Police got crucial details wrong when briefing press on a crash that killed 4 pedestrians, taking heat off cops. Public opinion still hasn't fully caught up to the reality: For speeding, Florida Highway Patrol chased a vehicle directly into the heart of a nightlife district... on a Friday night.

A St. Petersburg business owner has been pushing police enforcement on homeless people who have populated the park next to her new business for decades. She says it’s to try to help them, but her lawsuit says otherwise. My latest for Creative Loafing Tampa Bay www.cltampa.com/news/souther...

Not on here so much. Here’s my latest for those interested www.cltampa.com/news/the-hom...

Coins are the most primitive form of couples sex dice (heads is head, tails is tail)

New handle

Devastated to learn that when someone comments “LGTM” on my pull request it means “looks good to me” and not, as I had assumed, “let’s get this money”

I keep forgetting I can’t get pregnant, which makes morning sickness harrowing

Phone calls go in the right earbud podcasts go in the left earbud music goes stereo

Are fusion power plants gonna solve the helium shortage

I’m not “fat” I’m portly

I may be a trans woman but any man who is attracted to me is still gay

They really got it in one when they named milk. That shit is definitely called milk

Cured ham? You damn near killed ham!

Do you guys think you could map crime rates to the release and subsequent banning of the original formula 4loko like like they do with leaded gasoline

Cody’sLab owns this ass

Just looked at a picture of paramore and thought it was mythbusters

//location home of Joe Biden

//location Carlisle, Pennsylvania

It’s so cute that our galaxy is called the Milky Way

A large boulder the size of a small boulder

It’s crazy how Kluges is reinventing posting in a new medium

have you seen the clown that hides from gay people

Was reading an article from 1999 about a transsexual who was active at local city council meetings and of course she had T4T beef

gendermancy

I skip past the in-video ads of any YouTubers I don’t respect

Will never forget when I took this picture in high school. The lighting in my friend’s room was exactly at the tone that just made his skin look completely grayscale. There is no filter on this image

Good morning, Wednesday morning,

Ladies and gentlemen… I hardly know er!

If the Imperial System has a million fans, then Val is one of them. If the Imperial System has one fan, then Val is THAT ONE. If the Imperial System has no fans, that means Val's dead. Win or lose. 10 inches or 12 inches. Good scale or bad scale. Val will always love and support the Imperial System!

The hate on the imperial system is unwarranted. 12 is a superior number to 10

These sour patch kids are nowhere near stale enough for me

Honestly have never understood looking at a menu before going to a restaurant for any reason other than getting the vibes. Like how am I supposed to pick out what I eat before I get to the place where I’m hungry at???

a 4-balled transfem hydra seeking out Hercules after the last greek hero botched the orchiectomy

It’s mutual monday

Eeyore, The Simpsons female characters and Toro The Bull are happy with me.

“Breakfast sandwich” is such a beautiful and evocative combination of words

Eeyore, The Simpsons female characters and Toro The Bull stared angrily at Elon Musk.

New handle

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It’s mutual monday

Is it pronounce Blue Sky or Blooskie

Living in an apartment with 13ft ceilings and for the first time in my life I as a 6’2” woman am too short for a task

First tweet!!