About to go so broke

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boy if doc would lie about being invited to a media/creator event, i wonder what else he's capable of lying about... really makes you think.

watching this as soon as i am home

Sam Darnold is the kinda guy you can root for because he almost makes you think that could have been you if you had any athletic ability and weren't sitting on your couch sharing memes about mono and seeing ghosts and grumbling about tom brady pizza hut commercials. SEA over NE 34-30

"abolish ICE and prosecute everyone involved" is the moderate position

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The bar for this is low but I also dont care because he-man is cool and cringe(r) at the same time youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...

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For All Mankind is coming back just when I need a little something good... perhaps a rewatch is in order

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At the doc for a physical Doc: most things seem fine. blood pressure is trending high Me: ok Doc: any new stress in life or at work? Me:

replace rfk jr with this guy

The whole thing Ben Johnson was supposed to do was stop Caleb Williams from frantically running backwards to try and avoid NFL pass rushes by playing heroball And then to save their season, Caleb Williams needed to frantically run backwards to avoid a pass rush and make a heroball throw 🤷🏻

I don't how this game will end but God damn, the bears are fun to watch if you're not a bears fan.

Landman frequently does some of the stupidest and cliche things you can possibly do on a show in 2026, but then it puts the camera back on Billy Bob and it almost makes up for it. What a weird show this is.

in a season defined by defense we deserve a Texans/Seahawks Super Bowl.

This year sucks so hard already man. Hoping this is just the beginning of the started from the bottom arc and it's all up from here.

Me when I buy that Matrix trenchcoat

damn all these sound fire as hell

okay well euphoria s3 looks appropriately what the fuck

LFG

It's writing like this that makes me wonder why it took me so long to start The Locked Tomb series.

me trying to explain to @sarahthebeef.bsky.social how a $300 Hot Toys figure is basically free

Normally I'm not hyperbolic fire everyone kinda guy, but this was not a one-off instance, and despite the success the eagles have had the last 5 years, it is clear the success has come in spite of the head coach not because of it. This team has a window. Reset now to take advantage.

I swear the Eagles have a bad offensive line penalty on 2nd down actually on their playcall sheet.

TastyKake wrapper floating in the wind during an Eagles playoff game is my American Beauty.

Brady and Romo not having their best efforts this postseason so far. Just a lot of words and noises without much value in em.

Went to a protest today after being sick all night. Some guy drove by and said: "You look like fuckin idiots" and then I said "You ARE a fuckin idiot" then some lady said "Just say 'Thank You' we're better than that" and I said "I'm not" Lady I'm an Eagles fan. I've said worse to people I love

Go birds.

This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia. Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.” Really listen to it.

You ever think about how one day someone was like, we gotta sell more raisins, and then we all watched specials and bought albums by claymation raisins in sunglasses for a few years?

Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time

guess i'm watching gone girl tonight

Lovely little thread about Absolute Wonder Woman. 🖤

if any creators are in town for ALA this weekend and want to talk partnerships with Marvelous/XSEED, hit me up. not attending the show, but happy to meet up all weekend since I'm super local to the event.

Sentenced to Be a Hero is definitely going on the watch list. Hell of a first episode.

In the elevator with our elderly upstairs neighbor. Her: glad it's not raining anymore. Me: yep. Need a break. Her: I'm always surprised how much it rains here. Me: yeah? We're on the coast. Makes sense. Her: probably because if all the stuff they put in the sky at night Me: 😑

i love that more brands are getting into fully embracing vtuber collabs with full-on sponsored outfits. i'll keep trying to experiment with our partners where we can too, but would be nice to have that MonHun budget, boy...

now seems as good a time as any to remind ya’ll that Michael Bennett blames Matt Stafford for JFK’s death

I heard what everyone has been clamoring for is 6,000 words on what a simple question about the 1990s comedy My Cousin Vinny can teach us about the capabilities and surprising weaknesses of current LLMs. Well, I hate to disappoint people, so I went and wrote it. open.substack.com/pub/mikecaul...

Every day I wake up and thank the football gods Devonta Smith is an Eagle.

Would pay any amount of money to help produce a Dinner for Five reboot with Marshawn Lynch as the host.

Please put Jameis on the Manningcast every week.

Airplane movies this break (New): Weapons - B+ Long Walk - C Conjuring 4 - C Grandmaster (US cut) - B- Airplane movies this break (Rewatched): Interstellar - A+ Wind River - B+

I like being home for the holidays because it reminds me of when my step-dad died on NYE a few years ago and we found out he took out 100k loan in secret that year and we still have no idea why or where any of that money is/went. You can't take it with you, amirite? Unless... No.

Holy shit.