They are just reusing the script from Bills-Broncos.

I'm thinking that with this bunch of yahoos, the media needs to treat "we've opened a criminal inquiry" the same way they are supposed to treat "We're going to file a lawsuit": wait until it shows up on a docket.

‘Washington Post’ Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter

If regime change by force is cool now, maybe the EU could start gazing westward across the Atlantic.

As someone who lost a good chunk of their hearing many years ago, I've been waiting for this to finally be discussed. It's been obvious for quite a while that his hearing isn't great.

Yes that was the Justice Department calling me a 'dope' in a tweet

I remain highly concerned about the proliferation of AI-manipulated media, but, well, I had a moment of weakness. So, Merry Christmas from George and Charlie, both the real and less real versions. (Amazing how it made George's eyes less judgy.) #catsofbluesky

Uhhhhh ...

Why is Dr. Oz dressed and coiffed like a decoy?

@jowrotethis.bsky.social THANK YOU for the "{whisper} mary reilly" reference! I thought I was the only one who kept that in my bag for special occasions!

No, that's not the lyric. It's Raspberry Sorbet!

What was that about Epstein grand jury docs being released?

@jvl.bsky.social My late husband, WaPo copy editor Bill Walsh, would like to speak to you from the mists of the past about the "Macy's Day Parade" you speak of: theslot.blogspot.com/2003/11/potp...

Ooh, "split tabs" now available in Chrome--no more having to resize new windows over and over. So now I can have six tabs always viewable on my three screens. Yay?

REM U2 Smiths Psychedelic Furs Metallica

Literally did a spit-take.

I am here for any and all Lisan al-Gaib references.

@seanfennessey.bsky.social Seems like now might be a good time to give Bonfire of the Vanities a remake, with just a smidge of updating the current day.

Me: So there's this thing called Daylight Savings Time, which means that now it's actually an hour before your dinnertime. Cats:

There is just nothing funnier in baseball than the bullpens running to the plate 90 seconds after the benches clear.

I remember seeing BTTF at the Avalon on opening night in an absolutely packed house, and the audience truly went wild. One of my favorite movie-going memories (along with opening night of Pulp Fiction).

Watch those cutaways to tense fans -- one of them might be pope someday. #mlb #dodgers

Live look at the Steelers uniforms tonight. #nfl #snf

Carson Wince. #tnf #nfl #vikings

I bet the National Capital Planning Commission would have had a few comments.

Has anyone tried to see if {insert LLM of choice here} can look at photos and do crowd estimates?

Could also be read as "Let them eat cake."

Mason City Iowa #nokings (sorry for the poor video, just passing through)

Someone get me a ladder so I can at least stick a colon in there or something.

Dear Lord, this game.

George Wallace getting shot (first "Breaking News" I remember) Terrorists at the 1972 Munich Olympics (watched the entire thing) Vietnam Nixon resigning Seeing All the President's Men

It's starting to be time for other countries to talk about sanctions against the US.

I’d like one newspaper to try out the headline “Republicans fail to attract Democratic votes they need to end shutdown” as a little treat.

On the flip side, there's kids like me, who leave their mother sobbing on the corner across the street on the first day of kindergarten after saying, "You can just stay here, I'll go in by myself."

Bring back Strike Force Five. (Though maybe leave Fallon home this time. Bring in Jon Stewart.)

It's weird to be deeply shocked when someone who is 89 dies, but as a child of the 70s, it's almost impossible to imagine a world without Robert Redford in it.

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

THEY AREN'T FORWARD SLASHES!!!!!!

If you had asked me to predict who the US's Archduke Franz Ferdinand would be, I would not have guessed Charlie Kirk.

Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot https://theonion.com/atrocities-keep-getting-in-frame-of-d-c-tourists-shot/

I'm starting to feel like the country is playing out the Dance at the Gym part of West Side Story, when the music stops and everyone looks at their new partner in horror and then races back to their own "gang."

Chatted w/an Iowa guy, said he lived in a very rural area, talked abt all needing his many guns "to keep safe." I said, I live 5 blocks from the US Capitol, in a supposedly scary city, and have never felt the need to have a gun. "I do have to wonder, what you are so scared of?" Conversation over.

A good day for an evergreen.

“HAS ANYONE SEEN THE KID WITH THE LAWN MOWER”

It won't exactly land with the impact of all of the other recent announcements, but today is my last day at WaPo, having spent 27 1/2 years running the newsroom intranet and building stuff. Not a bad run. Such an amazing place, and I'm so proud to have been part of it.