*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Shoutout to WordPerfect For being a pain in my ass in school 20 years ago and continuing to be a pain in my ass today

Twitter specifics aside my final post in the thread is still true for any topic, check your sources and stop letting AI guys feed you info and talk for you I see it way too often where people freak out and just spread info from AI sources or someone who got their info from AI

Breathing hurts

Ctrl+S Alt+F4 "Finished~"

💝NEW YEARS RAFFLE?!🪅 Ending '25 on a high note w/ a raffle for a bust by me! 🔹post a ref & RT to enter (nsfw is fine) 🔸must be following me! 🔹ends 11:59pm New Year's Eve ;) 🔸doesn't have to be a furry! Humans/mechs are ✅ 🔹extra winners added every 500 RTs 😽 🔸I luv u all

✨BSKY SPECIAL RAFFLE ;)✨ Prize - One character flat color ✨ - Follow me - Fave + repost - Comment your character reference here and i will give you a number! - Extra number if you follow me on furaffinity www.furaffinity.net/user/thaismo... Ends on jan 28th!

10k Raffle Time! I'll be picking 3 winners for this Flat color digital pictures. To enter you need to: *Be a follower. *Repost this post. *Leave a comment with a ref. Raffle ends on December 1st! Thanks again 🧡

I literally could not do any more Ran out of ammo and punched a guy to death like a true hero

Please tell me those were all bad pastries and im not like, allergic to cherries now

L5 herniation SUCKS. RAFFLE open to raise awareness of my ongoing medical situation. REPOST to enter! Win - Custom 3D model (without rig*) Read Journal For More Info - www.furaffinity.net/journal/1121...

Raffle winner Meus Artis looks pretty cool in school uniform too! Loved this opportunity to practice #drawing #clothing and cell shading! #art #raffle #oc #furry #digitalart #furryart

Why do all the rechargable batteries I buy keep going missing It's almost as if someone snatches them out of my devices, shoves them in a broken tv remote, thinks theyre dead, and throws them out

TOOT

It took almost 800 hours, but I've finally achieved 6 stars in hunt showdown 🕺

To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making Brütal Legend *FREE* on itch.io: doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night... 🤘 🖤

Can I just skip to the year where I can replace my eye with one that works

Recently came across my 2022 Fulton piece for @ixkouu.bsky.social and decided to update it with a little paintover. 😌

They should make Umamusume but all the characters are buff, sweaty bird men in flamboyant, revealing outfits. But they’re not human gijinkas, they’re just sexy bird men (that are always a little sweaty). And instead of racing on foot, they compete by frotting each other til one cums

*stands up* Brain: gravity is left instead of down now Body: 🙃🧱

I need a better plunger This one is all cracked and sprays water at me

Damn, people really do be like "Meus what did I ever do to you" 60 seconds after telling me im an untalented idiot to my face

dipshit dumbass birds

200 Follower Giveaway! Thanks for following me! I'm celebrating by hosting a giveaway. 🕊️Winner will receive a color portrait of character/animal of their choice 🕊️Must be following! 🕊️ Winner will be drawn on June 30th! #furryart #furryartist #anthro #anthroartist

Give me the cybernetic that lets everyone ramp down to sleep in 30min, sleep 8 hours solidly and wake up natural-feeling like when the alarm's supposed to go off.

*logs in using steam instead of jagex account*

I like how we're at the point where I can't use my bank's app because they have a fullscreen ad for mortgages that has the little tiny X button UNDERNEATH the image, which just gets highlighted every time I try to close it

450 quest points in runescape, all thanks to being a bird

Which Run.cmd shall I double click before I go to sleep tonight...

Some people say "I got that dog in me" I say "I got that gastrointestinal distress in me" Send the pink chalk liquid pls

Seeing this after my team killed 9 players blew my mind I didn't know you could go from a fresh hunter to retiring in a single match of hunt showdown

Man If only people were magically forced to follow through with the commitments they make instead of fucking off to narnia when I check in every few months on something that should've taken them like 2 hours

A macro/micro dating sim, but all the sprites are just the macros paws because you are too small to see the rest of them.

"Physical security" Aka "my monitor is such garbage that I have to rotate the power button with a knife as I press it or it won't turn on"

I wish gmail would stop shoving this in my face every time i click the "To" section when sending an email

Wakes up Gets an exciting email Goes to share it with people Remembers that everyone I told about the same topic previously just ignored my messages or called it pointless Guess I'll go back to sleep

Looks like @meusartis.ca worked up quite an appetite, and a docile, clueless doe looks like the perfect meal. Oh well, I'm sure she'll make fine padding to his belly <3 Telegram Channel (18+): t.me/zav_nsfw My website - zav.gay [ #art #furryart #vore #nsfw ]

What if uploading to e621 was easier? What if you didn't have to sit there thinking of that ultraspecific tag half a dozen people will be very thankful for when they learn it exists? Ignore that second part, but don't ignore *this*

When it comes to barbeque sauce, I use mayonnaise like a drywaller uses spackle.

old Kinktober art I drew of me getting hypno'd and bred by @meusartis.ca 😵‍💫💦 Telegram Channel (18+): https://t.me/zav_nsfw My website - https://zav.gay [ #art #nsfw #furryart #commsopen ]

What if uploading to e621 was easier? What if you didn't have to sit there thinking of that ultraspecific tag half a dozen people will be very thankful for when they learn it exists? Ignore that second part, but don't ignore *this*

*ping pongs wildly between the ends of this scale*

Outside

I like how I say ciao so often that phishing emails I get are in italian pretty often

RAFFLE!! With everything going on, I think we could all use some more positivity, and I also want to take another step closer to taking comms (This raffle is still free!) You MUST be following me and reply to THIS post in order to enter! Reposts aren't necessary but appreciated! Rules in replies:

❤️FREE ART RAFFLE!❤️ Follow + RP to enter! [Post your ref/ tag someone opt] I would like to celebrate the over 10K followers and give art as a present. Don't wanna chance it, get one here😊😊😊😊 The deadline is 6 a.m. on 2/8Japan time! #furryart #furry #art #furryartist #freeart

ART RAFFLE! Ends 2/8/2025 at 5 PM CST! Two winners! One sketch each! One character per sketch! To Enter: 🔔 - Follow my Bluesky 🔁 - Share this Post 💬 - Comment Your Dream Job I'll draw any of my usual content for the winners: Macro, Vore, Hyper, Paws

Damn Slept for like, 15 hours