My driving tectonic the way I make these continentals drift.

"Witness me. Burn the sight into your eyes."

New guys i got the last few days the zoo is growing.

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happy gay month everyone! and remember:

Rainbow capitalists be like “the only union I support is between man and man”

happy pride month

I just watched the episode of the sopranos you were on and I think you shouldn't have stolen Christopher's ideas. You really put him in a bad spot and at risk to be killed.

Had to fulfill a bet with @heiligtree.bsky.social for me being the slowpoke to max. Loser had to get a revs unique that isnt one of the freebie ones. So i got this on my first night doing revs at just around 430 revs killed. Off to tds to get a synapse to start yama asap

Heading home from louisville after 5 days of visiting family and doing a bourbon trail tour with some friends I met through runescape. This game is truly great and has built me so many lasting friendships. My heart was so full this weekend. Thank you all.

Finished maxing the uim on Saturday after a long hard fought race with Nathan. We started at 215 ehp to max and 128 ehp to max. And he ended up winning with me at about 35 ehp left to max. So I will be doing revs as punishment for losing the bet. But it was a great contest. Thanks to all for coming!

genuinely wtf is his problem

99 Fishing and 99 Agility all done. Just 11 hunter levels left until max. @heiligtree.bsky.social . Currently 48 ehp off max and tree is about 7 off. Next Saturday at 4pm EST we will both be maxing. See everyone there!

Pull up a week from tomorrow if I don't accidentally get 99 cons before then 🥳 Shoutout @calvinm.bsky.social for the work of art 🥶

99 Fletching 3 skills left. Currently 64.5 ehp off max and @heiligtree.bsky.social is 16 off max. Catching up a bit but its looking grim.

[22/23] Second to last 99! Constructions is officially the final skill between me or @calvinm.bsky.social visiting the rev caves for a unique

I got to see a cottonmouth in person this weekend and he was so happy in his little swamp corner 🥺 #wildlife #snakesofbsky #snake #cottonmouth #viper

99 Crafting! The last shop hop done except fletching which will take no time. @heiligtree.bsky.social Score is current 92 to 36 EHP until max. I'm finally under 100! Hopefully 99 agi before uim showdown and then most of hunter during comp!

You use grindr for meeting people and sex. I an intellectual use grindr for the Whiteout Survival demo.

99 cooking all sorted off to crafting. Current race with @heiligtree.bsky.social is 106 to 35. surely i get below 100 before hes back :clueless

Cooking on uim is ass. I hate shop hop methods so much. I regret not finishing 99 at trouble brewing when it was the juice.

I keep thinking my bottle of prep is allergy meds and will save me from cats but I dont think it has that power.

99 smithing, 6 skills left until max. Currently 114.5 ehp from maxing. @heiligtree.bsky.social currently is 37.5 hours out from max. Hoping I can close the gap while hes on his honeymoon

Finally got frogs for the new frog tank that I set up a month ago! They are adelphobates galactonotus dart frogs! I saw these at an expo last year when I got the other darts and loved them. I've had frogs for almost 2 years and had no escapes. But one of these guys got out instantly. So thats sick.

Its 11:30 pm, you just get out of bed from petting your dog on top of your clean clothes pile. You go to the fridge to grab a hard monster and a diet mountain. You start boiling water to make a fruit fly culture for your partners new dart frogs. This is your life now.

Outside of blast furnace all uims are my friends we are all gods children and share a special place in the world filling a role only we can fill. Inside blast furnace other uims are my enemy and I will do everything in my power to destroy you.

Day one at one piece day. Didn't do well at the main event but cleaned up at a side event and got a serial luffy as a prize. Tomorrow is my day.

99 mining. Slowly catching up to @heiligtree.bsky.social in ehp to max.

Surely me checking my temple everyday to see if im pacing for max by April 1st is healthy. (Im not even close)

I have a stack of my resume printed out, a page of questions to ask, a steamed shirt, a dry cleaned suit, and a tie ready to go. Surely tomorrow goes well. :clueless

99 woodcutting. The race to max with @heiligtree.bsky.social begins.

Job interview for 2 positions first thing tomorrow. Just gotta impress one of 2 people and clean up. I asked for a 50% pay increase so we shall see where this all goes.

Maxing in osrs now on hold because I am now full time working in the office starting the first week of March. The April maxing party is now probably May :baldge

Gonna max the uim in April i think. It's over due.

Not dead yet. Just bingo.

Uim bingo is so back (I have an alarm set for in 5 hours)

Captaining the neypotzil potheads with @sanguime.bsky.social this season on uim showdown. Very happy with how the draft went! Excited to game hard so soon!

Friends day.

Fridays are cricket days.

Started the new frog tank tonight. I'm doing a method that should be much lighter so it's easier to move and makes it easy for me to add a water feature. So the background is in right now and the bottom is cut to size so I mount the wood and carve tomorrow.

this kicks ass lmfao

talk tuah with hailey welch: cancelled the new norm: no new episode in 3 months it might be the end of the road. online culture is now over

Applying to vend at a frog show in July. I definitely won't have any frogs to sell. But Calvin's crazy croakers will be off the ground selling custom vivarium, isopods, and rare terrarium plants!

please re-renner this urgent message

Today has been one of them

Kek you! Anon Frenperor

Sir a 3rd frog tank has hit the apartment.

Came out of pokemon retirement to play bolt to a cup and got second and a lovely lunch date with @thefleeee.bsky.social