Valerie Smith
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Police got crucial details wrong when briefing press on a crash that killed 4 pedestrians, taking heat off cops. Public opinion still hasn't fully caught up to the reality: For speeding, Florida Highway Patrol chased a vehicle directly into the heart of a nightlife district... on a Friday night.
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FHP didn’t stop chasing vehicle until seconds before fatal Ybor City crash, video shows
Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) pursued a vehicle down Ybor City’s E 7th Avenue, known for its weekend nightlife, around 12:30 a.m. early Saturday morning. The vehicle, which had allegedly been used for ...
https://www.cltampa.com/news/ybor-city-video-shows-florida-highway-patrol-didnt-stop-chasing-car-until-second-before-fatal-crash/
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A St. Petersburg business owner has been pushing police enforcement on homeless people who have populated the park next to her new business for decades. She says it’s to try to help them, but her lawsuit says otherwise. My latest for Creative Loafing Tampa Bay
www.cltampa.com/news/souther...
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SPLC jumps into lawsuit over homeless people in St. Pete’s Williams Park
Progressive People’s Action, with help from the nonprofit civil rights organization, filed a motion to intervene in a restaurant owner’s attempt to compel the city to enforce a statute banning overnig...
https://www.cltampa.com/news/southern-poverty-law-center-homeless-lawsuit-st-pete-shiso-crispy-20692447
4 months ago
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Not on here so much. Here’s my latest for those interested
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The Home Depot ICE raid in St. Pete didn’t happen. Why does everyone think it did?
Activists say that there's a better way to share information about immigration enforcement activity.
https://www.cltampa.com/news/the-home-depot-ice-raid-in-st-pete-didnt-happen-why-does-everyone-think-it-did-20317702
6 months ago
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Coins are the most primitive form of couples sex dice (heads is head, tails is tail)
about 1 year ago
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New handle
about 1 year ago
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Devastated to learn that when someone comments “LGTM” on my pull request it means “looks good to me” and not, as I had assumed, “let’s get this money”
almost 2 years ago
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I keep forgetting I can’t get pregnant, which makes morning sickness harrowing
almost 2 years ago
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Phone calls go in the right earbud podcasts go in the left earbud music goes stereo
almost 2 years ago
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Are fusion power plants gonna solve the helium shortage
almost 2 years ago
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I’m not “fat” I’m portly
about 2 years ago
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I may be a trans woman but any man who is attracted to me is still gay
about 2 years ago
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They really got it in one when they named milk. That shit is definitely called milk
about 2 years ago
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Cured ham? You damn near killed ham!
about 2 years ago
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Do you guys think you could map crime rates to the release and subsequent banning of the original formula 4loko like like they do with leaded gasoline
about 2 years ago
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Cody’sLab owns this ass
about 2 years ago
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Just looked at a picture of paramore and thought it was mythbusters
about 2 years ago
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//location home of Joe Biden
about 2 years ago
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//location Carlisle, Pennsylvania
about 2 years ago
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It’s so cute that our galaxy is called the Milky Way
over 2 years ago
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A large boulder the size of a small boulder
over 2 years ago
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It’s crazy how Kluges is reinventing posting in a new medium
over 2 years ago
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nancy
over 2 years ago
have you seen the clown that hides from gay people
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Was reading an article from 1999 about a transsexual who was active at local city council meetings and of course she had T4T beef
over 2 years ago
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lex
over 2 years ago
gendermancy
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I skip past the in-video ads of any YouTubers I don’t respect
over 2 years ago
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Will never forget when I took this picture in high school. The lighting in my friend’s room was exactly at the tone that just made his skin look completely grayscale. There is no filter on this image
over 2 years ago
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Ciel 🌧✨️ working on raffle prizes!!
over 2 years ago
Good morning, Wednesday morning,
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Ladies and gentlemen… I hardly know er!
over 2 years ago
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Ciel 🌧✨️ working on raffle prizes!!
over 2 years ago
If the Imperial System has a million fans, then Val is one of them. If the Imperial System has one fan, then Val is THAT ONE. If the Imperial System has no fans, that means Val's dead. Win or lose. 10 inches or 12 inches. Good scale or bad scale. Val will always love and support the Imperial System!
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The hate on the imperial system is unwarranted. 12 is a superior number to 10
over 2 years ago
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These sour patch kids are nowhere near stale enough for me
over 2 years ago
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Honestly have never understood looking at a menu before going to a restaurant for any reason other than getting the vibes. Like how am I supposed to pick out what I eat before I get to the place where I’m hungry at???
over 2 years ago
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derek (evil)
over 2 years ago
a 4-balled transfem hydra seeking out Hercules after the last greek hero botched the orchiectomy
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It’s mutual monday
over 2 years ago
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Ben Hughes
over 2 years ago
Eeyore, The Simpsons female characters and Toro The Bull are happy with me.
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“Breakfast sandwich” is such a beautiful and evocative combination of words
over 2 years ago
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Ben Hughes
over 2 years ago
Eeyore, The Simpsons female characters and Toro The Bull stared angrily at Elon Musk.
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New handle
over 2 years ago
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Retweet
over 2 years ago
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It’s mutual monday
over 2 years ago
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Is it pronounce Blue Sky or Blooskie
over 2 years ago
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Living in an apartment with 13ft ceilings and for the first time in my life I as a 6’2” woman am too short for a task
over 2 years ago
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First tweet!!
over 2 years ago
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