No surprise that in some fandom-based reddit communities, you get flagged for being aggressive for even typing the phrase "touch grass"

New era of realistic-looking crap AI content is upon us, which seems to mostly be people asking stuff like "what if, uh, I don't know, Pikachu was John Wick or something"?

Riding 15 deep in the coupe

Given the events of today and the last week, seems a bit on the nose that the organization is called Turning Point USA

Guys I’m starting to worry about the width of this gyre

Guy who isn't paying attention but wants to be a part of the conversation: "Free Charlie Kirk!"

They say you aren't allowed to speak ill of Charlie Kirk, lest you suffer some consequences. So people should just change tack and start talking about the republicans that voted to NOT release the Epstein files, and protect all the pedophiles

Unfortunately a large percentage of regular people online today are learning what a "groyper" is

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Posting "A. I. slop" under every photo and video just to get people riled up, arguing over whether everything is real

Tip: You could capitalize on this moment and become a millionaire by selling red "Trump isn't Dead" hats to MAGA people today

Huh, interesting

The proper way to do this is to @ him when you say he is dead. If you tell him he is dead, he can't sue you, because then he would have to prove that he isn't dead.

Just saw my own post come up in "following" and for a second I was like "hey that guy has the same profile pic and just wrote the same thing I wrote

I love when the wait staff at a restaurant drop some dishes and someone shouts "OPA!" It's very helpful, let's me know who is a jackass I should avoid

Don't feed mogwais after midnight, 12:30 in Newfoundland

I think it’s cool that we made a machine that gives entire towns asthma so it can turn your uncle into the dad from Frailty

The most Reddit-ass response to fascism

Mario paint on switch 2 means finally a Nintendo-sanctioned way of making Mario nude

Yeah, I like cool music so what

Meesa rockin out

NEW POPE JUST DROPPED

A mother, seeing her baby for the first time* "Let's call him... Dry Bones" *(she is a skeletal turtle by the way)

Do you think Anne Geddes says that babies are her canvas?

What with tariffs, inflation, globalization, trade agreements, things are so complicated these days. I long for the days when Nintendo controversy was simpler

On the one hand, tariffs tanking the economy will make it more expensive to buy things On the other hand, a return to American manufacturing means lots of jobs for Americans that want to build iPhones

To be fair to Hegseth, yeah he made a mistake, but you have to understand he is incredibly unqualified for his job, and doesn't have a clue what he is doing

Ironic that Gen Z doesn't know who Zorro is

We have to keep tanking Tesla's stock, because Elon is the person most likely to help make RoboCops a thing

Both Batman and Simba the Lion King watched their parents die, so there should be an alternate timeline where Bruce Wayne assumes a "Hakuna Matata" outlook on life

It's been thirteen years to the day since we were introduced to the need to stop Kony, via a viral video called Kony 2012 And now, in 2025, he's back

Logically, in the world of the Flintstones, pornography is made by an animal inside of a video camera making rapid etchings of cave people boning and muttering “it’s a living” to itself

when you say it out loud, Corn Maze is redundant

🎵My MILF tape brings all the boys to the store / that's right, I'm a merchant of porn (×2) / you can rent it but I'll have to charge🎵

Grizzly Man (2005)

If you refer to food as "fuel" please never talk to me

Gonna open up a strip club for video game nerds called Pokemon Go to the Poles

Caramelized onions > an onion with caramel on it

When someone fakes it during sex it should be called "having a sargasm"

Trump sucks a lot, but given how much he loves pop culture, I feel like he is the best chance for the American military to build an Evangelion

They say "living well is the best revenge" but I would actually say the best revenge is murdering your enemy's family in cold blood while they sleep.

"He was-a great-a Wario, the best-a evil brother a guy could ask-a for! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!" - Wa-Eulogy

If you are a dad in a movie, at some point you gotta say to your teenage son: "You okay? You know you can talk to me"

"New prayers, who dis?" - God

When the people at the coffeeshop ask if I want whip cream on it I say "sure" like I don't care, just so I don't appear to be a glutton, even though the whipped cream is the only reason why I ordered it

my parents are always pressuring me to get my life together and start a podcast

Killing Me Softly is actually about suffocating when a kitten sleeps on your face 🎵 Killing me softly with his purrs.... 🎵

Video game podcasts having to remind listeners to not cyberbully them over uncontroversial opinions in every episode happens almost as much as the hosts "bouncing off" a game

I am opening a porno store called Preaching to the Perverted

Sloth is a sin, Garfield. A sin.