"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Joke of the day. Did you hear about the guy who's afraid of escalators? He takes steps to avoid them.

Joke of the day: How do fish pay for groceries? With sand dollars.

Trump airlines? Shut down. Trump casinos? Shut down. Trump steaks? Shut down. Trump vodka? Shut down. Trump university? Shut down. Donald Trump has kept his promise to run our government like he ran his companies: shut down, with unpaid workers & blaming everyone but himself.

Joke of the day. What color is the wind? Blew.

🎶 #MondayVibe Part 1 – “Woke country music” never sounded so good. Chris Housman’s “Up and Down” is real, raw, and everything America needs right now. Let’s lift up voices that unite instead of divide. Go stream his music and buy it! #Blueneck #UpAndDown #StayWoke #Pinks 🌸

This makes my day! Congratulations #stephenColbert

Joke of the day. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Joke of the day. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.

Joke of the day. What do French hedgehogs see on Groundhog Day? Their chateau.

Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.

Joke of the day. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Joke of the day. Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail? He was charged with battery.

Joke of the day. Why doesn't it hurt if someone throws a can of Coke at your head? Because it's a soft drink.

Joke of the day. Where do surfers go for an education? Boarding school.

Joke of the day. I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer ... then it hit me!

Joke of the day. Did you hear about the wig thief who escaped from prison? Police are combing the area to find him.

Joke of the day. If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? An iWitness.

CARTOON OF THE DAY (Updated Version)

Joke of the day. Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

Joke of the day. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.

Joke of the day. What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.

Dutch talk-show host Lubach put together an absolutely savage takedown of Disney after they bowed down to the Trump administration to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air

Joke of the day. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.

Joke of the day. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

This gentleman has a wealth of knowledge‼️

It’s not just the United States. If you’ve followed my reporting, you already know: Canada also has a far-right extremist problem. Now, they’re using Charlie Kirk’s assassination as a moment to mobilize, recruit and further radicalize their followers:

The Conservatives are staging fake meetings and saying the Liberals aren't showing up in order to create propaganda and misinformation. Either that or they don't know how to read publically available calendars. #canada #cdnpoli #pierrepoilievre #conservativepartyofcanada #frankdomenic🍁

This guy gets it

Rule #1, conservatives always lie, unless they are saying the quiet part out loud

Joke of the day. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

Joke of the day. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

not the same.....

Just a reminder that the “free speech” rules in Canada are not like the US constitution. Hate speech, etc is NOT protected by Canadian laws. You are “free” to say hateful stuff here but not “free” from legal consequences. Even if you are an MP. #cdnpoli

Joke of the day. "I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

Joke of the day. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

An excellent 3 minutes worth watching. 👍

Joke of the day. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

AUPE is still bargaining: “Another 45,000 workers in health care, are still at the bargaining table, as are 90 other AUPE bargaining units. Several faculty associations at major Alberta universities, colleges and technical institutions are also in negotiations.” afl.org/alberta-unio...

Hahaha this is how my brain is working this morning...

That is how you do it.

Joke of the day. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Reminder 💥🤬