YAML is the most efficient way for both machines and humans to communicate. All languages will eventually converge on yaml.

me: (after praying every day for the sun to fry all our technology, when finally a massive sunstorm is headed toward earth but it doesn't fry our tech and instead creates a beautiful and vibrant light in the night sky): noo!!!! noooo!!!!!! this sucks!!!!!!!

This but it’s the Trump administration plotting to avoid releasing the Epstein files

Nobody thinks Many Men is named "Wish death" so I don't know why that would be in parentheses? 🤔 Unless Mr Cent is worried about the song title sounding gay? 🧐

Let me guess, Independence Day, Air Force One, American Pie 1 & 2 😒

Still more impressive demo than Tesla putting a guy in a suit

When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service? @theonion.com

Heart-warming: Conservatives got locked out of government after an overwhelming election loss, but Keir Starmer gave them all they wanted anyway 🥹

Fake it til you make it: I just raised $60 billion for my AI startup by writing a chatbot that runs this script: if(textInput == "Are you sentient?") { print("Yes, human") }

For finance to even have a remote chance of working it has to be completely unanonymous. Every trade that's made (maybe above a threshold of 1000$ or something) needs to immediately persist to a fully public log, with the amount and names of the traders.

Quick, somebody replace seed oil with beef tallow at a food chain I've never heard of

(Liam Neeson voice) I told you to sell before other people sell and buy before other people buy. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that

Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is

Senator: Mr Altman, your company failed to realize that your new robot would cut off human hands and stuff them in a "thumbs up" posture in order to satisfy its own training algorithm. In all my 85 years sitting on this committee I've never heard anything like it.

Terminator-franchise: We will build a machine network called Skynet which will become sentient and try to kill us all Humanity: That awful! Let's instead go with the name "Internet"

Media is just complete idiots in interpreting Trump's double speak. He can go "we're gonna be looking very strongly at EXECUTING every member of congress, Rambo II style. but it's going to be done very peacefully", and BBC will treat the last sentence as crucial context www.bbc.com/mediacentre/...

I understand why Republicans don't want to remove the filibuster. It's been an instrument to uphold racist and reactionary ideology, so even if they don't care about the rules under any other circumstance, they see how this one rule clearly advantages them. But Democrats?

After years of deliberation, I have concluded that Fight On! from Final Fantasy VII is the best boss battle theme of all time. An extremely unoriginal take, but unoriginal for a very good reason.

I'm SICK of these government-issued silver dollars 😫 Isn't it possible to use a modern, bit-based type of coin instead?

It's 2013. Robin Thicke just released his hit "Blurred Lines" and as far as you can tell there's nothing problematic about it. Daft Punk's record RAM is out and you can't wait to see them tour live. A guy named "Donald Trump" has never even thought about killing his best friend Jeffrey Epstein

If you're going to invest in a car company, probably good to make it one where the CEO isn't stealing hundreds of billions from the company

The James Webb telescope is an affront to God! Don't believe its lies about the Earth orbiting around the sun

Replace "sandwich" with "grenade" and "onions and mustard" with "napalm" and suddenly it's not so funny anymore

The thing I kept coming back to is doesn’t it make more sense to build a city in 3 dimensions? if you want short commutes you should at least use all 3 known spatial dimensions

Unfortunately due to NYC electing a socialist mayor, Black Friday is cancelled this year ☹️ We took capitalism for granted and now look what happened

We've seen this playbook in Norway. Be prepared for it. It's not that conservatives are concerned that people will move if you hike taxes. They WANT people to move when you hike taxes and they will encourage people to move, to make their prophecies about tax hikes self-fulfilling.

Despite massive spending from billionaires and media propagandists working overtime, Mamdani wins by a massive margin. Any democrat who isn’t taking notes should resign.

Reyt, come on then, New York and Mamdani. Let’s ‘ave at ‘em, like

Oh Bitcoin price website, Why are you crashing? Why is it so, That I yearn to see the price of Bitcoin But when you return online, And I can finally see the price of Bitcoin, I find that I am broke

The website that tells me the value of my digital money is crashing because too many people are accessing it, for some reason. Disconcerting

I fuckin love this guy I don’t care what anyone says

Company behind AI Robot "The Strangler", Warns it Could Pose Danger to Human Life if it Becomes Sufficiently Intelligent

This will train the AI either to kill humankind, or kill itself

The last reliable thing Microsoft ever made is no longer reliable

A scoop that I’m not happy to report: CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution. heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...

kill your masters

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

That's it, we're watchmojo.com style counting down the top 5 Edvard Munch paintings.

If Munch was alive in these difficult times, I suspect he would have touched on darker, more fear-filled themes than in his famous piece 'Girls on the Bridge'

Once again, the main day of Tea Party protests had about 300,000 nationwide, but saw endless coverage. The No Kings protests had about 7,000,000 nationwide, and many media outlets reacted with a yawn. No Kings was nearly 25x as big as the Tea Party but the Tea Party got 25x the attention.

Can someone objective please say which rappers are soft or hard? IMPOSSIBLE to get a coherent picture from the rappers

In real french restaurants, a rat would NEVER put the parsley in your fish soup.

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Shame, that was the most real thing left in this dumb economy

I only want to live in a world in which PlayStation Move Heroes was good 😭

Congratulations to ISIS on defeating America. You did it boys

I’m an idiot to try to time a economic crisis but this could very well be the starting shot for the AI recession

Amazon Web Services, the giant evil Internet snake, is injured! www.reuters.com/business/ret...

This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.

This is a matter for The Hague