Elon is once again asking Tesla investors to be exit liquidity for another of his schemes

If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you're not a sex offender - Winston Churchill

Epstein seems like such an annoying dunce to email with that even if we didn't already know about the human trafficking, the fact that people kept emailing with him warrants serious suspicion

The vice chair in the Nobel committee, Asle Toje, is in the last Epstein file dump. A Norwegian diplomat connects Toje and Steve Bannon, so Toje can connect Bannon with the leader of Norway's far-right party In case you've ever wondered why the prize is so stupid and liable to go to war criminals.

Not guilty!!! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

They should end Dexter like they did Squid Game. Dexter looks into the camera and says “It is morally wrong to be a serial killer. even if there was a utilitarian argument to be made for killing only bad guys, too many factors are not under your control and you will likely hurt good people”

Season 17 of Dexter poses the ethical dilemma: is it bad to be a serial killer if roughly 1/3rd of your victims are bad guys? 🤔

More like Price Waterhouse SLY Cooper

Current vibe: honking my own clown nose 🔥

A tried and true defense

The time is running out. We need to hurry and destroy this evil clock!

Creating a version of Bluesky built on AT Proto that's exactly the same, except all my posts get millions of likes

Trump's "hottest economy in the world"

This is the symbol of my nation and my heritage. This symbolizes everything I believe in

You can pry my Renault 5 baguette holder from my cold, dead hands 🇪🇺

Why does the US still have veto power in the UN Security Council? That honor should be reserved for countries like China, Russia, Iran, Syria, North Korea and Hamas

I ask only one thing of the trade deals the EU makes, and that is that we protect our beautiful boy with 500% tariffs

I'm incredibly late to this but BRAT is a really great album. Almost makes me regret voting for Donald Trump ☹️

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

If this is what they do when they're out on the street with people pointing cameras at them, what do you think is happening inside the ICE prison camps that they keep denying Members of Congress access to?

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

And we're back. The moment the danger passes, people rush to pretend everything is alright again. It isn't and will not be.

Incredibly based. Do it

EU finally start signalling that they get it after the Greenland debacle started. Start building the post-US hegemony world

If you oversimplify to the point where two different things are now the same, you do get some odd outcomes

At the exact center of the observable universe, is the Kingdom of Norway

Hey Berlin! Try building a successful tech startup once instead of a bunch of crap called COMPuTERTRON.xyz and sloobslaab.io

(not even reading the rest) Renault 5!!! Renault 5 rules!!!!

Senator, Greenland is a country and Donald Trump is a person 🙄

Well I’ll be damNed, the EU actually did something

A pretty cool thing about AI is that it used to take a couple of weeks to make a codebase into a mess, but now you can do it almost instantly

At this point the best way to honor Alfred Nobel's memory is to remember him for blowing up a bunch of people

The Nobel committee should just roll with it and announce that Alfred Nobel foretold that in 2026 the prize would make its way to the anti-christ

Still undefeated as the worst Nobel prize

This REALLY debunks the myth that only the winner of the Nobel peace prize can touch it without exploding

Alright that didn't work, but we can still honor the memory of Alfred Nobel by once a year handing out a lot of dynamite

Borrowing against your assets is a tax dodge. Not the same as someone borrowing money they don't have to make rent fortune.com/2026/01/13/m...

China ends the year with a record trade surplus. When you think about how much damage Trump has done to the US just to damage China, this just underscores what a massive disaster the Trump is on every level www.reuters.com/world/china/...

The thing that got me with Scott Adams was that he made a cartoon to parody dumb business clichés, but almost all of his political analysis was done through the lens of dumb business clichés?

The idea of having satelite Internet available all over the world, beyond the control of any one government, is a good one. Unfortunately Elon will comply with any request from an authoritarian government, an has even used Starlink to extort democratic governments. Gg

What version of ChatGPT are people using to give themselves AI psychosis? I can't even get mine to give me a no-water diet

Company behind AI Robot "The Strangler", Warns it Could Pose Danger to Human Life if it Becomes Sufficiently Intelligent

We still haven’t found the answer to this riddle 🤔

Finally an agency that protects business from the overreach of the environment

They sure were, until California tried to tax them 😢

Something I learned about billionaires from Norway implementing an exit tax is that billionaires don't give a shit about taxes until you remove the last tax loophole.

waaaah waaah 😭

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