now i hope max changes his number to 69 so valteri can take three and make it *real* american in here

FUCK YOU, WISCONSIN

you’re shitting my dick with calling that a td. fuck this crew in mpls

LFG

jesus christ, gophers

anyone who bitches about daylight savings this time of year (outside of the adjustment the first week or two or a parent) doesn't have to wake up early bc the only reason i am a functional human at work is because it is light out at 7 am

wisconsin still sucks

folks, find you a partner in life as supportive as mine is (this is all in jest, i am actually the dumbest bitch alive today and he is just being nice)

happy voting day to all, but especially the woman ahead of me who brought their child with to explain the process to and who was wearing a patch covered denim jacket. my two favorite patches of hers said, "silence is complicity" and "dead men can't catcall".

i love goldy 💛

let’s go bowling, shall we gophers?

i hope tyler is having a good day

if any of y’all suggest pj to penn state it’s a block

great bar to be kicked out of - go say hi for me!

the time of year before the heat is on and an electric blanket is on the bed is just divine

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i am unwell over this lynx game

a terrible loss for wisconsin is a win for me on our week off

believe it #MNLynx

c’mon lynx!!

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GO LYNX

throw the ball FORWARD

this is gonna be a loooong minnesota game

god i hate wisconsin

AWFUL day to be a lando hater

between the minnesota game and el assico we’re getting almost the full spectrum of football this afternoon. delicious.

if my sausage mix could commit arson, he would. they yearn for mischief.

pssst turn on volleyball

i have now accidentally said “patt matricia” twice so sorry to that man but that’s his new name

tried to talk cfb with my nebraska coworkers in a meeting this morning. only one engaged and he is retiring in two weeks. it’s gonna be a long season.

went to a bar to go see atmosphere play up in duluth 20 years ago and after the show i ran to the bathroom. the bathroom had a shared sink space between the gendered toilets and i ended up washing my hands alongside slug (lead singer) and i was able to snag a photo and have a little chat.

at my first game at the big house i got to see the gophers beat michigan to take home the jug

i think we need to bring back season 4 episode 20 of ER.

this would have been my whole personality 10 years ago

i know everyone has already 'dunked' on her - but in addition to being progressive (which i know is low hanging fruit but i'll take what i can get) she helped to pay for gender affirming care of the woman who turned her into a meme years ago. also let women have whimsy. gracious.

Well this is funny.

i love pizza, i love my state, and most importantly i love trans people 🩷🤍🩵

it's humbling to see the insane way something from my region says something, think 'there is no way i sound like that', say it, and realize i sound just like it

rest in piss, bozo

easily the best part of the all star weekend has been how everyone just gasses everyone else up. well that and the studs stream

if y'all aren't watching the studbudz this weekend you are missing out www.twitch.tv/studbudz

i placed 2nd or 3rd (honestly cannot remember) in a chess tournament as a kid, was the only girl, and it took place at a motel called the thunderbird that looked like this in it's heyday in the 60's

i would do this with my maga relatives but interestingly enough they are all terrible bakers / cooks so 🤷‍♀️