There’s no other way to say it… THE BONE TEMPLE is metal as hell 💀🔥🤘🏻

When people talk about the best pilots of all time, they don’t mention VERONICA MARS enough.

If I was in an Italian horror film, I would simply stay away from everyone who owned either black leather gloves or a straight razor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every time I watch a new Rian Johnson movie there’s a moment where I’m like “Fuck this is some of the best dialogue I’ve ever heard.” Every single time.

Let’s go team!! 🔥 ONE OF THEM DAYS got nominated for Best Ensemble Cast by the NAACP Image Awards! So proud to have been a part of this film and it’s so heartening to see all the love it’s gotten. ❤️

For all the talk of how nobody films anything in L.A. anymore, I’ll just point out… Best TV Series, Comedy: Shot in L.A. Best TV Series, Drama: Shot in L.A. Best Motion Picture, Comedy: Shot in California Just sayin. Film in L.A.

It is with great regret that I share that Kevin O’Leary is very good in MARTY SUPREME. 😂

First self tape of 2026. Let’s get to it.

Really happy I saw SECRET AGENT in the theater. I honestly struggled with the storytelling style a little bit, but the characters & setting were beautifully drawn. The technical aspects were gorgeous, particularly the cinematography and editing. Definitely check it out.

Annexing Greenland is some real “Part 1 of a James Bond Villain’s Evil Master Plan” type shit.

It feels like it will be another 10 years before the Stranger Things press tour will be over. These poor kids 😂

I was able to keep it together for the STRANGER THINGS finale… until Prince started playing. 😭

It’s nowhere near the worst of his sins, but never forget when Chevy Chase almost made John Carpenter quit the business entirely.

Explaining what a “regime change war” is to my cats and even they think it sounds bad.

Legit question: is the PARKS & REC writing staff getting residuals for these “Treat Yo Self” Domino’s commercials?

I think about this scene from THE BIG CHILL a lot when I’m blocking “old friends” on social media. We’re not old friends, we’re just people who knew each other a long time ago for a short period.

I binged the entirety of Season 1 of THE PITT in 4 days. I’m not optimistic about my ability to endure a week between episodes for Season 2… 😅

Wait is THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE a musical? Amanda Seyfried slipped and called it that in some interview but it might’ve also been a mistake. Still, with studios being so hesitant to market musicals AS MUSICALS I wouldn’t be surprised if they were Trojan Horse-ing it…

You really have to appreciate how the horny hockey show is very much only about 2 things: 1. Hockey 2. Being horny

I’m obvs happy about the jobs I booked & shot this year, but let me take a moment for the auditions I DIDN’T get but were still an absolute blast to work on and tape. I’m very lucky to call myself an actor and work at this level. Each opportunity is a chance to grow & have fun. 2026 here we come ❤️

I think people are forgetting about the real winner of 2025: The color orange 🍊

MARTY SUPREME already had me in the palm of its hand, and then “I Have the Touch” by Peter Gabriel came on. 🤯

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is a Christmas movie. 🎅🏻

Frank Darabont directing STRANGER THINGS episodes and DREAM WARRIORS showing up on a television. I just about levitated off my couch.

Merry Christmas from Slow Horses

Reminder for everyone about to show their kids GREMLINS for the first time. This Phoebe Cates monologue might ruin Santa Claus for them for the rest of their lives 😂🎅💀

Watching basketball and, no exaggeration, every single commercial is either for an A.I. company or a sports betting app. This economy is so great you guys. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sound the alarm 🚨🚨

Me introducing friends to Call of Cthulhu

Devastated to hear about James Ransone. Such a brave and gifted performer who inspired so much loyalty from his collaborators. Sending love to all his friends and family, what a loss. 💔

Did Josh O’Connor pull a Multiplicity and clone himself? Because that dude seems to be in Every. Single. Movie coming out in the next year.

The VOD of this week’s episode is LIVE! As the party treks north towards Aetos Peak, they encounter all manner of strange and some oddly familiar creatures! 🤯 youtu.be/gjN2Jcu8zIk?...

It feels weird to compliment a show’s patient pace in the year 2025, but I’m fully into the immersive feeling of PLURIBUS.

“He was teaching me the sunset flip powerbomb.” #Pluribus

TONIGHT! We continue our journey with STORMBORN: HOMECOMING as @cantripcandles.bsky.social joins the party! 🤯 As the adventurers trek towards Aetos Peak, they encounter a strange land filled with many new and some oddly familiar creatures… 6pm PT! Don’t miss it! twitch.tv/thedungeonrun

Upon my recent rewatch, HAIL, CAESAR! went from “underrated” to “maybe one of the 10 best movies of the century so far?” Just pure joy in film form, it should’ve been nominated for every Oscar and won many.

Wait I have an idea. We leave a trail of different “Peace Prizes” like breadcrumbs that lead him onto a rocket and then we fire him into space.

Sure you might’ve heard of the Taco Bell/Pizza Hut combo, but how about Yogurtland/First Citizen’s Bank?🍦🏦

It’s so weird to watch Cronenberg’s DEAD RINGERS and remember Genevieve Bujold was the original pick for Capt Janeway on VOYAGER.🤯

Do I finally break my unintentional AVATAR boycott? I’ve somehow gone this long without ever seeing any of them…

ONE OF THEM DAYS is nominated for four Independent Spirit Awards!! So well deserved, so honored to be a part of it. ❤️ variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Today’s NYT Connections can fuck right the hell off

As a sufferer of seasonal allergies, I’d just like to thank STRANGER THINGS for making nosebleeds look so freaking cool.

I was so impressed with PARANORMAL ACTIVITY at the Ahmanson! The staging & execution of the scares was so inventive along with great work from the actors. The audience was freaking out at each & every new thrill and I might have audibly shouted “what the FUCK” at one point in the first act 😱

The Stranger Things Season 5 transpo department sounds like a pretty badass collection of dudes 😂

I once had a callback for a commercial directed by Brett Ratner. That man was an absolute tool.

This so stupid and so gross

Somebody check that Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t in disguise as one of those turkeys.