If you think that open door is an advertisement...think again. Its a filter. Most guys aren't bold enough too peek in and introduce themselves. That's ok. They're not the guys im looking for. The guy who knocks and says "hi, would you like company?" is.

Awkward!

So sexy that i look for excuses to stay inside longer.

So sexy, that i can shit in front of him and the conversation changes to diets.

So sexy, i didn't object to eating snacks in bed!

I know why everyone is so awkward at a bathhouse.... Its cuz everyone objectifies everyone else. Until you make the connection... And then you *might* decide they're human after all!

#pdx #slaptags #streetart

BOOT NIGHT?!

Dad joke of the day…

🧐😂

www.autoblog.com/news/audi-fa... Ill bet i can get a fist in there!

Especially you, Bottoms!

Happy #fcf 🍆 reskeet if you wanna suck it

I am so tired of Schumer and Jeffries I want to do a marathon karaoke stream to raise money for the Working Families party, which played a major role in getting Mamdani elected. If I did, would you show up?

bsky.app/profile/erot... Showed up in my feed just ahead of this.

I went to a JO party tonight. I bumped into a hot guy i met at a Gooning demo. He asked what ive been up to and i told him i got flogged the night before. He seemed a little shocked. You know youve gone over the EDGE when a gooner thinks your extreme!

We have to address the donkey in the room. It’s not just Republicans who got us here. We need to hold our party accountable if we want any progress.

What an amazing photo! I adore photography, and this shot makes me VERY happy (and a little horny too).

Not THAT Sub shop.

What are we teaching in Design schools these days?

It’s a hybrid so it’s only partially powered by Jesus

Are you all talking about me behind my back? Ok. Carry on.

Lol!

Sotu starts at....i don't fucking care, in the U.S., so im probably (definitely) going to miss (avoid) it. Someone please (don't) tell me about it tomorrow.

Do you know why the Tin Man masturbates with WD-40? So you don't hear him coming.

To all the kind folk who pause whatever the purpose of your walks to let some strange man effuse unrestrained, childlike love all over your dogs, You make the world an immeasurably more bearable place. Thank you! A strange man

Me washing dishes: "The goal is clean dishes, not optimal packing arrangements." Ya, ive got *that* kind!

I just used the word "hexadecimal" in a casual conversation. A) who even am i? B) wait...why is the root for "10" in this word. C) Who even am I?

Ironic. The women 's team has balls. The men's? Not so much.

The world would be a better place if everyone had to spend one year every 10 working with customers.

My top: "Shut your fucking mouth, boy. This isnt about you!"

Majoring in Goonology. #TheGoonersHandbook

When I get that 😈 look in my eyes it means go harder

Im imagining that the guy on the left holds the leg of the guy on his left...and so forth, down the line, so that each guy is participating in the experience of the guy next to him.

Idea for my new sling.

My kind of DJ. Maybe yours as well?

The deity I worship is flawed. His strength comes not from perfection, but from acknowledgment, recovery, and perserverence.

Dems definitely do not represent my values. Ive quietly followed along for DECADES because the alternative was/is worse. But they pander to the same constituency that the enemy courts. Its time to look left and part company. We are a majority within a minority and its time to remind them.

I will sit on hands and knees with my slobering, gaping, used asshole pointed to the camera while a fat bald guy with a tiny penis fucks my face and a hairy monkey pisses on the back of my skull....while live streaming... But my president embarrasses me.

#StreetArt in #Paris 9th exposition January

Signed up for notifications everytime someone blocks me. Two weeks in: "why was this a good idea?" While i treated a bruised ego. A month in: "hahaha! Saved me the trouble!"

Wow! Yesterday's post from san diego has competition.

Good morning, east coast! Did you make it through? You'll have a story for your grand kids! (I suspect they wont be impressed though)

Europe needs to slap US in the mouth so hard that Washington's wooden teeth fall out. Otherwise it should just apply for statehood.

Tomorrow, im blocking everyone providing an analysis of Trump and SOTU. You had to watch it, didnt you?!

To Democrats in Congress who are attending SOTU this evening. To Dems that are watching SOTU, even in disgust: