i mean, i tried #humpday

que falta faz uma lojas americanas aqui no Canadá viu...

just had one of those dreams where you peek into another reality and my other self had the cutest bf that got him a puppy 😭

i want a cute jacket but everytime i find something interesting it doesn't have a zipper. i have too many sweaters already!!!

just left one of the best spin classes I've ever tried, ariana x sabrina. on top of that there was a cute guy with a huge bubble butt in front of me and I will never recover from that. 🚲💦

they're opening a huge tulip field in niagara and i have no one to romantically pick flowers with 🥺

do you guys really attend these pump and dump events on sniffies? I can't even imagine the logistics for 70 people to enter and leave someone's home without being a mess

fighting off these monday blues with a little red tint #mcm

anyone wanna go to ny for reputation alaska's version 🤓

a hairy bush would fix me rn

the most effective way to lose weight is living on the third floor and having all your snacks in the kitchen, suddenly i'm not hungry anymore!

deciding if I spend 200$ on therapy, glp1, a tarot reading or a ninja creami 😌🙂‍↕️💅🏻🎀

every day I come closer to drop everything and go live in a farm

Heyyy Yall!! @ryker-storm.bsky.social

we're in april and we still didnt get a good horror movie this year, by this time in previous years we already had at least three A24 hits 🥱

not me walking past a furry convention wearing a cat ear beanie and a jacket with a huge kawaii cat on it

every gay I know is in são paulo to see chappell and sabrina, I'm so sad I'm not there 😭😭😭😭 good things only happen when I'm not home 🥀

just got catcalled on the street, LITERALLY, someone just meowed at me from their car just because I'm wearing a giant cat on my jacket

dear diary 📝, today I bought gap denim pants 👖 for .25 cents 🪙. sometimes capitalism 🌎 makes me happy...✍🏻

i'm chigaco for a few days and it's so nice to be not freezing for once. if anyone has tips of what to do i'm still kinda lost!

I'm so sad valentines day decor is on sale at target and I'm not there to get it 😭 I'm going to Chicago in 2 weeks and by then everything will be gone 🥲

i wanna see my friends hole so bad

are we going through the Madagascar effect again? seems like every other animated film has talking animals in it. Can we get talking body cells again? that was fun...

why is marcelo hernandez doing SO MUCH PRESS? he's not even top3 in snl's current season... its been like 2 weeks of seeing his face everywhere

just heard a tiktok say the word BajaBlast and now I'm craving it, tysm 😡 I can't ever Uber one cuz I wouldn't dare make someone deliver something under 40cm of snow

4 days in a row people cancelled on me 😵‍💫 I don't think I've ever stored so much cum inside my body,I'm going to explode 🤯

the grocery store was selling Christmas themed ice cream for 1$ last week. I went there today looking for it and surprisingly they still had it! But it's now 3$!!! Why are we raising the price of Christmas stuff that's going to expire?!???? 😩🤯😭

they should create a grindr app for emergency cuddles and spooning

the pokemon legos are so well made, i just wish we could move on from kanto already

now you see me 3 was so lame, jesus, what kind of ending was that?

i’m glad i watched bugonia not knowing what it was about. at first i thought it was going to be one kind of movie and by the end i was glad it wasn’t!

my new dishwasher kinda sounds like a sloppy bottom

someone hacked my grindr account to make a fake OF couple profile. why did they even have to hijack MY account to do that? im just sad i lost chats with cuties from all around the world (and albums) 😿😿😿

it’s been a while since i celebrated fat cock friday :) #fcf

it’s been a while since i celebrated fat cock friday :) #fcf

call me cringe/basic but all i wanted was to cuddle in bed and watch taylor's docuseries 😿

idk if it's because i'm in toronto (downtown toronto to be more specific) but why does frozen pizza from the grocery store costs 15$??? i could buy a pack with 2 for for 2€ in lisbon 😭😭😭

has anyone else felt dizzy after someone using poppers next to u?

never in my life i thought i would need volume powder for my hair. wearing a beanie all the time leaves it so flattt 😭

hi @uniqlo ! if i kill myself tonight i want you to know that is your fault for not doing a proper black friday sale! Thank you!

@wow-platinum.bsky.social The Thylacine en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylaci...

why do i keep getting shocked in canada? every time im outside and touch something made of metal i get shocked ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ make it stop 🚫

no black friday deals?? why did i even move to north america? 🥱🥱🥱

just arrived in toronto! (it was 2 days ago but still). coming from europe, i will never not get spooked when a bottle cap simply detaches itself from the bottle.

who's got tips to share for Paris? just got here and don't know what to do for the next week or so

went to this super fancy spinning place and honestly it was so fun, the coach would sometimes talk spiritually while we were all listening to madonna and queen. also, the wc was so so fancy, they had an airwrap 😭 and the ordinary face cream! i wish i could afford to go everyday 😿

i want the prolapse onesieeeee

i'll have like 25 free days in the next 3 weeks, i don't even know what to do with so much free time (that doesn't require spending money)

every time i see someone with the last name Yeagar i get war flashbacks