Has anyone set up a live cam trained on the facade of the Kennedy Center? Just in case?

Holy crap.

Clearly he has never seen the Brady Bunch episode where Peter threw himself a party.

I may have a new index to track the financial bubble--the number of texts, calls, and e-mails I'm getting with "small business financing" come-ons. I'm already at 8 today.

Monoculture.

I have questions.

We've got a TACO on Cinquo de Mayo! 🌮

"Slurve"?? #nationals

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Dear Rory, I'm so thrilled you won again. Stop tormenting me. #masters

After living through the needle-in-a-haystack grainy splashdown footage from Apollo days, having clear live feeds from chase planes etc. was really nice to have.

Walked a mile to the theater to see it at age 10, and it changed my life. TWP was the only place where I ever dreamed of working, and there was no more amazing moment than walking into the real newsroom on my first day.

The great thing about pets is experiencing their joie de vivre.

Easter sunset.

Robin Williams on Qaddafi.

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!" NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

I think I preferred Mission Control/astronaut communications from back when they didn't clearly spend hours workshopping Important Statements. #artemis

#NASA Mission Control: The longest-distance tech support staff on earth.

IYKYK.

Does he have eligibility?

time to re-up this

If I weren't so lazy, I'd be working on my think piece, "Are shit and fuck actually bad words anymore?"

You know, if you shame them into turning the microphone back on, maybe keep it short. #oscars

Hormuz means friendship.

@bryancurtis.bsky.social Enjoying your appearance on Wait a Second, but that Texas accent coming out of both you and Tyler is making it hard to tell you two apart!

Seen on a gas pump in northern Wyoming (of all places), where Regular is $3.40 today, compared to $2.50 on January 4. cc @jvl.bsky.social

1-2-3 What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn Next stop is ol' Iran...

HBO Max has a sense of humor. #thepitt

Gas prices in northern Wyoming: Jan. 3: 2.50/gal March 3: 3.25/gal

Great to see how much Harrison Ford loves his job, because he sure has seemed cranky for most of the past 50 years.

The east coast is certainly going to wake up to interesting news.

Anybody have a forklift? I can't feel my feet.

Nice to have at least one day of doing whatever the opposite of doomscrolling is.

Good, maybe they don't need this billboard to their north in middle-of-nowhere Wyoming anymore.

I remember watching this live and my jaw dropping. (See also: The Question is Moot.)

This crawl has transported me to 1972, perhaps right as Franz Klammer threw himself down the mountain in Innsbruck.

The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports

@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social @jvl.bsky.social Just call it the Shrub Line, or the Dubya Line!

My statement on Will Lewis's departure.

@bryancurtis.bsky.social Only in journalism!

This reminds me of when I saw Metallica at the Cap Centre and a guy probably in his 50s was there with his kid, and afterward I asked how he handled the volume. He showed me what looked like top-tier earplugs and said, "I test engines for Pratt Whitney."

I'm physically ill this morning.

Well, this was unexpected.

I was at college in Gainesville, FL, and had decided to skip class to watch the launch, so I saw it live on CNN. ("That looks more violent than I remember.") Local network affiliates had alerts for KSC personnel to report work. 90 min later, the plume from the explosion wafted into view overhead.

It sort of pains me that we haven't heard anything from Son of Minnesota Bob Dylan.

How it started ➡️ How it's going

I'm thinking about how the goons finally ran into someone who they can't immediately "other"ize. White guy, nurse, VA, outdoorsy, helping a woman up who had been pushed down for no reason. And with a gun permit, no less. Exactly who Mr. Rogers told us to look for.

The victim was filming. Where is his phone/camera? Already stomped and tossed?