This could have been written about me 😂 😅 youtu.be/KllnaNOxe0I?...

Same. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pUAVt3/

Stalling. Late start to the work day. Which I guess is good? Because today is gonna be intense 😂 Send coffee and good juju. ☕️ 🔥💨💧🪨

Children, since those mean politicians canceled drag queen story hour, we have a special guest to read to you today. #satan

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Vibing hard 😂

Loopy and delulu yall! I be workin’ too much!! Send help!

It’s snowing. Have a long day ahead. Is this real life? I want all the coffee!

I love pro wrestling so much y’all 😭

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

Your boy is exhausted! Ain’t even done with the work day yet. It’s a short week for me, which is great - but got damn. I want to only do things while I’m horizontal! 😅 🥱

I feel attacked 😂 😅 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8g3Qmne/

Sleepy Baby-Thunder-God had a successful day at doggy day care! Turns out he was not the problem, the first facility I tried to get him into was. ULD had no issues with him! Said he was great and very handsome. Very happy for my ZuZu.

About a month ago, I bought a bread machine… It was on sale… And finally using it making a Garlic French bread-loaf-thing.

I found this on my camera roll, don’t remember it. But I like it 😅

I have no idea where my head is at today! 🙀

This cutie didn’t pass his doggy day care evaluation. They said he has so much energy, and would ramp up the other dogs. Recommending more socialization before he can do daycare. He’s 8 months… But isn’t the whole point of dog daycare socialization? Make it make sense. Maybe I’m missing something.

Climb into fire.

First commander game that’s not virtual! 😅

First mtg draft in 20 years!

I don’t know how many times I have restrung this one. Amethyst was one of my first malas.

Same. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gfsM2M/

Neurotic dog dad mode activated! I just scheduled a doggy day care interview for Zeus on Monday… I’m totally nervous about it! It’s from noon-2:30 😱 I’m worried he’ll think I’m abandoning him 😅 I think I’m the one with separation anxiety!

Set up the hammock and ZuZu seems to be okay with it.

Me. 🤣 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gSJd1x/

Finished another set today!

Ya boy is getting some new jewelry 😅

It’s the weekend! Showered and ready for the couch? I’m unsure if I wanna go out and human or not 😅

“Is this real life?”

I don't know what Pups is going through, but I can relate to the core...

He’s sleepin’, I’m beadin’.

Nick Offerman is playing a retired pro wrestling dilf on a new Apple TV show and I only just found out about this?! Margo's got money troubles, apparently. In two weeks.

“So come rain on my parade, 'cause I wanna feel it. Come shove me over the edge, 'cause my head is in overdrive. I'm sorry, but it's too late, and it's not worth saving. So come rain on my parade.” #iykyk

#mood “I will do what I must.”

Back to work after a couple well needed days off. Feeling alright, definitely need more caffeine though 😅

Slowly getting back to it. Garnet, my favorite stone.

It’s the little things. Tattoo consultation and now treats! 😇

Sleepy Bebe Thunder God.

Sweaty.

Had a gap between clients and was able to finish this blood stone kit. I’m sitting on several sets I need to get to 😅

Obsessed with this bring me the horizon cover 🔥 open.spotify.com/track/6uG3lO... “I think we’re doomed. I think we’re doomed, and now there’s no way back.”

Happy place.

Several glasses of rosé in after celebrating the birthday of one of my favorite people!

Yeah, he’s definitely my dog. Likes big Sticks 🤣

I try not to post stuff like this because the motive behind it is never clear. But after a conversation I had today, I felt super seen! 😅 “You are vilified because you see people for who they really are, not who they pretend to be.” Ps. I don't mind being the villain. 😉

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