I bought what I thought was a very nice designer label jumper. It was discounted.
Tried it on, took tags off.
My wife arrives home: āyouāre wearing a Halloween jumper. Thatās, err, not like you.ā
Me: āisnāt a Halloween jumperā
Her: āit has cobwebs all over it. Did you not notice the pattern?ā
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4 months ago