Today’s NYT Connections can fuck right the hell off

As a sufferer of seasonal allergies, I’d just like to thank STRANGER THINGS for making nosebleeds look so freaking cool.

I was so impressed with PARANORMAL ACTIVITY at the Ahmanson! The staging & execution of the scares was so inventive along with great work from the actors. The audience was freaking out at each & every new thrill and I might have audibly shouted “what the FUCK” at one point in the first act 😱

The Stranger Things Season 5 transpo department sounds like a pretty badass collection of dudes 😂

I once had a callback for a commercial directed by Brett Ratner. That man was an absolute tool.

This so stupid and so gross

Somebody check that Ghislaine Maxwell isn’t in disguise as one of those turkeys.

I’ve had a hell of a birthday week 😂

Today is my birthday! And to celebrate, here’s almost 3 minutes of me being silly 🎉 (I dunno, self promotion is awkward.)

“Throw one at me if you want hash head. I got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.” Fine I’ll watch BRICK again…

What will the world's greatest (?) villains do when their fearful leader is mysteriously dispatched?! 💀 You cannot possibly prepare yourself for the chaos of OOPS ALL VILLAINS! Our live show from SDCC 2025! Available now on VOD and podcasts! youtu.be/qYVJE9uK97g?si

What if the Borg just reaaaaally really wanted to be your best friends? #Pluribus

2025 is going to turn all of us into Oath of Vengeance Paladins

Betty is our most skittish cat, she doesn’t let me get good photos of her very often. But every now and then she delivers 😍

Seems like a weird move to do a sequel to the family medical drama LORENZO’S OIL 33 years after the first one, but sure, knock yourself out I guess. 😂

6 7 is this generation’s Macarena.

I mean… I wouldn’t say NOBODY saw it. 😂 But anyway thanks for the mention! @mikeflanaganfilm.com comicbook.com/movies/list/...

There is no scarier time in a relationship than realizing one of you likes Billy Joel and one of you doesn’t.

I won’t spoil anything for now, but yeah… watch PLUR1BUS.

I kind of want to write an essay on the similarities in themes between ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and the series finale of ANGEL… that’s a totally normal thing for someone to do right?

Watching INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS. I have no idea how Oscar Isaac & Justin Timberlake were able to keep a straight face next to Adam Driver during “Please Mr. Kennedy.” 😂

Cole Escola writing a Miss Piggy movie is a cinematic equation that is so perfect how did we not think of this before? 🤩

In other news, I finally saw ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, on Election Day no less, which felt appropriate. 5 stars, what a picture.

Looks like MINX has landed on Netflix! I loved working on this show. I apologize for my character’s behavior and his fashion sense. 😂

Teach your children the importance of civic responsibility ❤️ And CA vote YES on 50!

Anyone else a little freaked out by how much Ashley Padilla on SNL looks like a young Laura Linney?

Here’s the good news: no matter who wins the World Series, California or Canada, it’ll be a spit in the face of Tr*mp 👍🏻

I mean, I get it. Dave Foley once told me I was funny and I about levitated out of my shoes. 😍

I was rewatching HALLOWEEN 4 and it got me thinking about “Original Sequel Timeline” Michael Myers. First he was obsessed with killing his sister. Then it was his niece. What was next? Was he gonna get on 23 & Me and start hunting down second cousins? What’s the endgame here Mike? 🔪🎃

It’s officially the one year anniversary of The Witch Wolf! And to celebrate, we’ve begun mirroring the series on Webtoon! All 12 updates are up and ready for you to enjoy! Read, like, subscribe, and share! Blessed Samhain and Happy Halloween! #TheWitchWolf www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/th...

I love gay halloween what do you mean you’re the ads from the Dudley Moore movie Crazy People?

I love gay Halloween what do you mean you’re going as the old woman on the ceiling from Exorcist III?

Am I excited for DOWN CEMETARY ROAD? Am I excited for a SLOW HORSES offshoot starring Emma Thompson as a grizzled, no bullshit private investigator? OBVIOUSLY.

Heat advisory warnings on the west side of LA are like “Be careful! It could reach EIGHTY DEGREES outside today!” 🌡️

The world will change, because it has to change.

TONIGHT! The Stormborn come home with an all new chapter! Can Cristobal deal with all the massive changes around him and his friends? We’ll see you at 6pm PT! Twitch.tv/thedungeonrun

⚡️THE STORMBORN RETURN!⚡️ Tomorrow night! Our epic Stormborn campaign begins a new chapter! Join us Wednesday at 6pm PT on Twitch for an emotional reunion as the cast sits down for the first time in over a year and dives back into their incredible story!🤯 twitch.tv/thedungeonrun

“No Rules, Just Right?” Hey Outback Steakhouse? Kinda feels like rules were put in place for eating establishments for a reason? Could we maybe have SOME rules please?

It took me 12 hours and I was down to my last chance, but I GOT YOU today, NYT Connections, you twisted sons of bitches. 😂

The VOD of this week's new spooky episode of FORBIDDEN is live on YT and podcasts! With so many questions swirling around them, the team starts to feel like madness is creeping in. But will their bold decisions pay off... or come back to haunt them? 💀 youtu.be/C3xz5zxfHEg?si

I love how in the 70s and 80s Peter Benchley sold millions of books by just being like “Hey, have you guys heard about the ocean? What if I told you there are THINGS in there?!”

Hell yeah @philnobilejr.bsky.social 🖤

Watching GHOSTBUSTERS. I’ve never noticed in the notorious “ghost blowjob” scene that for some reason Ray is dressed as a pirate or something? He’s wearing a doublet with fancy epaulets and there’s a sword leaning against the bed. How extensive WAS this scene originally??

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison. Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

Jared Leto *is* AI: a tacky thing corporations keep forcing on consumers by putting him in everything even though he’s unprofitable and nobody likes it

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Tfw you see that Allison Williams is playing the mom of a 19 year old in a new movie…

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.