me and allows me to thrive. Also I live by the north shore now??? So cool!!

Kid in the 2000s, teenager in the 2010s, twenties in the 2020s (turning 30 next month)… Kind of a lame existence card I drew, I blame my parents

Haven’t posted in a minute… been working on my cross country move to Salem. Big things ahead!

I secured housing near Salem!!! I move in 3 weeks ❤️

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

Butterfingers. End of discussion.

The big summer chop

Hey Leigh… quick question regarding what that script could be for…

Hiiiiii

Hi Bluesky!! I’m a high school math teacher who is finally getting the opportunity to move up north to Salem, MA. Please consider helping me with the funding! Thank you 💕 gofund.me/f7f80314

This is who runs this account

Hiiii I felt pretty yesterday so here’s my face

Man. Who would’ve thought that two divas can’t live under the same roof?

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!! I’m gonna be moving to Salem all by myself to be a high school math teacher at a charter school!!! I’m over the moon!! This is gonna change my life 😭

I got a new swimsuit and this is literally the first time I’ve felt that I looked good in easily a decade

Forgot to post my look for Goth Day 🥀❤️

So… I interviewed for a math teaching position in Salem, Massachusetts… and they want to fly me up there to do a demo lesson. Literally insane. This would also increase my yearly salary by $30K 😭😭😭

Pink for the summer 💕

Retiring the blue/green. Stay tuned!

Dinner time ❤️

I love this photo of me with my little sister. She looks like she can’t stand me 😭

5 weeks into my program, down 25 lbs! I hopped on the semaglutide train after 10 years of hopelessly struggling with my weight- not knowing I had PCOS and a cocktail of metabolic issues after finally seeing a specialist. I feel like I can breathe again. Forever grateful for my doctors.

Hi hi hi 💚🖤

My sweet boy turns 11 in October

Rate today’s fit

My kids in Genealogy Club are the coolest nerds in school!

I was in high school when GTA 5 came out. I’m a high school teacher now and GTA 6 is still a year away…

Forgot I posted this but late update: I blocked him on everything, then hooked up with his brother. Now they’re both blocked because they both piss me off.

IM SEEING DJO TOMORROW NIGHT IM GONNA COMBUST INTO FLAMES

6 hours ago, I was at work and teaching my high schoolers in North Carolina. Now, I’m on a random beach outside of Boston, Massachusetts having lemon drop shots and lobster by myself.

Weekday night out in Noda ♥️ #clt #ootd

I’m script writing and video editing again for the first time since college. I forgot how much I love it. Bummed out that I was discouraged from pursuing it as a career, but that was probably the safest option… I guess I forgot at 20 that I only have one life and I should have at least went for it.

Work is more fun when I can dress how I want 💙🖤 #teacher #teachersofbluesky

Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR

Shoutout to my mom writing the funny photo captions before it was cool… circa 1995

Bjork performing "Army of Me" with Skunk Anansie on Top of the Pops (1995)

Prom 2025 ♥️✨ I’m a teacher chaperone, but got mistaken for a student the whole night 🥲

My look for today… featuring chaos happening in my classroom

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

The look for today 🖤

Sleepy since 1995

I’m in a calorie deficit per doctor’s orders currently. Needing to be creative here 😭

Part 2 more like Fart 2