Bro failed the first test.

I spent three days out in the woods at a pagan hippie commune without cell signal and honestly I didn't even really miss it. Wish I could just go live out there, unfortunately I'm lacking a lot of practical skills needs for pagan hippie commune living, so best I can do is daytrip when I have time.

Leaving this here...

Me this morning: deep thoughts about recognizing indoctrination and propaganda as a middle school child Me now: "God I need someone to stretch out my hole"

When I was a kid, I remember saying the pledge of allegiance every morning at school and never thinking anything of it because I'd been doing it since kindergarten and it never occurred to me to question it ... That is, until I learned about Stalinist Russia.

Going to visit the festival grounds my dad took me camping every year for longer than I can remember for the first time since I was 13. Happened to run into someone else who knew the place. I'm full of dread and excitement. Might cry idk yet

Looks familiar...

stealing like meme from my hellsite replies because lmao

Every time I think I've found a Darcy, it turns out to be a Wickham.

If you can't handle me at my "I can't talk right now, I'm getting ready to go to an event that I prepaid to attend a month ago" you don't deserve me at my "look how cute I am, let's go snugglefuck" #bear #cub #trans

Fresh breakup, still pretty sore.

Trump administration has deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen to Honduras with no meaningful process and against the wishes of her father.

They're also coming for the trans people. Lest we forget that the Pink Triangles were left in the concentration camps after "liberation" or reincarnated elsewhere.

these fuckers being able to destroy everything is not a foregone conclusion

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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I hate it when my job makes me take my break early. The last leg of my shift drags so fucking hard.

"funding for investigating child sexual abuse and internet crimes against children; responding to reports of missing children; and preventing youth violence has been withdrawn indefinitely" THEY DON'T WANT TO INVESTIGATE CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONES COMMITTING THEM.

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

This

The turnout in small towns across the country has been incredible drawing crowds of thousands. We’re already seeing over one million in attendance nationwide, and events are still underway. Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Ohio all had especially surprising showings.

There are trans people who will not survive this year. That’s not metaphor. That’s fact. This genocide isn’t quiet. It’s televised, tweeted, debated, and still denied. Genocide doesn’t require fire. It just needs you to stop noticing.

When you look away long enough, you lose the right to say you care. History will not forgive your distraction. Neither will we. You call it staying out of politics. We call it stepping over bodies.

As clap backs go that’s pretty perfect. 😆

Justice looks like queer kids unafraid. Like our elders growing old. Like no one having to prove they deserve to live.

Only approx 12 of these people have violent criminal records. 12. Only 22% had any kind of record. Only 12 of that 22% had violent records. 75% have NO RECORDS in either country. The US Gov is lying and calling them all criminals anyway. (OG Post link in comments) #truth #elsalvador #KAG

Reminder: NOBODY is a criminal until they've gone through a due process of law. George Floyd was not a criminal - cops summarily executed him. Abrego Garcia is not a criminal - he never faced a trial. Same with most of the guys at Gitmo.

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

If undocumented immigrants don't get due process, then no one does. All they have to do is claim you are undocumented, and you won't get due process to prove your citizenship.

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

I can't help but wonder what this world could be if we all held each other with a bit more empathy...

Loved this, “FREE” always tastes so good…

It was so damn tempting to get these T-shirts at Spencer's. I was a good boy, though, I only bought the specific item I went there for

Two wolves inside of me: One would rather die than ever be pregnant The other has a breeding kink. The two wolves are in agreement: my new boyfriend's vasectomy scar is sexy as fuck.

Here's a poem I wrote about night and day, a binary existing in God's Creation.

Trans day of visibility: making visible some of the physical toll of being trans. I tried the tape, knowing I have a history of reactions to medical adhesive, and predictably, I reacted. It was 3 full days before I could even wear a binder again. And I've been tempted to try the tape again anyway

I wrote this originally as a response, but wanted to do a general posting. 🚬😎

I didn't, but I was tempted. I'd call him my lil teapot, short and stout!

America risks running out of toilet paper every time he's in office because he's so full of shit.

I did nothing I had planned for today, but I still feel like I was productive. Not in the traditional sense, but in a very real sense. I listened to what my body was telling me, and I rested.

Woke up. Was dreaming. Last line from the dream before wake "listen if I'm mixing cum with ranch dressing and dipping my sushi into, I assure you cum is not the weird ingredient." I'm horrified at my subconscious for this, what kind of monster dips sushi into ranch?

That is one hell of a ratio.

LIKE MY STEPMOM! She's like "they're not real women because real women can bear children" BITCH, YOU COULDN'T. She had two miscarriages and gave up. And I don't mean to make light of miscarriage, but the HYPOCRISY of boiling womanhood down to something YOU NEVER DID is disgusting.

Ask any TERF why trans women shouldn't be counted as women, they'll say something about vaginas, periods, or childbirth every time. TERFs only see women as a collection of reproductive organs, just like incels do.

Apartment maintenance is here to take care of the bad leek under my sink.

"if I just work hard enough, eventually I'll make it" No. cause if you don't make it that means you didn't work hard enough. And that isn't fair to your efforts. there are so many factors outside of your hands. So much success is luck, and failure is not always your fault. cut yourself some slack.

Idk what they expected, turning their backs on their own community to vote for a fascist.

The distinction between holding a belief and sympathizing for that belief is nearly nil. That's why the Constitution defined treason not just by being against the USA, but also by aid and comfort of those enemies