I killed a bug with a cinnamon roll last night. It’s all I had at my disposal.

House selling update- I got a storage space to hide all the signs of actual life from my home in. Took me a very long time to figure out how the lock worked on it. But I did it. I figured it out. I hope something happens to you today that makes you feel stupid and then smart too.

The trash collectors are in the alley! We shall see how this all goes down.

High anxiety because I just went down the alley and put trash in my neighbor’s trash cans that were not being used.Trash pick up is tomorrow. It’s late at night.I have large things of trash because I’m clearing my house out to get ready to sell it.Please forgive me universe. I am tortured about it.

WOW!!! @kellywillis.bsky.social has Newly Found, Vintage “Back Being Blue” Numbered Posters….In Limited Quantities…Go to Kelly’s Website (KellyWillis.com) to Getcha One ☝️!!!

So many people turning left today. I’ve been pretty patient about it, honestly. If they’re giving out any traffic awards.

This fall, I’m putting a set together that I’m thinking of titling “long lost loves”. Material from my recordings that I haven’t performed live very often, if at all. I would love to know if there are any you want to hear. Requests for songs I play all the time are forgiven. Ha! ❤️

Is wanting slip on shoes the last sign that the good times are really over for good?

Hear Ye, Hear Ye…..Y’all Are Invited To Natalie’s-Grandview in Columbus, Ohio on 6/20/25, to See 👀 , Hear 👂, & Meet 🚪the Americana Queen 👑 @kellywillis.bsky.social !!! Get Yer Tickets 🎫 Before They’re Gone 🪄

Just FYI, I continue to figure out the wordle word in just a few try’s.

Now Playing: Kelly Willis' 'What I Deserve' (25th Anniversary Edition) | Rediscover this wonderful album originally released in 1999 here: album.ink/KWillisWID @kellywillis.bsky.social

The Kessler in Dallas. This Thursday, March 6. Come see the Wonder Women of Country.

I’m mowing the lawn today, b words.

Thank you

I’ve got a new post up on Substack.

Hey BBCAmerica, what’s up with your obsession with “Bones”? Does anyone watch this show??? And you really think it’s better than “Star Trek” which you no longer show? Just “Bones” 24/7.

Today I learned that rice bran in yogurt is gross.

Oh look, my old Gibson J180. Everly brothers model. I don’t play it anymore because it’s kind of noisy. Like percussive when I don’t mean for it to be.

I need someone to refill my coffee cup.

Kelly Willis released 'What I Deserve' 26 years ago on February 23, 1999 | Visit https://album.ink/KWillisWID to listen to the album @kellywillis.bsky.social

Listen, y’all. I feel funny coming on here to tell you I bought rice bran and a couple of mushroom supplements today because the lady at natural grocers made them seem vital. This doesn’t seem like info Bluesky folks need or want. But Twitter, those goofballs are like, “do tell!”.

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

This time last year I was heading to Red River, NM for the Songwriter festival and got hit with Covid mid travel. Was gonna take a selfie to show you I’m all masked up and in the airport headed for a redo! Then I realized all you can see is my 56 year old neck. Come see it in person! Friday night!

I put a flavored creamer in my coffee this morning. Just feeling wild!!

Should I stop drinking all the cups of coffee in the pot I make each morning?

Practicing songs in my Chicago hotel today for a special show with Robbie Fulks tonight at Fitzgerald’s. “Friendless Marriage”, “Parallel Bars”, “Beautiful Lie” among others. ❤️

I cooked up some turkey sausage patties and they are just weird y’all. Don’t do it.

“And I would be interested in seeing a complete unknown with you if you are interested”- A friend sent me this and I 100 percent thought they were inviting me to a threesome. I said maybe. Haha!!

Now begins the holiday panic that involves me realizing that I don’t have enough good gifts for one child. And I’m gonna go slog it out at Burlington coat factory or some such nonsense for something super dumb. Happy holidays!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #isthisapotgummysituation?

Hanging out with my ex and discovered he thought BlueSky was pronounced Blewski. Like the way frat boys call a beer a brewski. (That’s not how you say it, right?) I need him to be wrong about this and all things.

Had meatloaf for breakfast again. It’s my new favorite breakfast.

I still feel like we are just acquaintances over here. And over on the old site we are old friends. So anyway, I hope it’s ok that I tell you I think this Santa set up at my grocery store looks pretty kinky.

Today at 5:00!

From now until December 13 at midnight, nearly everything* in my store is 20% OFF. No code, coupon or gift card required. So now's a good time to do some Christmas shopping. Or Hannukah. Or birthdays, or whatever. Happy Holidays! xo Kelly”

I’m playing an in store at Waterloo Records Dec. 5 at 5:00! Come on down and do some Xmas shopping while I serenade you!

Awake since 3 AM, of course, but I’m living for the after turkey nap. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Thank you!

Amen.

Sweet!! Thank you!!

I just tried to go to the grocery store for something. No parking spots. Now I am panicking for no reason. I just wanted grapes but now I feel I should be thanksgiving shopping. Is this a pot gummy situation? Do I need one?

Thanks. This is such a beautiful song.

I’m going to have coffee with my ex husband this morning. (In case I turn up missing.)

lol

If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

I been working in the content mines, All the live-long day

But it can be a Christmas tradition to watch it!

M. Carper, Audiotree Live (EP)(****): Drawing mostly from AotY contender Borned In Ya, this set foregrounds Carper's inimitable voice and leans hard into the cabaret elements peppered throughout that brilliant record. Tack this onto a playlist w the original for an ad hoc Deluxe Edition.

Thanks, Magnet Magazine!