APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT THE PODCASTER... AND YOU CAN WALK AWAY...

*calling my lawyer to ask about if some stuff is cool now*

Penny likes bag work

cyber-punk is at its best when they can think up insane super technologies, like wiping out memories digitally or having a audio port on your skull, but still you had to *physically move* data. the greatest minds could not comprehend the cloud.

I feel really bad for my fellow professors. They are working in an autocracy, and this is what happens. There is no wide open job market to escape to. They are stuck in this madness.

So! You have no male looking out for ya at home, huh, pal? Well, lucky for you, there's old spice and axe body spray.

I only own 1 jacket bc dressing up sux

It is very funny* that as my career progresses and I gain some limited name recognition in my field, my most-cited work remains the little thought experiment I did about "what if the pentagon finds aliens" *it fuken rules is what it does

Threat briefing in london!

This is the whole ball game, gang.

*stepping out of a time machine in 2007* I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice

As stupid as it is, the late night thing is apparently now the legit, no joke, ballgame. Either the state can issue orders for the control of spoken words or it can't. As dumb as late night talk shows are, as frivolous as it seems to say stand with jimmy kimmel of all people, that's the line

C a t

The only hot sauce allowed in London is tobasco

yeah, they have it roughly backwards. the ideal protester isnt an armed cadre who only uses signal, its a retired teacher and grandmother of three who makes the security services decide whether they’re comfortable batoning her to get by

This. Forcing joy is critical for survival.

Surprise bump to first class!

I am at the memorial panel for Brandon. Nice to hear the impact he made. Gone way too soon.

(this is a problem Warhammer 40K FAMOUSLY had, as one of the iconic pastiches of fascism, until Games Workshop started REALLY going out of their way to make sure the fash knew they were unwelcome, which is why WH40K has a reputation as being Woke™ now.)

Some people have interpreted this to be derogatory towards drummers but it's quite the opposite: 1) drummers are underappreciated as creative and structural drivers of good music, 2) being good at music is a tried and tested path to not being celibate, and 3) drumming is a great place to channel

RAISED BY WOLVES was the shit

I got yer timeline cleanse right here, folks. A whole clutch of teeny tiny snapping turtle behbehs emerged one at a time from their underground nest and crossed the gravel road while I and a couple other humans watched and made sure they were safe from anyone else coming along.

Warhammer is harm reduction

*Taps the sign*

drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless

Every single recreational soccer team in your area is in need of a reliable goalie. Every. Single. One.

the death of rock ‘n’ roll has had a cataclysmic impact upon America’s unathletic, unattractive youth

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN INCEL; WE NEED MORE DRUMMERS!

my kids are still young but this is basically our strategy. even video games are something that we first and foremost play together, as a family, in the living room.

Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there

There are very, VERY few people who are equipped to talk about this shooter correctly given the brainrot written on the shell casing. You have to understand so much of online culture to get it and also understand how that culture is both connected to and separate from real world ideological spaces

You're going to see a lot of "he's a violent antifascist leftist" and "he's a groyper" but the core of Tyler Robinson's motivation is almost certainly that he's an online-poisoned idiot gamer.

Well shit. THE LONG WALK in theaters now. What happens when a violent nation sacrifices its young men for entertainment and a chance at bootstrapping at the cost of our souls?

On this day in 1952, some dudes saw an owl for a while braxtonwv.org/the-flatwood...

Dang! Stressful week. Time to distress after work with my favorite calming centering zen activity: extended sequence Mortal Kombat fatality montages youtu.be/8Bts-nwxEeA?...

No way to solve this vexing problem

Transgender people need our support and solidarity more than ever. We either come together or we all fall. That’s where we are.

“coming across hypergore videos on a regular basis online while trying to look up Minecraft videos” does not appear to have been good for the collective human psyche, no

You matter. Stay. 💙

Meanwhile my spaceballs-looking helmet is sick as hell

tfw you're technically an intermediate guitar player

The new alien earth episode is very good and I really think the eyeball octopus alien is the coolest sci fi monster I've seen in a while

You ain't gotta say shit about shit

How is this dog real

Logging off is an option

there has never been a better time to not tweet