usually the saying is 'when it rains it pours' but i have been hit with near daily flash floods for the last like 6 weeks and i have no life preserver there's no ladder i have no snorkel i'm just drowning and drowning and drowning and i cannot catch a fucking BREAK?

#iwtvspoilers #iwtv #InterviewWithTheVampire Assad Zaman and Eric Bogosian on the set of #TheVampireLestat after wrapping filming! 📸: armandsfangs on Tumblr

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

I know it’s devils minion day everywhere but may I offer some Louis too 🤭🤍✨ #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #louisdepointedulac #ldpdl #jacobanderson #tvc #annerice

on top of the Everything Else falling apart in my life rn i got into a fender bender after work (my fault) and while they Also didn't want the police involved whatsoever they did ask me to pay for repairs out of pocket (FAIR!!!) so now i'm out another $600 (potentially more, idk the actual cost yet)

“credit to whoever made it 🥺” while reposting art is crazy bc we live in a time where you can reverse search images or ask friends privately if they know/can help you find the artist but you’re throwing in the towel to get likes on something that you didn’t really need to repost in the first place

i literally can't hear the lyric 'now what i'm gonna say may sound indelicate' and react normally anymore . iykyk

ok new layout time for real . i HATEEE HATE HATE how twt looks/works on android so i wanna lurk more Here so maybe if i love what my account looks like i'll have more incentive to actually surface more than once a week for a burst of nothingburger posts fhsjfvj

NVM!!! i figured it out thank you reddit

oh my god i just realized i don't have live pics anymore what the fuck what the fuck what the f

hanging out w roommate's friends/family for her bday yesterday was SO fun but also reminded me just how awful my social skills are these day bc i didn't know how to carry on banter or respond to basic conversation topics bc i don't TALKK I DON'T HAVE IRL PEOPLE I DON'T DO WELL WITHOUT A SCRIPT 😭

texted my roommate to see if she wanted to do celebratory shots and she came to my door playing no one mourns the wicked LMAOO

this phone is making me itchy WHY CAN'T I SWIPE TO DO THINGS. the space bar only going sideways to edit text is claustrophobic wym i can't go up or down. i have to touch such a specific part of my screen to go back a page. i can't pull an image down to close it i have to tap the x. ANNOYING!!!!

jesus christ i already miss my iphone so much this is atrocious

figured out my creamer went bad After i started making my gay little iced coffee . nightmare scenario

twt on android is AWFUL i think this might finally get me to limit my time there fhsnfvj that fyp is a toxic wasteland but i can't look away

is ao3 down AGAIN 😭

new phone is officially functional let's GOOO

"Stay tuned for more details" -- Epstein survivor announces that survivors are creating their own list of Epstein-related abusers

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OH GASP I FORGOT ABT THE NEW FINCH SEASONAL EVENT!!!!!!!!

time to bring back this banger 🙂‍↔️

i keep checking my kitchen as if groceries will have magically manifested but no my shelves are still barren aside from pasta/rice and various condiments

this mini trend on twt made me giggle a lot so i put way too much time/effort into making my own 🙂‍↕️ i hate my job* so i put the vampire armand there have fun scooping ice cream and relaying flavor facts freak

oh my god i just got home from work did it Happen while i was phoneless has there been any sort of confirmation yet

can i have just one thing work out rn . just one . literally anything . i need Something to cling to bc i’m not even hanging by a thread anymore i’m in full blown free fall and i fear the ground is rapidly approaching

hmmm since my mom shut off my phone And removed my account manager permissions i don’t think i have any real claim to my phone number anymore??? idk how i’m supposed to navigate all this what the actual Fuck mother

my phone being basically a brick when i’m not at home/connected to wifi is a nightmare actually!

had the tiniest sliver of hope for a split second that things might work out but today my relationship w my mom blew up so hard that she cut off my phone service and told me i’m on my own from now on so that’s fun

After mass nationwide boycotts against Target for choosing to end their DEI (diversity equity inclusion) program, they have lost over $12B in sales and the CEO has also officially resigned as a result. Love it, power of the people. 💙👊

everybody pack it up, this is the best thing i've seen on the internet in ever #iwtv

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NOOOOO 😔

#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv “Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape" has won Best Drama Episode at the 2025 Gold Derby TV Awards! 🔗: www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/2025...

i’m so irrationally angry over imessage automatically adding effects to words like WOW or BIG in all caps with no!!! way!!! to turn it it off!!!!! even if i tap the normal one it defects back immediately, adding punctuation doesn’t do shit, trying to type a separate word and then deleting the rest -

OH my fucking god almost ever! single! time! i try to sort comments by most liked instead of most relevant the entireee post disappears and even if i go back to the tl and reopen the tweet (SEVERAL TIMES) it just straight up vanishes???

there’s an ad on hulu for some christian nonsense but the song is SO CATCHY and it pisses me off sm

ok the public defender discourse happening on twt rn feels like a very very obvious psyop to me considering the Everything Else happening rn and it’s killing me that nobody else seems to see it?????

i know we all knew it was coming but jesus christ

first of all this is the exact same paragraph twice (bar slight rewording at the v end) second + significantly more important: GIRL (redbubble) HUH?????? this is fucked up right??? am i crazy???? they’re gonna take 50 (FIFTY?)% of your extra profit??? when the DEFAULT price is already 20%??? HUH??

still thinking about pumpkin cat btw

build a bear how could you do this to me . PUMPKIN CAT? 😭

i have these sunglasses irl aw 🥰🌼🖌️✨

was really into this person’s reactions on youtube and she Just watched the steven universe movie and i wanted the whole thing so i paid $3 but couldn’t make it more than 1/3 thru bc she HATEDD spinel and it was genuinely hurting my feelings/making me Angry so i had to stop watching <3

constantly thinking abt how my mom lives 20 min away from my apt and despite me frequently asking her out (less lately), i haven’t seen her in well over a year <3 thanks ma! feels so great

bro??

WHY do i keep self sabotaging in such massive ways. literally what’s wrong with me.