Hey, you cold-loving people who say you can always put more clothes on (but you can’t take more off when it’s hot) what are you wearing today? A freshly killed tauntaun?

I’m inexplicably pleased to hear @stoppodcasting.bsky.social and @maddiekelly.bsky.social talk about how much they like Eddie Peppitone

Today’s practice will be saying “fine, and you?” in place of “terrible, and I wish you wouldn’t talk to me about it.”

A reminder that if any of my coworkers are reading this, let me know so I can delete my account

I’m in no position to criticize silly childlike hobbies, but if you play quadball (quidditch), please consider hobby horse as a less embarrassing alternative. Hobby horsers rule. youtube.com/shorts/ZUznP...

The longer I stay at my job, the fewer people there are who remember how much worse things were before I was on the job

Depression avoidance challenge: last day of “vacation” (torpedoed by family emergency)

Is it too early for me to complain about Xmas crap?

Everyone remembers that Larry Summers has always been a scumbag right?

This hospital room is a lot like all the others, except it’s 1000 miles from my home and car

The airport is a great place to be reminded how many people don’t seem to have an indoor voice

Should it take longer than 50 years to get used to being cold for more than half the year?

Is anyone concerned that Trump is acting like “if I’m not gonna live forever, no one’s gonna live”?

I told my therapist about it and he basically said “yeah your job is impossible lol”

It is impossible for me to describe my job neutrally without it sounding like I’m bitterly complaining

Realizing I’ve become too old to dress as a cartoon dad is not a great headspace for this Halloween party

I didn’t really need a reminder that a “young republican” is a 40 year old who thinks hitler is cool, but here we are again.

For the 1500th time in a row, I realized too late that I am insufficiently tall to attend concerts that do not have seating

Support state universities!(by paying their outrageous parking fees and/or tickets)

Coming in on my day off to drop in on the party for our beloved departing ceo, still found myself taking fried dough away from the dumpster peacock

Chuck D and Jerry Garcia

The left wing circular firing squad is just a metaphor

I hope everyone enjoys one channel with nothing but Oral Roberts and Hee Haw.

I don’t like Christmas, skiing, or being cold. What’s the best alternative for trying to enjoy the winter?

Let’s stop talking about this right on right crime and let them sort out their own mess

Based on all the performative upset and rage, especially on behalf of the president, I’m calling this one a false flag.

The fact that people are pretending that they believe all life is precious is nauseating

All the animals you like to look at depend on all the animals you don’t

Blessed be.

I wish it would rain, this global environmental catastrophe is impinging on my monetized hobby 🍄🍄‍🟫🍄

Just had the weird feeling of delight at witnessing a new-to-me insect behavior then contort into dread as I realized that I’m the pest control guy and it’s my problem now

One thing I’ve learned from working in pest control: size estimates accurately reflect the degree of fear, not the actual size of the animal in question.

Tide pods have a strong odor that reminds me of my father in decline. Clothes washed with them keep the scent and even bestow it to other clothes when washed together with a different detergent. I’m glad I just reek of sweat these days, maybe my BO will overwhelmed the pod stench.

Kicking myself because I didn’t correct my neighbor spouting nature misinformation (she was not talking to me) as she passed my house. You are almost certainly NOT allergic to goldenrod

Oh, you allow social wasps to live on the ground all the time except for breeding flights? you want ants? that’s how you get ants

Why is it that the only lullaby that know how to sing is about a baby being blown out of a tree?

Me: yellow jacket traps don’t solve the problem. Also me: order 3 more cases of yellow jacket traps, maybe that will shut them up

My biggest challenge at work for the foreseeable future: insects exist. I feel confident that I will have a temporary solution in place by December.

TIL: escalators 1. NOT walking on them is safer and more efficient (I hate this) 2. In 1987 in London, a wood one burned, killing 31 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

I love bugs, but I got my first yellowjacket sting of the year yesterday and went full Anakin Skywalker

My brother’s grave health scare is mostly resolved, so I can get back to feeling sorry for myself for my poison ivy rash

Finally an evil sonofabitch dies and I have to learn about it onTikTok?

So about these well produced but bleak streaming series based on video games…where’s our Katamari Damacy show?

Big fan of the grove of bisexual spruce trees recently installed at work

I gotta curate my feed better; everyone is doom posting so hard—like I get it, fascists are in charge and things look bleak and I don’t know how to end this sentence and

Come with me to my job, to explore the mystery of the room with the door to the outside propped open, no one can explain why there are flies within!

I will be leaving little purple mulberry fingerprints on everything for the next couple days

His favorite time of day is when everyone else gets up and he has the whole bed to himself. Photo by @urbpan.bsky.social

I’m part of the problem

I can’t believe our president walks around wearing a hat with his campaign slogan on it. What an absolute dork.