...Yawn. Good morning everyone. Is he dead yet?

@natureskid.bsky.social Strive to be the lead character in the stories that strangers tell each other.

What the actual fuck?!?! I find myself actively supporting the viewpoints of the "jewish space lasers" lady. Nazi israel has completely taken over amuriKKKan politics. After AIPAC has spent a few hundred million dollars Nazi israel is receiving 500milion on top of the 3 BILLION TAXPAYER dollars/year

Nope, I called israeli's Nazi douchebags. There is a HUGE difference.

This is why I'm working with this group to impeach, convict, and remove! citizensimpeachment.com Join us!

FUN FACT: Lindsey Graham can't swim, but over half the male sex workers he hires can.

With weapons like these, why are there so MANY POS "leaders" still alive? Luigi Mangione showed us the ONLY way to impact the morbidly wealthy.

LMFAO These youtube ads have leveled up in stupidity. Just heard, "You can decalcify your pineal gland with just your left hand..." I enjoy starting the day with a good bellylaugh.

2 months ago I commented how tRump was using crypto as intended, for anonymous illegal money transfers. I never would have thought the corruptors would need to PUBLIC announce their bribes so that tRump knows who bribed him & by how much. The silver lining? Maybe Qatar can buy a 2 state solution.😏

I agree with him, we are SO COOKED www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugAv...

One of my favorite science bloggers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pl6...

While I do appreciate optimization, tRump using cryptocurrency as intended (massive illegal anonymous money transfers), and no one stopping him, blows my mind. And as a cherry on top, now these crypto, no-government jack offs want crypto to be backed up by taxpayer dollars.

This is truly surreal... www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtOQ...

I've always been struck how both zero and infinity will reduce a possibility to a certainty. Either impossible or inevitable.

😂🤣🤣😂😂 www.youtube.com/shorts/eNxiL...

Elons' physical actions strike me as the result of a meat mech being controlled by a twelve-year-old alien child.

WHOOO HOOO!!!! Just heard the news, Trudeau stepped down. Let's give him Kudos for not pulling a Biden.

Chicken and an elephant are crossing the road. Chicken turns to the elephant and says, "This is the worst joke I've ever been in."

Nuance is the difference between damp and moist.

Every time you like and repost a demon gets laid.

These are the stories that views like this inspire, that and Death Metal.

Ahh, time honoured traditions... :) Where would we be without them?

Aaaand it's not even January 20th yet...😫😖😣😓

If feels like the world has pulled the pin, and now we're all just waitin'.

NEWS FLASH: tax cuts for the rich and big corporations only help the rich and big corporations.

No worries... Jesus was a wine-drinking, mushroom-munching hippie who was eloquent enough to gain followers, persuade them to take him seriously, and spread his teachings so effectively that the Roman Empire adopted them, shaping the world for over two millennia.

Vermin at it’s best

More preemptive obedience (which can and should be viewed as treason) by the conservatives.

Wow, tRump toadie to the max. The gridlock in parliament is being cause by the CONSERVATIVE PARTY! Anyone voting for this lackey is a fool. www.cp24.com/news/canada/2024/12/01/poilievre-calls-for-asylum-seeker-cap-border-plan-as-us-tariff-threat-looms/

I am really starting to hate reading the news... www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/3246420/trump-fcc-brendan-carr-social-media-free-speech/

Oh NO!! apnews.com/article/kash...

IF YOU VOTED FOR HIM, YOU'RE AS GUILTY AS HE IS, FOR AIDING AND ABETTING HIS CRIMES!

Maga male meltdowns…

Pretty sure their collective reaction would be: 'Don't drag us into your drama, we were busy preaching compassion, not chaos. Though, let’s be real, if they did say something, we’d probably still argue about the font they used.

We can all see that the republicans are constitutional arsonists. Our only hope is they are too stupid to figure out how matches work...