UK! Catch me on Live at the Apollo on BBC 2 tonight (Nov 13th)! And London! I’ll be at the Hope Theatre performing my solo play this weekend! Link in bio

I’m a finalist in American Literary Review’s Essay Contest!

My mother never taught me Spanish.

When I tell my American and British friends I’m traveling to Paris

Is this typically British? A clip from my set on Live at the Apollo

I’m American and have been living in London for years, but this is why I’ll never be British! (Or Irish 🫠)

London! Tonight and tomorrow I’m bringing my solo play Wisdomless to the Hope Theatre as part of @camdenfringe.bsky.social 2 nights only!! July 30th and 31st 8:30pm. Tickets www.thehopetheatre.com/wisdomless

Performing my solo play Wisdomless at @thehopetheatre.bsky.social as part of the @camdenfringe.bsky.social this Wednesday and Thursday at 8:30pm! Two nights only!! www.thehopetheatre.com/wisdomless

Wisdomless WIP @mariashehata.bsky.social 30-31 July at @thehopetheatre.bsky.social Modern love. Ancient vows. One inadvertent leap into her parents’ footsteps. camdenfringe.com/events/wisdo...

Watching Ginny and Georgia and one of the characters said “I’ve been from Everest to Mumbai and you’re the only place that feels like home” Which is sweet, but also only about a three hour flight.

That’s a wrap. Thank you all so so much for listening, writing & commenting, supporting our Patreon & coming out to shows. We appreciate it all so much. Be sure to follow @mariashehata.bsky.social & @lizmiele.bsky.social on social media & come see a live show!

If you don’t know this week’s episode is our last & it’s a doozy. @mariashehata.bsky.social goes to the ER and talks to real doctors! Listen now!

Well @mariashehata.bsky.social bought a stick shift car without fully remembering how to drive stick & that’s why we have less right now. @lizmiele.bsky.social words, not hers. New episode out now!

If you wanna write you should write but it’s a lot harder than you. Learn about @mariashehata.bsky.social writer retreat adventures!

Well @mariashehata.bsky.social finally started to learn how to drive in the UK and it’s going as well as we all thought. Full episode up now

What triggers mourning & sadness is so random. Newest episode about loss & grieving is out & new episode tomorrow @mariashehata.bsky.social @lizmiele.bsky.social

I got a hot tea from Starbucks in 2017 that’s cool enough to drink now

Someone please do more research on the open mic experience.

Just watched a true crime documentary that ended with the song Take My Hand by Matt Berry, from his sitcom Toast of London. A sitcom theme song is an interesting way to end a story of a woman murdered by her fiancé. You know, “when it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.”

Me trying to convince myself to go to the gym.

What does infantry mean? I picture toddlers marching.

You can still catch my Live at the Apollo set on iPlayer! www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

I dunno guys…flying is scary now & we can’t handle that. youtu.be/NPYsqBDBAwA?...

Catch me on Live at the Apollo tonight on BBC! (Jan 28th)

Catch me on Live at the Apollo this Tuesday Jan 28th at 9:45!

When I mix comedians with other friend groups.

We’re back after a holiday break & dumber than ever! Learn about fox sex and other things you never needed to know about this week with @lizmiele.bsky.social & @mariashehata.bsky.social

Bye 2924 you were pretty great

My mom used to feed me raw potatoes as she was chopping them. I loved them. I didn’t know they were poisonous… I hope she didn’t know they were poisonous.

New episode is out! We talk Baltimore. We talk crab! And our editor Dani is on point with the graphics this week! Full episode on YouTube or wherever u listen to podcasts

Waiting for my luggage come out of the baggage claim carousel makes me feel like a groom waiting for the bride to walk down the aisle but she’s got a hundred brides maids.

It was too cold in Batavia to walk around so I mostly took selfies. Had such a fun time at the Comedy Vault with @lizmiele.bsky.social !

New episode is out & @lizmiele.bsky.social & @mariashehata.bsky.social are together annoying each other in the same room. Watch & listen to the magic! It’s out now! youtu.be/WYdwJbcZCTM?...

Baltimore is a spooky city. open.substack.com/pub/mariashe...

He had to know he was going to be the hottest person at McDonalds.

Housesitting, my friends two cats meowed at the bedroom door til I let them in, then they sniffed around like two cops with a warrant.

Columbus, Ohio store fronts making me nostalgic.

Being annoying is an art form! And @mariashehata.bsky.social & @lizmiele.bsky.social have mastered it! You watch/listen to this weeks @2nondrs • it’s out! youtu.be/jBvVQ-fbEVQ?...

If I don’t know how to spell something I just spell it however and then add “fuck auto correct.”

The captain before take off said there will be some “light chip on the climb out but after should be able to get a good ride” and I think the captain is Matthew Mcconoughey

If you have to grab me with bloody hands, fine, I guess, but did you have to palm my dress?

I was eating blue corn tortilla chips and my friend Marian, who is Irish, was incredulous. She googled blue corn and said “that’s mad” and shared the link with her friend who said “what do you mean blue corn? As in naturally occurring?” And I think the news is making its way through Ireland rn

I have a weekly podcast called 2 non doctors w the hilarious @mariashehata.bsky.social • New episodes every Tuesday. It’s vaguely health based. youtube.com/@2nondoctors...

I know I’m getting older bc I went out to eat and started eating faster when I saw the DJ setting up.

Al Pacino fathered a baby at 81. I had questions. From our latest episode of 2 Non Doctors. youtu.be/ak80DiAInz4?...

Entering your username and password letter by letter in a tv app is the rotary phone of logins

I pre-eat before group dinners so I can remain civil when people take too long to order or want to wait for late comers, or I f a shared dish remains at the opposite end of the table. Nooo worries.

I always leave social situations thinking I sucked more than I probably did. I have personality dysmorphia

Kate Moss famously said, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” But she grew up in England so that makes sense.