I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Bailey Smith dressed as Brad Pitt dressed as Legends Of The Fall on Mad Monday whilst pretending to be in Brokeback Mountain and subsequently being enveloped in a largely baseless homophobia scandal

Did 6 minutes of standup on the Nicole and Keith divorce last night and am starting to think not everyone is as invested as me.

This is god’s work

The English language peaked when we started calling people with ample brow fiveheads

Kim Richard’s Pit Bull Era

This Series of Survivor is truly just a collection of drop dead gorgeous sociopaths

You know what really fell off… people walking on hot coals!! In the nineties you couldn’t move for coal walkers! These days body wants get their ass up and walk on fire.

Brady from And Just Like That is very Francois Van Kempen coded.

New Four Burners with @mrhuntersmith.bsky.social Get the full episode anywhere podcasts are found

I’ve been rewatching ancient episodes of Kathy Griffin’s reality show and the Australian cameos are fascinating!

Bluesky babes! Come to my comedy festival show Bushranger! It’s on right now and there’s a cheeky discount code below 👇

Well, well, a chairde Gael! Some madman dropped by with a huge King George’s head so he could hear a few tunes for our last Melbourne show! Allegedly, his head was cut off last year in the city..…anyways he was put on stage for a few tunes and then whisked away…remember every colony can fall 🔥

If TRUMP wants a trade WAR let’s put a fucking TARIFF on NICOLE KIDMAN!!! Without her work ethic HOLLYWOOD will grind to a halt!!Who will play Rich-Woman-With-a-Secret? MELANIA?? She’s not got the range!!!

I support the backlash re The Wombat Grabber but there’s no denying it feels like a subplot from the Simpson’s australia episode.

God love her but I simply cannot watch Garcelle give thanks for her beach house one more time. #rhobh

Mum talking about the neighbours… “She’s been bashed with the ugly stick” “He could eat an apple through a cyclone fence”

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Finally watched Conclave (2024). Liked it but lots of voting scenes. Like the Brownlow with nicer gowns.

Meredith Marks’ bat mitzvah

Ok is this really necessary??!!

Thinking of all the baby queers who will accidentally come out today by sharing their Spotify Wrapped. You may now know you’re gay yet honey but 2248 plays of Espresso knows for sure

straight men are going to go bonkers when defying gravity gets covered by private school boys on triple j

why are all the posts on here about libraries and independent bookshops.

The way all the women are dragging Meredith’s bangs. I love being gay.

Josh and Matt are not nepo babies. This is the hill I will die on. Having a rich dad doesn't make you nepo! Unless their dad owns the hideous lamp factory, they're in the clear!

Re the government's social media ban: there's a huge difference in opinion between the very online (us) and normals. Will be interesting to see who is right in the end...

Every time

They got splattered with WHAT

I don’t have letterboxd so just letting you know I saw Lee (2024) and unforch I thought it was a bit shite.

The worst part of being gay is using the HayU app

Wow so many people at AAMI stadium to see the male soccer. Inspiring.

It feels a little ‘gifted student’ on here

this is easily the best feature apple ever created

I don’t think we talk enough about how there is a magical book that can cure people from smoking addiction. Can we apply this to other issues? We need more magic books. Like in charmed.