As someone who has been kicked by a horse your lungs just collapse. Just, they touch wall to wall and it feels like you’re suffocating without your throat ever being touched. Now imagine that with armored boots and the full weight of a man who’s just having fun. The horses are scared. He’s not.

I said I had no reason to play Tomodachi Life and then I saw someone put Zenos in it and immediately downloaded the Demo. I made Dove for now but Zenos is next and they are gonna hold hands and kiss.

you can tell how attracted to zenos someone is by how they made him in tomodachi life, and i think that's just wonderful

yeah #evercold

zenos viator galvus, remembered by all for his long hair and fat fucking ass

If I speak-

Mao is wanted in several countries, don’t ask why 👀

Mao: Ramune probably. She’d hoard the little bottles like a freak too. Sai: Root Beer Blaidd: Cherry Ginger Ale Dove: Cream Soda

To anyone that needs to hear this: It's okay to completely rework, change, or alter your OC whenever you want. It's okay to be excited about what's new. It's okay to make a new shard whenever a new reflection is announced. It's okay to retcon or re-write your lore whenever a new expansion drops.

I wanna make this in ff when I get back……

ON MY MISS MEGAN THEE STALLION?!?!???? OOOOOO WHEN I CATCH U

Riftan finally finding out the truth and throwing a chair is the appropriate response

Good Morning, World.

Self indulging in Elden Ring lore to soothe my soul again

Void Possessed Mao was a good era of Mao tbh. Support women's wrongs

Mao and all of her little heathens- I mean children

LRP shout out to my nurses Gabby and Elle who helped me deliver my baby. I met Gabby when I went in for heart palpitations and she was so attentive and actually fought for me to be treated properly that I requested her for my labor team. And Elle was her recommendation and she was also a baller.

i have a favor to ask: thank a nurse today. please. it’s a very thankless job and healthcare has been extremely exhausting these past two years. hell, since covid. please take the time to say thank you, or at least send us some peace. im tired.

HES JUST SO SO ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

When Jungkook heard the wings are free the spice levels became irrelevant

….sometimes I think about how I have a child and then how many of my OC’s have children….. Man, Agápi has every right to rock my shit. She has the most children out of all my ocs. And I’m talking blood born children. I think she has somewhere around 12? Maybe?

“Being a mom is so hard” It is. But then there’s also like 3 hour periods of this little idiot crushing my chest while she sleeps and I lay here reading manhwas because my adult sleeping methods won’t allow my rest and the fact that she sounds like she’s choking on nothing

My new favorite reactions thank you

But what if I don't wanna >:[ #comic #cats

Jin and Jhope were fighting for their lives with those wings meanwhile Jungkook was over there like

WE GET FAKE LOVE IN THE SET LIST IN MY 2026?!??

I can type my thoughts freely in bsky because my bestie isn’t here to control me hehehehehehehheeh

Desscaras ✨ #art

So, I was unexpectedly laid off today without any forewarning. So ANY consideration or sharing would be so deeply appreciated rn

gofund.me/c48397ad1 Just posting this here. My mom had to have open heart surgery at the end of the year last year. She is still recovering and not able to actually go back to work yet because of issues from the surgery. Obviously no one needs to donate, if you can share it that would be awesome!

Tuna fix computer 4 u Demands churu for compensation

Turning Mao into memes was my favorite pass time…. I should do it to my new children more…

. ⊹ 𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘏𝘌 › a mhachian fight club & lounge. ( DETAILS ) ⸻ ▸ SERVER — Dynamis, Rafflesia ▸ LOCATION — Empyreum, W17 P30 ▸ TIME — April 4th, 2026 10:00 PM EDT (GMT -4) to 2:00 AM EDT ▸ CARRD — nepenthe-rp.crd.co#home Save the date. Also look at this poster. It's nice.

shaved head means no hair clipping means i can move hats snugly to the head #oc:Quanah

Momma Mao herself :3 She's a mother of currently: Han, Li Hua, Sai, Ahruna, Lapellion, and Oyuzia. And countless adopted children because well she just likes picking them up off the streets and solving parental issues idk

I think about “normal to want and possible to achieve” all the time

My baby has tricked me into taking a nap multiple times. Specifically because to make her take a nap, she likes to sleep on my chest and thus I fall asleep. This is trickery

( ⠀ELYSIAN SOIRÉE ⠀) ─── ✧ mhachian themed rp event / art party. ─── ✧ masks required. / black, silver or purple colors. ─── ✧ april 10th, 8pm edt. ─── ✧ dynamis, rafflesia, empyreum w17 p12. ─── ✧ tag: #elysianAP ( alt text available for both pictures )

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

“Deviled egg dip” bitch that’s just egg salad tf

Me watching another c-drama I have no business watching

never give up. you 🫵 are a regular guy! you can open blender! you are a regular guy! you can open texttools! you are a regular guy! you can read mod guides! you are a regular guy! you can fail and try again! you are a regular modder!

Namjoon said “what you need twin” and the black community collectively dapped him up so hard he’s permanently invited to every cook out with his wife and 5 children

it's her birthday too <333 my sweet angel, my everything. i know i don't log in as much as i used to, but every time i do, you make my day brighter. i love you, miraluna de la rosa - luu 💗 my turali fairy princess 💗 #faeprincesa - #oc:miraluna

Normalize not liking characters just because you don’t vibe with the aesthetic and not taking it as an insult. Just because I don’t like the color green doesn’t mean I don’t like people who say their favorite color is green. Genuinely fatherless behavior.

I finally got caught up on Jungle Juice

Please look at how fat my cat is

don’t even get me started on black people who are often disregarded in healthcare, aren’t listened to and we fight chronic illnesses we never knew were there in the first place. we mask OFTEN. we have to. please don’t be that person who minimizes someone’s health struggle. it’s 2026.