Should I do it @benvaught.bsky.social #rsd

Wife: I need to spread out my Pokémon more. Me: Have you considered building a 15 min city so you don’t have to walk far to each of them?

Why I don’t even bother with state politics, in one sentence:

Wow, is this what you car people do every day? How do you live like this

Good to know everyone slacks off at work

Ok which one of you is it?

Well by this definition I’m on an island. I have a body of water somewhere north, south, east and west of me.

Back by popular demand I'm gonna make another batch of these. Stay tuned.

Not to out myself as a sword nerd but that grip is horrible

OMG it’s here! To those of you who’ve preordered, DM me for delivery details.

Too much of media attention is focused on AI brain rot but not enough on Boomer brain rot

It's guillotine time

Shades are good, actually.

How's everyone's Monday doing?

So I looked into the source code and CURLed the URI and found the original label used for the response:

Pro tip for aspiring NAZI enablers: you need to find a more plausible Reichstag fire

“There hasn’t been enough human sacrifice at this intersection to please the traffic gods to qualify for improvements” NDOT HUB request closing note, probably

Truly the holiest day of the year. He has ridden #RVV

Happy FloBike Renewal Day for those who celebrate #RVV

Rep @aftynbehn.bsky.social calls for public release of Oracle jobs reports after state gifted $65mm for promised jobs

USAF PJs rn:

Well, I, Joe Lee, is obviously a distant relative of Robert E. Lee, a very low IQ racist traitor.

If only someone did the numbers and told metro council the stadium tax capture zone is woefully inadequate to develop East Bank in a very entertaining way 🤷‍♂️

It's impossible to tell from just the title what happened in that speech

Channeling my inner Kupin today to be just sick enough to not do any work but not quite sick enough to talk about work

I dunno if Starship counts because it has yet to reached orbit. It also has a tenancy to blowup without carrying any payload

What he’s really saying is: ANNA DEARMAN FOR NDOT DIRECTOR

It’s a confusing and complicated world. Let me help simplify it for you.

Happy Library reopening day!

Get ready to order patatas libertad at your local tapas restaurants. Just kidding Trumpers don’t know what tapas is.

your grandparents voting for reagan

Oh. Lack of parking makes housing cheeper? Cool. We should do more of these.

Spotted at a No Kings protest in Durham, North Carolina! Epic creativity!

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

The signs are not even for instagram anymore. They’re just lists of human atrocities

NEW SUPPORTERS ADDED FOR THE NASHVILLE BICYCLE FESTIVAL! thanks to Ride615/Trace Bikes, Fairpointe Planning, & Pinnacle Financial Partners. Also BIG THANKS to David Greaves for the *~RAD~* poster design! 📅Saturday, April 18th 🕙10AM-2PM 📍South Inglewood Community Center

Make Video Games Cut Scenes Great Again

If you live 20 miles from town you live in a suburb. Go pay your HOA bro.

No TVs, no phones, just neighbors enjoying original music here on the right side of the river

So I’m gonna shitpost this into reality: Anna Dearman should be the next NDOT director

SOLD OUT. Should I print another batch?

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/