glanced into a church and this was the slide on the projector

Hey, I uploaded a brand new hour long comedy special for FREE on YouTube dot com last night It’s called “Love That For Me”, it’s a show I did at the 2023 Fringe. Hope you like it 💕 youtu.be/4snqjrYWR84?...

Getting the Severance brain chip procedure to send one (1) email

Santa’s getting jacked this year

my full special comes out on youtube tomorrow! tell a friend!

We should have known Morrissey was a wank when he wrote Everyday is Like Sunday (negative). Sundays are class you big mad freak have a lie down and watch the snooker

Tough day to have a Gregg Wallace pop socket

I like the AI summary Google searches bring up now. It’s nice to get a little blast of wrong information before you start as a palate cleanser

In a different time zone btw I’m not just getting smashed and tweeting the worst shit you ever saw in the middle of the night, I’m tweeting the worst shit you ever saw with all my faculties at a normal time of day

(Sean Connery impression) Father John Misty’s second single She Cleans Up from his sixth successive album Mahashmashana

Some Laugh Stands Up Christmas Show Sunday 8th November | Blackfriars Glasgow Tickets here: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Gla...

Lot of pressure on this “new to Blue Sky… like 10 posts to show us what content you enjoy”. Like I like this photo of a duck but do I want my feed to be 10% ducks? I guess I do, is what I’m learning about myself

Every year my mate Ben sends this message into the chat on the eve of the UK championship snooker qualifying “judgement day”, knowing full well none of us care about it

So far for me Blue Sky is failing to deliver the best elements of “the glory days of Twitter” (me being 15 - 21 years old)

Just told a customer service worker I’m disgruntled with that I have over 30 followers on blue sky and I’m sure they’d love to hear about this