This looks like an awesome emergency naked bike ride

Look maybe I’m paranoid but I’m worried they’re setting it up to blame the vax when he drops dead of a heart condition

The biggest #strike of the year starts on Tuesday, featuring 45k #healthcareworkers. This means tens of thousands across Oregon, California, Washington and Hawaii, in particular. Picket lines at 6 KP locations in Portland area, and will lead the labor march on Oct 18th. truthout.org/articles/23-...

Update: it was incredible

Making salmon chowder but instead of onion I have leek and instead of thyme I have rosemary and instead of vegetable broth I have chicken broth and instead of cream I have lactose free whole milk … at least I have salmon?

Hey why the fuck is @oregonian.com using AI to help “write” their weather reports? Come on, it’s faster to write 4 paragraphs than to fix whatever shit GPT comes up with. It’s not saving anyone time and it makes me feel like they don’t actually care if I read it

AAHHHHHAHAHAHSHAJANNANSNSN WE DID IT FUCKERS MARINERS GO ON

I think my friend who’s a Jays fan is just having fun tonight watching both teams use up their entire pitching staff before

I can’t actually watch the Mariner’s game, only the score/live on the MLB app, and somehow that’s MORE stressful

What are your favorite easy recipes? Looking for some inspiration

“Mom, don’t worry about it” buddy I had nary a care in the world until you came into the room and made that announcement

This is beautiful. ARod’s face is the icing on the cake for me

When the Yankees get eliminated

Portland Mayor Wilson says he's interested in taking over the lease of the city's privtely-owned ICE facility -- a suggestion that came from DHS. (And he rejects feds' ask for "free speech zones" where ppl can be penalized for protesting outside of.)

Well this is interesting

I swear I’m drinking from the Mariners cup today

Our migrators are back for the season and I am pleasantly surprised to discover that our dysfunctional house finch polycule is back and fighting over whose turn it is to sit in the birdfeeder

It’s official. I’m drinking from nothing but my Mariner’s aluminum batch cocktail cup for the foreseeable future

You should all be thankful I don’t “well actually” as much as I want to on this site

Strength training, especially if your hyper mobile, can feel better than stretching

They should introduce a state of existence that’s somewhere between half asleep and tachycardic

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

KATU interviewed the guy in the frog costume at Portland ICE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlDR...

This is so cool! I hope it works out

I’m sorry what the hell is this?

Portland never stops being Portland.

I would like a word or 10 with whoever decided that strollers should be damn near impossible to take apart, wash the fabric, and put it all back together again

If ICE is trying to create imagery to support the request for the National Guard, they’re getting the opposite effect

So he’s missing again and now this, I mean…

Heads up, it was super easy to get a pediatric COVID shot through Kaiser

ICE is buying a location tracking tool that harvests data from hundreds of millions of phones a day. Protect your location data by updating a few settings on your phone 🧵 (1/4): www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-...

I buy the cheap Costco butter because I know if I buy the good Costco butter I’ll have a hard time switching back if money gets tight. I miss Payless shoes; their heels held up longer than any other shoe My eczema means I buy decent soaps, shampoo/conditioner, and lotions

Can you imagine the kinds of shitpoasts coming out of this dude. The absolutely unhinged man who claimed to throw shit at the devil

It’s the sort of day where it’s like, I guess if I can’t see what you’re doing and there’s nothing sharper than a butter knife involved I’m going to let whatever’s happening happen since you’re actually in playing independently for once

Incredible

I’m noticing there are two types of preschoolers: the ones whose parents showed them the Nightmare Before Christmas in early toddlerhood and they now love it, and the ones who hear about it from those peers and are curious but would be scared shitless to actually watch it

"Help reshelve the books with pics of naked women in them that middle school boys have left strewn around Powell’s."

Sam Altman looks like 200 years ago he would have been in a clerical collar complementing his cousins’ boiled potatoes at the most awkward family reunion/wife tryouts of the year

I'm for redirecting the National Guard to build affordable housing and provide free medical clinics in the Portland area. Let's put them to work doing something productive and beneficial with their time.

I’d never made chicken soup with thighs before tonight but now I’m never going back to breasts

I want to question how Mayor Humdinger got elected but then I look at real life and… yeah, I guess it makes sense

Ohhhh so the Woodburn/Salem/Albany/Eugene/Medford Nazis have already jumped at the chance to fuck up the city they’re afraid of, huh?

I need snack ideas so I can figure out what it is I actually want to eat

This is probably A Take but I don’t think it’s great when maternity clothes models look like skinny versions of not-pregnant me. Like I get that everyone has a different body type, but when you’re trying to sell maternity clothes and the model just looks like she has organs…

For sure! Gotta make sure the families getting gassed in their apartments next to the ICE building (which, btw, PPB is getting annoyed about) have access to healthcare for all the chemical exposures! Not like there’s anything that could be done to stop ICE from doing it!

If you can’t get the Hulu cancel button to work, you can hover over the button, get the url, and go to that page directly. Just FYI

Ah yes, bravely defending us from… *checks notes* octogenarians with American flags and No Kings signs on the Sellwood Bridge. I bet they even went and had beers after

The kind of morning where I’m begging the toddler to please let me turn the TV back on because I need a long enough break between accidents/incidents to put on clothes

We were lucky to live in an area where the local bev distributor was like a local Carnegie

This is just absolutely nuts. Most people don’t know their drug manufacturers! How the hell am I going to figure out if the dog’s no-generic-available pain pill is about to shoot up to $170/month?????