MAXIIII BEIER! On the back of an excellent effort from Guirassy.

Nice penalty from Can, very nice

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Next round, never it doubt, had it all the way. #BVB

Three points, never in doubt, had em all the way #BVB

Jobe?

“And then they said I should rest Guirassy”

As a committed Maxi Beier defender… what is he doing. At all. C’mon bud.

YAN THE MAN YAN THE MAN #BVB

Good to see Petr Gulasci, didn’t he have some insane injury? Feel like he hasn’t played in any of the last several matches against us

KARIIIIIIIIIIIIIM THE DREAM 💥 #BVB

Who else is happy to see Schlotterbeck

Dortmund end-of-game collapse is like watching a car crash on an icy road. You know it’s probably coming but there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s getting really old. I’m sick of it.

Just randomly thought of this baller Still playing at 37, go on king

TOR! 🇩🇪Maxi Beier🇩🇪 this time!

Thoughts on this kit? Terrible? Terrible?

TOR! Who else?

What are you watching instead of the Bundesliga today?

Tight at the top

HOLLLLYYYYYY GUIRASSY

Couto ➡️ Guirassy 💥

AYE YO TOM ROTHE IS HUGE??

Thoughts on the choreo? I liked the color changes

Time to get the Fear The Wall socials re-opened I think

HEJA BVB HEJA BVB

12TH ➡️ 4TH SEE YOU IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

HAIL KOVAC

JULIIIIIIIIIIIIIII RYERSONNNNNN

What a Brandt-y ten minutes

Damn

Bensebaini…what a tackle. Wow.

Tough watch so far, need to get some control

Stupid Leverkusen dropping a stinker against Freiburg just so they can go a play a cup final performance against Dortmund next weekend

Can’t slander Brandt so far… what do I do now

Niko Kovac is *furious* with his team

SVENSSON WHAT A CELEBRATION HAHA

NMECHA! THAT’S HOW YOU TURN IT AROUND

TORRR GUIRASSY

Come onnnnn man

Beier has outrageous vertical, geez

Dortmund are peppering the Gladbach box but not the goal. Need to keep the pressure!

*blows dust off keyboard* Who’s ready for some fußball??

Maximilian Beier’s impact on the left wing for Dortmund is undeniable this season. So much so, that he's now the club's best option in the position and keeping Jamie Gittens out of Niko Kovac's best starting XI.

Absolutely love that from Adeyemi

MD23 - The BuLi Rundown Super proud of this one. It’s a special episode where I’ll take my listeners with me as I travelled to Dortmund this past weekend. We discuss a brief history of the Ruhr Valley, the importance of football in chaotic times, and much more! open.spotify.com/episode/5SCv...

ANOTHER GOAL PASCAL GROẞ RESPONDS TO THE CRITICS

A REAL GOAL OH MY DAYS #BVB

Oh that has to go in Karim, AGH